🌿 Vern | Boypuss Enthusiast 🌿
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Update on my commissions! A thread for people who care about the dates and stuff with it:
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⚖️ To all of my glorious
#Neuvillette
lovers- there's now a discord server! Come join for a place to share art, fics, headcanons, ect about your favorite Chief Justice!
#Neuvithesley
#Neuvilumi
#Neuvichi
#Wriollette
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⚖️ To all of my glorious
#Neuvillette
lovers- there's now a discord server! Come join for a place to share art, fics, headcanons, ect about your favorite Chief Justice!
#Neuvithesley
#Neuvilumi
#Neuvichi
#Wriollette
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The answer is no because I'm writing it to satisfy myself lmao. What even is the Neuvillete x Childe ship name? Neuvilde?
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⚖️ Happy 1 month anniversary to the Neuvillette's Court discord! Thank you to all 126 people making the server a wonderful place to share
#Neuvillette
art, fanfiction, ship content, and more!
#Genshin
#wriolette
#Neuvithesley
#Neuvichi
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ITS HAPPENED. ITS HAPPENING. HYDRO DRAGON DADDY HAS ENTERED THE GAME (it only took seven thousand words)
#ZhongChi
#NeuviChi
#ZhongNeuviChi
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It's finally here: "Passed Memories" is a 13.6k word NSFW poly fic with Zhongli, Childe, and the beautiful Chief Justice himself. This fic took me over half a month! I hope everyone who stuck through its creation enjoys!
#ZhongChi
#NeuviChi
#NeuviChiLi
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Capitano's Abyssal form grabbing the chin of the Foul Legacy and forcing it into submission is so delicious
#capitaru
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⚖️ To all of my glorious
#Neuvillette
lovers- there's now a discord server! Come join for a place to share art, fics, headcanons, ect about your fav Chief Justice!
#Neuvithesley
#Neuvilumi
#Neuvichi
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⚖️ To all of my glorious
#Neuvillette
lovers- there's now a discord server! Come join for a place to share art, fics, headcanons, ect about your favorite Chief Justice!
#Neuvithesley
#Neuvilumi
#Neuvichi
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@chainspunkk
Ajax "just got knotted" Tartaglia trying not to make eye contact with Rex "I just knotted the Harbinger" Lapis
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Here's another piece of the
#neuvichili
WIP! Neuvillette and Zhongli are busy fighting over Childe... he's really a dragon magnet at this point, isn't he?
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
#Fontaine
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I'm so excited to finally reveal "Ticket to Splash Mountain", an 11.4k
#neuvichili
commission fic for the AMAZINNGG
@VENXDI
!! Lots of silly dragon rivalry, bratty Childe, and ofc copious amounts of gay sex- delicious!
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
#genshintwt
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Finally past the smut, 6k in and they aren't even in Fontaine yet... hewp TvT
#ZhongChi
#NeuviChi
#ZhongNeuviChi
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What I got on the "What a fandom would think of you if you were fictional" quiz
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@flanmope
You draw Haithem with such a pretty dick 😭 <3 I don't blame Kaveh for sucking on it like a lolipop when it looks like that
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My first dead dove fic is here- "Cracked Open" is a 2.5k NSFW
#RenJing
fic with lots of tentacles and a lack of consent. Beware the tags- I hope everyone enjoys my first dip into the
#HonkaiStaiRail
fandom!
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You know I've gotten a couple "Why are you so obsessed with making pre-op trans male characters?? Stop fetishizing them!!" And I'm just like. I am a pre-op trans man. I like bringing representation for my own community. AND it's hot. Anyways t4t
#ZhongChi
fic mayhaps?
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Once again I bring my dragon dick headcanons into the fray of the
#neuvichili
... I just can't help myself, I think about it so much, you know?
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
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After a week straight of work... here it is! Choris Stulti, an omegaverse
#ZhongChi
oneshot with 8.2k words
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Pretty late today, but my WIP for today is some
#ZhongChi
angst! The boys yell at each other over their own misunderstandings... silly. I hope you enjoy! Full work will be posted Oct. 23rd :]
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No condoms we get pregnant like men
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Ah, spitroasting my beloved... my first time actually getting to write it, and I'm so happy it gets to be in the
#neuvichili
fic! We've reached the final quarter of the fic too!
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
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Oh to be accidentally mpregged... poor Childe. Sorrows, sorrows, prayers. Look forward to this
#ZhongChi
fic getting posted Oct. 23rd!
