Me: Lansing is ok.
You: Actually, Lansing sucks.
Me: I was born in a Quality Dairy. My mother was a Cadillac and my father was a Deluca’s pizza. I am married to an olive burger. Mr. Party performed the ceremony and Starfarm played the reception.
Humiliation at the hibachi restaurant tonight. Our chef started up stacking a cut up onion, filled it w oil and lit it. “U know that this is?” He asked. I’d seen this trick years ago, & said: “A volcano? A train?”
“No,” he responded. “Its an onion.” My date seems disappointed
you’re calling them the Same Old Lions today? after they came 4 points short of the Super Bowl? against the number 1 seeded NFC team? two years after 3-13? get a fucking grip
and please don’t argue with anonymous strangers in my mentions. they’re not here to learn, they’re here to steal your time and energy. block and move on with your life
since this is blowing up a little, this is in Lansing and people I know say the owner is a great guy (I’ve never met him)
they’re not on Twitter, but you can follow them on Facebook, where they also give zero fucks:
and also, if you’re as mad as Larry, you could donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds:
and if you’re in Michigan you should sign the Reproductive Rights for All petition:
people listening to the scanner and reading reddit:
• reported false shooting locations
• shared a hoax photo of the shooter
• shared false info about the number of shooters
but sure, let’s give every would-be Jack Ryan a pistol and see if that helps
“ALLOW US TO DEFEND OURSELVES & CARRY ON CAMPUS”
The Rock at Michigan State was repainted overnight with this message after Monday’s mass shooting. Before, it read “HOW MANY MORE?”
getting your news from twitter is so surreal because people in other parts of the world are just doing their regular Valentines Day shit while our community is working through a massive tragedy
News: It's Michigan.
Mich is poised to replace Iowa as an early nominating state for Democrats in 2024, per senior officials.
Will be formally taken up by DNC this weekend, but the White House has decided.
I first reported Mich was being eyed here:
parents please check your Halloween candy
my daughter just bit into a Milky Way and found an anonymously sourced clickbait article about MSU hiring Urban Meyer
Lansing is a 21st century city that is well positioned to play a big role in the knowledge economy and also sometimes we have to put a big pipe in the road because ground too hot
I’m fully vaxxed, but I’m going to wear a mask in public for a while, no matter what the CDC says, because it’s the easiest way to let people know I’m on Team Still Taking This Seriously
I am not qualified to determine the veracity of these studies. That requires medical professionals. However, these claims beg the question why the medical community in America (or MI) isn't at least vigorously investigating?
Shane Hernandez
@Shernandez4rep
and I today launched our campaign to defeat Gretchen Whitmer. United, we will win and repair the damage she has done to our families, students, and businesses.
After dropping 23 today to lead Michigan State to a win over Marquette, Tyson Walker returned to campus to find his car had been towed 😂
📸:
@TysonWalker13
I dare y’all to walk into any football practice in America and tell the defensive coordinator to his face that he’s not a real coach and see how that goes for you
It is Friday, which means the store is open until 3:30PM! Today we have buy one, get one free office chairs, $5 planters, & genetic analyzers are now 93% off.
A 12-year-old boy is in trouble with the law after allegedly stealing a large construction vehicle equipped with a forklift and leading Ann Arbor police on a long, slow-speed chase over the weekend.
More here:
🎥 Ann Arbor Police
Oh, y'all are still here? If you need a distraction from *gestures at everything* I'll thread some other fun tweets. Here's a video I made with some friends about our hometown of Lansing, Mich
Good morning,
#Lansing
! We here at the
#LansingFact
Institute made a tourism video to showcase all our great neighborhoods (and finally figure out this whole Frandor thing.)
#LoveLansing
I saw someone complaining about Michigan drivers being slow at the green light, and this is exactly it. I’m not trying to get t-boned by a 2009 Chevy Impala
if you’re ever feeling imposter syndrome just remember that the president of a Big Ten university tried conducting an improper relationship through his work email
major airports: it will take you 45 minutes to get through security, then it’s a 2.4 mile walk to gate 73-a where your flight departs
Lansing Airport: it will take you three minutes to through security. your flight departs from gate 4 and you’re already there
people will go on Lansing Foodies and type shit like “I had a Suzy’s Colorado Buffalo Burger at Suzy’s Diner in Denver. can anyone recommend a place to get one in Lansing?”