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@VexyTheGoat
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Vex/Aster | 23 | They/He/She ✨ | Poly | Professional nerd and home cook | Streamer with @TeamFluffyTTV | Queer magic beast | 💙 @RydawgFur | Sometimes NSFW! 🔞
Joined March 2017
Okay, that does it! I’m gonna make a conscious effort to start primarily posting on my bluesky account!. Other places you can find me…. Twitch (occasional gaming streams): Backloggd: Discord: .vextrum. Telegram: @/VexyTheGoat
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Oh my god there was a bat sleeping on a sponge in the sink at work this morning
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boys: 👀💙💦. boys in hoodies: 👀👀💙💙💦💦. boys in nothing but hoodies and boxers: 👀👀👀💦💦🌊💙💖👀💦💙.
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@WendySnowRadish if eating a burger could give you boobs my friends wouldn’t be paying hundreds of dollars for hrt.
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“To battle - onwards! Give ‘em all you’ve got!”. Adorable raffle prize from the super talented @Pastel_teeth!! Go check them out!!
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please keep all TF (Transformers) on your AD (Autobots and Decepticons) account.
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"hey pal you got the goods?". me, holding out my hand: yeh,,,,
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“okay I’m going to say a word and you’re going to say the next word that pops into your head”. “okay”. “charizard”. “boyfriend”.
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@TorchPerverse BORN TO LOVE.WORLD IS A FRIEND.Smooch em all 1989.I am goat mom.981,763,073 meals cooked.
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@WendySnowRadish remember when he said ocarina of time would have been better with escort missions.
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Remember to draw a heart on your pooltoy friends with permanent marker to show them that you love them!!.
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if you or a loved one has been exposed to Gaming, please seek help immediately.
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a box of packing peanuts except instead of packing peanuts it’s full of sea bunnies
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boy am I glad he’s in there and we’re out here.
Neanderthal man encased in a block of ice found in a Minneapolis Park
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“I have stretch marks.”.-exudes embarrassment.-not inherently body positive. “My mortal form cannot contain me.”.-exudes power.-great conversation starter.-makes you feel like a demon lord.
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No Nerds Neglected November. tell your friends how much you love and cherish them every day of the month. and call them nerds.
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uploading the contents of old CDs to the internet archive fills me with such a strange sense of wholesomeness.
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For one tall furry? Just build a tall house. But for a whole /bunch/ of tall furries? Well, you sir, are gonna need a
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your furry boyfriend excitedly running over to you when you get home and his claws tapping on the wood floor of your apartment. clackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclack.
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*banging fists on table*. boy tummies boy tummIES BOY TUMMIES.
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hey I know people kinda burned out on fighting for net neutrality but we ABSOLUTELY NEED to fight for the survival of the USPS. PLEASE spread the word about this, it would be truly awful for US citizens everywhere if it went under.
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me: don’t get it twisted. my henchman, ceasing his act of wringing my it/its friend out like a wet towel: sorry boss.
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let a tired cloud sleep on your lap?.———.| YES |.———.| NO |.———.
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joke: intelligent robots turning evil/enslaving/killing humans. woke: intelligent robots befriending humans/being warm and kind metalboys.
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Is your child texting about MORBIUS?.Find out with this simple guide:. SMH- Shaking My (H)morb. JK - Just (K)morbing. LOL - (L)morbing Out Loud. IMO - I (am) MOrbius.
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You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
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Say hello to Serras, my new boy from @LoganArcania! . He’s a kobold-turned-demon with a love of mischief and the ability to control very powerful magic. Go on, introduce yourself! He won’t bite~
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My roommate made something nice for the room at the makerspace today
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@spacetwinks and unfortunately with the puritan stance a lot of huge tech companies seem to be taking, there’s less and less room for queer expression or socialization online too.
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@sushifur pros:.-cool mystical beast.-magic.-very soft.-affectionate and great cuddler.-will teach you all sorts of ancient and magic knowledge.-you can go on world-spanning adventures together.cons:.??????.
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when your friends’ horny on main combines to become an unstoppable force
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rt if you’re not afraid to have a picture of dog on your timeline
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War is bad. Peace is good. “but what abou—“. Discombobulate.
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Fun Fact: if you squeeze a possum’s nose it makes a clown horn noise.
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notch is actually herobrine and every patch that attempts to remove herobrine is actually attempting to delete notch from existence.
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dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons dragons.
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@WendySnowRadish I actually love the game but I ABHOR a lot of the woman blade designs. the story is great and it would be even better if a lot of the scenes weren’t acted out by a vrchat hentai model.
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when furries have that big fluff that goes around their upper chest and collar area 👀💦👌.
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