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@Victor_Akanz
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After Naira marley's arrest
Olu maintain: Zlatan let's do a remix for one of my song
Zlatan: What is the title?
Olu maintain: Yahooze
Zlatan:
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No True Manchester United fan will pass this picture without liking it. ❤️
The midfield Maestro
Marcel Sabitzer 🔥
Here we go ✅
#MUFC
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You are a student and you still have Drake's pictures on your phone.
Leemao 😂😂😂
I pity your CGPA
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Imagine it was a Nigerian girl
"What did you hear about yellow girls with long black hair and eye brows wearing a red singlet with two breasts, breathing oxygen.
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#ChampionsLeague
#MUNBAR
Interviewer: what are you expecting in the match between Manchester united and Barcelona at Old Trafford?
Man utd fan:
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Lecturer: My name is Mrs Agnes and i'll be taking you BIO101 this semes...
Freshers:
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Jesus showing me a video of myself dancing soapy on Judgement day 😭
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*After Ruiz defeated Joshua
Drake in a concert
Drake: Heyoo! Who wants a picture with me?
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*Plugs earpiece and increases volume
Phone: ⚠ warning! Extra volume may damage your ears, make you deaf, cause internal bleeding, hypertension, malaria and you may die.
Me:
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*Walking alone in a dark street at night
Voice: who goes you?
Me: Nobody goes me oh, i goes myself
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#2019TooBigToRig
#NigeriaDecides2019result
Tortoise: i am the slowest in the world
Snail: Stfu, you are no match for me
Glo: keep quiet please, i am the slowest
INEC Announcers:
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Girl: Who are you and what do you want from me?
Emeka: My name is Emeka but Nne you can call me Thanos because i would like to be your Endgame
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I decided to leave twitter and go to whatsapp for sometime.
Well.
Ati lo
Ati de
Bomboclat
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You have a flight to catch for a business meeting worth $5million, And u get a call that your best friend is about to commit suicide, what will you do??
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Being a Player is not easy.
Now i'm on my way to see The Avengers Endgame.
For the fifth time.
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🚨If Wout Weghorst features in the Manchester Derby, I'll give everyone that likes this tweet 5$
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Mum: Victor go now and wash those plate
Me: okay ma
*continue pressing my phone
30 minutes later, hearing my mum washing the plates she asked me to wash
Me:
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I've spent my first semester school fees and house rent.
Now ASUU has called off strike
There's no problem though cause I have told my parents about it.
Anyway, if you want to visit me, i'm at Funto General hospital, off ijesha road,ward 5
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You see these two teammates that didnt shy off after seeing the gravity of the injury but immediately started whispering encouraging and comforting words to Gomes, they are the real MVP 🙌🙌🙌
God bless me with such friends 🙏🙏❤❤😭😭
Get well soon Gomes
#EVETOT
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Marlians, This morning, we bathing with water from the refrigerator.
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I'm beginning to grow small strands of beards and my mum is asking me to go and shave it.
Do you want grandchildren or not ma?
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How come our lips don't touch when we say 'Touch' but they touch when we say 'Separate'??
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Chelsea: *Crying 😭😭
Man Utd: Who did this to you?
Chelsea: Arsenal
Man Utd: Hold my beer
#ARSMUN
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When you had a D and the person that copied from you had an A in the Exam
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@anthonystilldey
Of course i’m a Nigerian, When i see this container in the fridge, I already know whats inside🥲
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#JuveAtleti
Atletico: Ronaldo yousmellnice, whats the name of your perfume?
Ronaldo: Eàu de gohouse.
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#Nneka
So if you love me, you owe me money,
No wonder my Nigerian dad never tells me he loves me.
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🚨If Wout Weghorst features in the Manchester Derby, I'll give everyone that likes this tweet 5$
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Taxify driver: Your Fare is N2500
Girl: Thanks for riding me, Now can i ride you?
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+1 yayyyy 😇😊
Today is the oldest i've ever been and the youngest i'll ever be.
20 please be nice🙏🙏🙏
Say a prayer for your boy.
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I am almost moved to tears hearing this neighbor of mine emotionally sing out to God at this odd hour of the night.
She has been married for about 8 years now without conceiving.
God please come through for her 🙏🏾😢
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So after offending me yesterday, This one thinks she can bribe me with Joggers and sneakers or whatever?
Let me remind you that I have principles and integrity, and I won't reduce myself to that level.
If you really think I'm that stupid, Then you are RIGHT!
Second frame please.
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Man: If Jesus hadnt come to die for us, who would have saved us from Unrighteousness
God: De gea
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I really do not like the way you guys are disrespecting the actual ikeja Amber rose out there.
They are two different people please.
There is "Ikeja Amber Rose"
And there is "LOW BUDGET IKEJA AMBER ROSE".
Lets be guided please.
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Are you Trash?Because i'd love to take you out ❤😏
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Me: Guy have you read Quantum theory
Johnny: No, abeg they wont set it
Me: You sure? Thats what i want to read oh
Johnny: i'm telling you bro. It wont come out
*Exam day
Q1: Discuss the principles of Quantum theory
Q2: Use question 1 to plot a graph and find the slope
Me:
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#AkwaIbomTwitter
Okay, let's do this for the culture
Victor Akaninyene is the name
300level medical student
From ITU LGA.
Love and light ❤😊
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You will be a player jejely oh, one girl from no where will now come and scatter your life with true love 😭😭😭
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I got balloons today 🎈🎈
+1🥂
Happy birthday to me 🎉
Kindly say a Prayer for me 🙏
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Hello Twitter world
Please my friend needs help
He wore an undersized ring on his index finger and cant take it off.
We've tried using lubricants still not working.
What do we do please,
The finger is swelling already.
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Me: Mum Look, i got piercings on my ear, nose and tongue. You like 'em? 😍
Nigerian mum:
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We have N20k to share by 8pm tonight.
2k for 10 people
To qualify, follow
@Jeff_kashh
and
@Victor_Akanz
asap and mention friends to follow us
Selections will be made randomly
No dms please.
We move.
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Departmental thread.
Rep your department
Me: Medicine and surgery
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@FrizzyHub
@zatarra__
Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para
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Lets do a 'Childhood Picture' thread
Drop a picture of you way back 😂 😂
I'll go first.
Add yours 👇
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Lets do giveaway to celebrate our Super Eagles!
Nigerians drop your account details
I’ll be crediting some accounts N5000 each randomly.
Must repost and follow me
Lets go 🇳🇬 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
#AFCON2023
#NGARSA
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Do you wear glasses?
Please reply or quote with a picture 🙏🏾❤️
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Just spoke with my parents in Lagos over the phone and it appears that they are on their way to church.
I told them
"Your parents didn't kill you, so no parent of mine is going to kill me".
I just wanted to use that line so bad before I die 😂
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Africa’s window for containment is narrowing! As of March 28, there are 4,106 cases in 46 countries with 124 deaths. Still too many reports and videos of people gathering in churches, mosques and markets. Spread the word! Don't congregate. Save lives!
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