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@bradambition Christ I hope i still fit in the leotards XD

@bradambition I would happily give up birthdays from now on for this to be true.

@BuckAngel Whn they have no logical argument against what you are saying the insults start. It's a tantrum.

@AllieBueller @ThePosieParker Thank you x

@Serena_Partrick My Grandad is dying as we speak. He is mixing up our names, giving us the odd telling off whilst he still can. I could not care less if he cursed and swore at us as long as he stays with us that little bit longer.

@Iris_readagain @JimFergusonUK I quite often shriek "How dare youuuu?!!" When adding fuel also. I can't help myself, I do this often enough my 7 year old now fills in for me if I forget XD

@Iris_readagain @JimFergusonUK I have a coal fire, every time I see Schwab or Thunberg I burn some plastic. It's like a drinking game for the middle aged lol

@HazelAppleyard_ My mother wore white to my wedding. I pretended not to notice and totally ignored it, had a lovely day. Ignore obnoxious attention seeking.

@MsVictoriaVixen Urgh they look like the freeze dried fruit for babies 🤮

@BuckAngel How can anyone ever trust a doctor with such terrible grasp on reality and truth. Biology is a fact not an opinion.

@DPJHodges @salltweets Except that doesn't work, you are then subject to bullying harassment and threats of legal action so what then ?

@AnonWra21 @veritasalways1 @jk_rowling @DPJHodges @DanniBrener @JoolsJuevans @nhsfife I could not agree more. I was told I was being silly and wasting time when I refused the male doctor. I even knew I was risking my life but I was so terrified and in so much pain I couldn't do it. A nurse eventually performed the exam and she also told me off for delaying them

@veritasalways1 @jk_rowling @DPJHodges @DanniBrener @JoolsJuevans @nhsfife Yeh, I suspect if I was facing him in court it would be for having decked him.

@veritasalways1 @jk_rowling @DPJHodges @DanniBrener @JoolsJuevans @nhsfife As of they needed more indulgence. You are spot on it is shameful. I have no animosity towards diagnosed gender dysphoric people who want to live well and blend in to society in peace. These activists and autogynophiles have hijacked a mental health issue for attention and fetish

@veritasalways1 @jk_rowling @DPJHodges @DanniBrener @JoolsJuevans @nhsfife It's terrifying that men's feelings should be placed above women's rights.

@veritasalways1 @jk_rowling @DPJHodges @DanniBrener @JoolsJuevans @nhsfife Other people's bodies or single sex spaces. Your wishes do not come before the rights of others.

@alexgill_ I must insist we all start calling him Anal Starwars. He is such a non entity we forget to mock him enough and it's just not fair. He works so hard at being a total pillock.