vendra in the motherland
4 months
Daycare quotes, part 1:
"Yeah I had my birthday last week. I'm 3 now. And guess what, I can't die, because I'm 3."
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"Read my shirt!"
"What does it say?"
"You're an adult, you can read can't you?"
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"You know the part in Peter pan where tinkerbell chokes? I can do that."