Victoria Paris
@VictoriaParis
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I’m a firm believer that only one person in the relationship can be annoying on the internet. The other has to be a mysterious minimal poster.
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I went on a date yesterday and the guy had a car and he picked me up and played only lil uzi vert for the 20 min to the restaurant and the 20 min back.
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if i was a sponsor for the hunger games i would send my favorite tribute this
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if i was a sponsor for the hunger games i would send my favorite tribute this
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If I got hit by a car right now I’d be like okay valid.
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Life feels worth living again (I have a crush on someone).
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Liking someone’s Instagram story is literally so slutty.
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no yeah exactly but like do you have a cigarette by chance.
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I’m not insecure I’m just deeply embarrassed that I am the way I am.
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Men act a little too surprised when they realize a woman is funny.
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me with the strap in my backpack
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Never have I ever had the feeling of “wow having a kid would make this so much better”.
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hey girl wanna come over and howl at the moon and smoke this joint.
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I stopped trying to figure out if people came from money. Instead I just ask them if they know how to ski.
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Racing home to go home smoke weed and stare at the walls.
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It is your civic duty as a short women to date men under 6 feet.
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Bitches be like food is fuel then have an eating disorder.
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The way that there’s not a single woman on that submarine is everything to me.
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Police officers should ask people what song they were listening to when they were speeding.
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Seeing one bad picture of myself will send me into a week long spiral.
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It’s a weird feeling when you realize you’re starting to create a life with none of the people you thought would be in it.
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so many ppl recently being like “omg I used to find Victoria Paris so annoying last year and now she’s so much chiller” how many times do I have to tell y’all I was on druggggs 😭😭😭.
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You guys once I stop absolutely fucking hating myself the fit pics r about to go crazy.
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5 years ago I was working as a cashier at urban outfitters. Today marked my first day working for them as a creator. Very full circle moment.
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Boomers don’t know what anxiety is they just say they’re antsy.
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I think I need to listen to the bitches on TikTok and take the magnesium.
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I’m moving on (I’m in contact with everyone from my past).
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Bring back because I have a lot of anonymous opinions for you hoes.
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Why am I (your not close friend) on your close friends?.
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I keep seeing people saying birth control ruined their lives. I think it’s a combination of that and your boyfriend.
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Life feels like it’s worth living again (I kissed a girl).
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Slamming my AirPods into my ears before walking into any public place is my version of protecting my peace.
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My dream blunt rotation is me and the version of myself that doesn’t hate herself.
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I consider myself bisexual with a preference for women and a hatred for men.
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How are you not embarrassed by posting an instagram note.
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Parents treating their kids with equal love seems so foreign sometimes.
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Patiently waiting for my friend (who I know has a vape) to come over.
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her fall from grace just keeps going.
Selena Gomez puts a 🤍 emoji in the f word “f*g” she made while playing Scrabble via Instagram stories. *deleted*
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Forget soft launching a relationship some of y’all are soft launching breakups and I see right through it.
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I do actually need to be more delusional. This realism shit ain’t opening any doors for me.
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No I’ve never shotgunned a beer but I do have a history with whippets.
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The only answer to every problem is to just get hotter and more successful.
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Noooo I promise I’m a munch once we get past the crippling sexual anxiety I have.
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It is no longer New Year’s Eve. It is now national get blacked for Betty White. We are in mourning.
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Let me gain weight and smoke my cigarettes in piece, this is the real coming of age.
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I love knowing I’m more successful than any man I’ve ever dated.
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Need a reporter to ask trump to spell inauguration out loud.
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Taking sides after people breakup is so hard because like I’m trying to have sex with both of you. We can all be friends.
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Yesterday I felt skinny today I feel fat tomorrow I will feel nothing.
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I’m on uppers and downers. Celsius to wake up Tylenol pm to go to sleep.
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Believe it or not having a million followers doesn’t mean you have to have a merch line.
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Somebody being 36 years old and owning a ukulele says enough about them for me.
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I swear to god people who are complacent / not progressing in life just talk in circles about the same topics.
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I feel like no one talks about how powerful it is to ask someone to explain. Growing up in a classroom I always felt intense shame when everyone else knew what was going on and I didn’t. As an adult I’ve learned to ask questions in order to learn more.
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moving in silence (shit posting then immediately deleting).
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“I miss your old chaotic content” I was literally on drugs plz leave me alone 😭😭😭 lmaooo.
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2024 is the year Kimberly Kardashian dates a woman I can feel it in my fucking bones.
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music suggestions hit different from someone who wants to be inside of you.
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My depression manifests as me only making pasta with butter for every meal.
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mia khalifa unfollowed me on Instagram… gonna just go kill myself I guess.
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Being an adult is just a permanent state of either needing to go to target or actively going to target.
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