🎀🌸💖Velvonetta💖🌸🎀
@Velvonetta
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An unspoken rule about the internet is that no matter how obscure the character is there’s always one person out there who’s has an entire obsession over them and I think that’s beautiful.
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@lispeaks_ The problem is that parents think kids are dumb, they underestimate what they’re capable of and next thing you know they somehow become “friends” with some 30 year old on tumblr.
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@RightWingCope Biden could literally say: “All public schools are now now required to give free lunch.” and Fox would take it as “Taxpayers are now forced to feed children of lazy parents!” 💀.
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@jessguanco The most difficult thing about having my grandparents raise me was having a backup plan in case they passed away before I was eighteen and checking if there were still breathing when they take naps, it was scary sometimes.
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@YokaiWatchNews_ I will never forgive Americans for letting Yo-Kai flop in the west, they’re currently on there 5th installment AND THERE ALL JAPANESE EXCLUSIVES 💀.
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@AnxiousSquidler Assuming humans somehow achieved space colonies and teleportation delivery already exist, I think pony express exist as this universes version of a taxi in a world of Uber teleportation.
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@welcome2malibu I missed it when Barbie had joints in her legs and arms now she’s just stuck looking like🧍♀️
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@gubberism @THELIFE0FTRIBE Her brother was an actor on Empire and was making a name for himself until he staged a hate crime against himself to gain clout, after the police found it it was fake, he was fired and his career was destroyed.
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19 years ago today, peak premiered on FOX. What are some of your favorite moments from the show?
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@spookyswadloon @M1das_OW2 They don’t care enough to differentiate queer people, kinda how a lot of people (for some reason) think bi people are “just gay”.
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@epic_boyo00 Nichole: WHY IS THERE A GIANT TUB OF BUTTER ABOVE OUR HOUSE. Richard: Actually it’s margarine.
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@ampol_moment Crazy how Cheney convinced half of the country that Iraq had something to do with 9/11.
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@CrispyFrise This account used to post like once every three months now it feels like it’s posting every three hours.
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@maskofbun Trigun getting a re release because of viral tweet about a sapphic sci-fi book will never not funny.
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@NRanak65543 Not a Batman death but when he killed Robin he became a diplomat so Batman couldn’t legally touch him
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@DailyVileplume God please I need Nintendo to sue her to oblivion for inciting potential bomb threats it would be so funny.
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@chillariclinton Being racist doesn’t have the same feeling as being homophobic apparently 😭.
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@EuphoriTori I wish Christians were were more like Sikhs, there religion teaches tolerance and don’t try to convert people unless they choose to.
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@yozahir Careful man, he’s a 26 year old British guy, the moment they turn 30 he’ll look like this
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@timsfunhouse @DreamLeaf5 Europeans: silly Americans are just so loud and racist…. Also Europeans when they see a hijab:
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@kissinglesson This scene is funnier when you realize he isn’t even hypnotized, he just folds for any woman.
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@Porkkyboy This is the first animated version of Superman I found attractive, thank you for making him a twunk
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@Sopa11uri Me simping over your Walt Disney design but then remembering he was a real person
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@CrispyFrise I feel like Nintendo peaked with Reggie and Satoru Iwata they were the unofficial mascots of Nintendo, like do know how hard it is for a billionaire tech ceos to come off as likable.
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@DewEnjoyer Steven: “I know your hurting inside but your harming the people around you too 🥺” . AM: “THATS THE FUCKING POINT”.
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE So writers go on strike and now movies and tv shows are gonna be nothing but garbage, the only question I have is how is gonna affect Hollywood if it’s always been like that
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@RegimeTwink They heard gmo’s and lab grown food can help prevent hunger for poor people so obviously they had stop that nonsense.
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@kikiscrewedup I get the ant-terrorism messaging and stuff but some of these just felt straight up racist.
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@EuphoriTori Seeing how the lady who lost didn’t care about the winner being trans, why does the headline imply that she should be mad? It’s almost like there’s biased reporting when it come to trans people 🤔.
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@Danny8bit Hank despises people who don’t eat there steaks medium rare and Trump likes his steaks well done.
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@NeeedlesEye “Congratulations you beat up a nerd a nazi and queen of the robots” is an underrated line imo.
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The funniest thing about this is that every gay person on this app doesn’t even care that he said the f word because Dream is just that fucking unbearable.
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@AquaRabbitToons @effytinkofsmth feels like this show would’ve looked better with these designs if it was hand drawn instead what I assume rigs.
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@hacer_kun Only when a chapel has a stained glass window art of Jesus with top scars is when catholicism can be popular again.
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@makjako They’re transvestigating him 😭💀💀💀💀.
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@zxnoshima There’s a shitpost version of this with megalovania blasting in the background, it’s from 2018 I think but I can’t find it.
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