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Day 3 has begun! Poor childe's tartussy is really taking a beating in this one... but that's just good soup in a
#ZhongChi
fic, isn't it? I hope everyone enjoys! This work will be dropped Oct. 24th <3
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Ah,
#omegaverse
... my beloved. I always return to it. Another WIP from my
#ZhongChi
piece! How do you think Zhongli will respond to his mate in heat? 👀
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I was introducing my mom to ao3 today (she's an avid shitty porn novel reader and I wanted to show her the Good Shit) and she was BAFFLED by the sheer number of options she could search through, no longer bound by whatever the latest "spicy novel 🌶" is
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⚖️ To all of my
#Neuvillette
lovers- join Neuvillette's Court! It's a place to share art, fics, headcanons, ect about your favorite Chief Justice! All story spoilers censored <3
#Neuvichi
#wriolette
#Neuvithesley
#Fontaine
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Today's installment of the
#neuvichili
WIP features dom neuvillette! Delicious 😋
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
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Childe just needs to learn to let go, ya know? Well, Neuvillette and Zhongli are happy to teach him... somewhat dramatically, if necessary ;)
#neuvichili
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
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I'm super excited to start showing off pieces of the work I'm doing for the lovely
@VENXDI
- It's been a couple months since I've been able to delve into
#NeuviChiLi
but I'm so excited about this project!
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
#Neuvillette
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Zhongli and Neuvillette may both need dragons, but I'm convinced their dicks are different. Zhongli's are thicker and studier while Neuvillette are thinner, longer, and more tentacle like- both mirroring the element they come from
#Neuvillette
#Zhongli
#Neuvili
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A new post today- "Inverted Mistakes" is a 1.9k NSFW
#HonkaiStarRail
/
#xingyue
fic! Lots of breeding and begging in this one folks 🫡
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Once again, today's WIP is a piece of my
#ZhongChi
omegaverse fic- these ZC pieces will be my priority for most of October, so you'll be seeing a lot of it! What do you guys think Zhongli has in store for poor Childe?
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It's been a while since I've done this but- Part 1 of Neuvillette's Court shenanigans!
#Neuvillette
#Neuvichi
#Wriollette
Link to the server below:
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@V3NOM_P
SY getting fingered awake every morning as Bingge gets ready, because his alpha will only use the fresh stuff <3
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Want to give a huge shout-out to tn144 (who unfortunately does not have twitter) for making this GORGEOUS server banner for
#Neuvillette
's Court! You can find the link to the server itself below!
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Writing Zhongli's POV: Stoic, serious, elegant
Writing Childe's POV: He only injured one dude!!!
#ZhongChi
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Finally finished day 3 of my
#ZhongChi
Foul Legacy Week fics! Zhongli has admittedly morphed into a very manipulative dragon in this one and the work overall has teetered into Dead Dove, but nothing too intense. I hope everyone enjoys when this fic is posted on 0ct 24th!
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⚖️ To all of my glorious
#Neuvillette
lovers- there's now a discord server! Come join us for a place to share art, fics, headcanons, and more about your favorite Chief Justice!
#Neuvithesley
#Neuvichi
#Wriollette
#Fontaine
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It's a VERY rough draft, but my first day fic for Foul Legacy Week has reached the final steps! Next day or so will be used to refine and extend what I have now into a better finished work. Look forward to this
#ZhongChi
omegaverse being posted on Oct. 22nd!
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Had to include a reference to the "I can take them both" joke in the
#neuvichili
WIP... tehehe
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
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Holy shit!! I know that's not a lot in the big picture, but 100 followers feels crazy,,, thank you all for keeping up with my insanity 💕
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Here's a new
#ZhongChi
WIP since I decided to rewrite day 2... already liking this much better. Pray for me to finish 5 and a half fics in time 😭
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I'm so so excited to say that Neuvillette's Court has reached level 3 nitro boost! You can now find us at ! I'm extremely proud of every single member and the community we've built <3
#Neuvillette
#Neuvithesley
#wriolette
#Neuvichi
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Can't decide between whether Childe’s heat will trigger Zhongli’s rut or vice versa... oh the woes of being a writer
#ZhongChi
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Chris Stulti is my longest single chapter and my baby <3
#ZhongChi
YOU THERE‼️
FANFIC WRITER‼️
Show me your favorite fic you’ve written.
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We're reaching the final stretch of the draft stage- smut has been reached, the time for plot is over! Now to write Childe getting railed for thousands of words...
#ZhongChi
#NeuviChi
#ZhongNeuviChi
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"Due Diligence" is a 16.6k word NSFW
#ZhongChi
fic for
#flcweek23
! It has 7 chapters for each day but each chapter continues the last to make a complete story. The full work is now found at the link below <3
#childe
#tartaglia
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Happy Birthday
#Neuvillette
! In honor of the Chief Justice's birthday I wrote "A Gift We Can Share", a 2.5k NSFW
#wriolette
fic! I hope everyone enjoys <3
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Guys... It's happening. The kissing has started. Here's today's piece of the
#neuvichili
WIP! It's going very smoothly, so hopefully it will be out in the next week or so!
