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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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A lint roller but for my life.

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Stupid people calling stupid people stupid. Next Springer

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Have a good weekend, if you celebrate.

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@Matt_Pinner The Popeye?

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RT @RodLacroix: How about an Executive Order to make January half as long?

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RT @janefkndoe: Cry me an ocean, you salty douche.

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RT @nayele18maybe: Your secret is safe with me because I don’t give a shit

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There are two "i's" in narcissist & they fucking hate each other

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How many dead Quakers does it take to make 1 bowl of Quaker Oatmeal™? The answer may surprise you

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