I have a new special rate for people who ask “what’s your rate” as if I don’t post it. So from now on if I’m asked about rates the special price for that person is $1000 per hr
Men, if you see a hot woman in your hotel and happen to notice which room she’s staying in, please DO NOT knock on her door to “give a compliment”. I promise you it’s not the romantic treat you think it is
#wtf