#ZhongChi
#Neuvichi
#Fontaine
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Part 2 of Neuvillette's Court shenanigans! Really been active lately, it makes me so happy TvT
#Neuvilette
#Neuvichi
#Wriollette
Link to the server ⏬️
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Day 1 of my
#ZhongChi
Foul Legacy week fic is here! Please do mind the tags, it only gets darker from here- for the next week, a new chapter will be posted every day!
#ficweek23
#childe
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#Neuvilette
stealing Childe from Zhongli this, possessive dragons that- I just want to see Childe spitroasted by poly dragon cocks, is that too much to ask for?
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Me writing childe like "yeah this is my little pissy baby he bites" while I write zhongli like "Ah this gorgeous well aged fine wine will be amazing to savour"
#ZhongChi
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This fic. Was so fucking good. It had me on the edge of my seat the whole time, and I really just love it. THANK YOU dear author for writing this
Have Mercy On This Cute Nine-Tailed Fox, Bing-Gege!!
🦊 bingjiu endgame // liujiu, tianjiu
🦊 rated E, ~74k, 4 parts, complete
🦊 cang qiong mountain harem for sj
🦊 luo bingge transmigrates into a new timeline where his shizun is a huli jing!
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⚖️ To all of my glorious
#Neuvillette
lovers- join Neuvillette's Court! Come join for a place to share art, fics, headcanons, ect about your favorite Chief Justice!
#Neuvichi
#wriolette
#Neuvithesley
#GenshinImpactFontaine
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Today is a special moment for me, since it's been about half a year now since I started writing and meeting people as Vern- its been a wonderful experience, I've made so many friends, and I'm genuinely proud of my own writing. You can view my ao3 stats below- almost 100k words!
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Today's
#dailyWIP
is one I'm excited for- the first look as I dip my toes into
#HonkaiStarRail
! Get ready for an indulgent
#RenJing
aphrodisiac fic!
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⛓️🌧️
#wriolette
threadfic // SFW, mild hurt/comfort, cuddling
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“It’s not often that the Chief Justice visits me unscheduled,” Wriothesley says calmly, sipping a cup of tea and absentmindedly picking at his nails. “There’s usually a whole riff-raff of paperwork and formalities-
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I've suddenly started getting likes on this post again 😭 guess everyone is back on the
#Neuvillette
hype train with 4.2?
It's finally here: "Passed Memories" is a 13.6k word NSFW poly fic with Zhongli, Childe, and the beautiful Chief Justice himself. This fic took me over half a month! I hope everyone who stuck through its creation enjoys!
#ZhongChi
#NeuviChi
#NeuviChiLi
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Ao3 authors!! As 2023 comes to an end, show me your stats for this year! I'm pretty proud of mine, especially since I only started 8 months ago <3 I'd love to see what everyone else has done this year!
#archiveofourown
#fanfiction
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My WIP for today is a special
#Zhongchi
work for the amazing
@Polkavona
! Very messy, desperate, and horny- a delicious trio <3
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I'm happy to announce it's finally here- my commissions are open! Details can be found in the links below!
#commissionopen
#fanfiction
Carrd with details and form:
Ko-Fi for optional donations:
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I'm super excited to share this lovely commission I did for
@Polkavona
! "Meeting Halfway" is an NSFW 2k word
#ZhongChi
featuring the lovely dragon and fox boys themselves. Lots of breeding and the like ;) Happy Halloween everyone, and I hope you enjoy!
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Now that they have Twitter- shout-out to
@thunderneves
!!! Thank to you so much :]
Want to give a huge shout-out to tn144 (who unfortunately does not have twitter) for making this GORGEOUS server banner for
#Neuvillette
's Court! You can find the link to the server itself below!
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Day 4 of my
#ZhongChi
Foul Legacy week fic is done! Finally over halfway finished. The first chapter will be posted on Sunday and this one Wednesday!
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Every time I get hooked on a new ship I always wonder if it'll retain the same level of hype as
#ZhongChi
, because it's kind of the standard in my mind for pairings atp lmao
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Happy to finally drop more of the
#neuvichili
WIP after my little break... almost done!! A little later than I would've liked, but life happens.
#Neuvichi
#ZhongChi
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Twitter has been absolutely wrecking the little engagement i had so-
#genshintwt
! Let's be
#mutuals
! Please repost if you see this so i can reach people 😭
-I do NSFW and SFW fics
-Multiship
-I will interact with you sm u like harassing my mutuals /lh
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Another piece of the
#neuvichili
WIP today,,, I've been feeding you guys a lot lately. But the feedback has been super positive!
#Zhongchi
#Neuvichi
#Genshin
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