You can get a job, buy your own house and practise in that kitchen— Are you eating the chicken he made? I— what is this family.

Ah, yes, of course. Your personality is absolutely what keeps me around. [ He rolled his eyes, and despite his sarcastic words, they were playful. His arms curled around her middle and instinctively gave her a gentle squeeze. ] Definitely not your sexy lab coat.

You make a sandwich or toast if you're hungry before bed. Not fried chicken! You're now banned from the kitchen.

He's sleeping in Jakes room since Jake has decided to trash the kitchen at MIDNIGHT.

Stop feeding him human food!

RT @holyaches: i love you. i abhor that i love you.

Too vivid for it to be without reference. [ Cue eye squint. ]

You are so horrible to me. [ He grumbled, feigning reluctance after having to endure those long few seconds as he leaned down. A small smile did tug at his lips as he pressed a gentle kiss to her lips. ] You are fortunate that I am so fond of you.

You need to address your porn addiction, Claire.

Oh, yeah. Especially when we double team a survivor.

Well, you have less than sixty seconds before you end up on mine for not greeting me with a kiss or a cuddle. A heinous crime in this household, as you know.

I wouldn't give you that much credit...

Why do I pay you money?

Let's go to the fog, she said. It will be so much fun, she said. I literally have to walk around holding her hand so the other killer doesn't kill her -_-

@StarlitSon // I got some drawings to do rn but if you're still around layer mayyyybee?

@StarlitSon // If you ever see me on you can always send an invite. I'm usually soloing anyway :3

[ Scooching over to the girls not to discreetly. ] Say you were to receive a Valentines Day gift. What would you want?

I mean, it sounds ridiculous now, but I did... I really thought that what I was doing was right. I was incapable of seeing a better alternative. But in my mind, I was going to fix everything.