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I didn’t grow up with much physical affection from my parents... prob why I crave it so much.. 🥺😩.. sometimes I really do just need a fucking hug yo.
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I remember once I got so high I couldn’t stop freestyling to the point where my ex got so mad she started crying 😂😂😂
I love people who are this fun lol fuck the cool shit let’s get silly 😭
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Just another Saturday… can’t believe it’s not even 930am and I’ve already smoked, had breakfast, and cleaned the kitchen. Who have I become!!!
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I’d like to recreate this first pic.
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If I like you, you’ll get spoiled. I’m a simp...
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Pineapple and mango jolly ranchers slappppppp...
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My former landlord told me if I want my deposit money I have to take him to court… so I did. Now not only does he have to pay, but with interest..
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I hugged one of my babies extra tight today when he responded with… “well, my dad doesn’t even like me..” (he’s 6!)
Imagine being 6, and feeling like a parent doesn’t like/love you? And verbalizing it? Ugh. My heart.
I tried to assure him that it wasn’t true and that his dad
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I’m late af #, but I’m here… 😔👉🏾👈🏾
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I wanna be kissed on, this is getting ridiculous now.
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Dear strong friend,
When I check on you, please don’t lie to me. If you’re not okay, say so.
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Always wearing glasses, I take them off to catfish y’all in selfies
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She hit me w the “please stop” and I swear I couldn’t.
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Heavy on the “anything you want”. I’m a simp fr.
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me when I wake up and didn’t get a good morning text but she’s been up for hours...
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I wish yall knew how much kids come to school and share…
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Woke up feeling extremely grateful… locked in 🔒
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In lesbian*
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Currently getting my life watching Timbaland and Swizz go back n fourth... I love it here!
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Less than 30 days til I have my masters yall... ☺️
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We did it y’all! 🤓🥳
Less than 30 days til I have my masters yall... ☺️
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Does she want one?
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Hate that for me.
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Don’t mind the mustache... I’m just hairy af...
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Me: yeah, let’s take it slow.
Also me: you have a passport?
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Lord I just want this tan back… please abeg. I need some color damnit.
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Another lap around the sun or whatever they say when it’s ya birthday… (my mom gets me flowers every single year)
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...don’t let the fro fool you, I miss being bald-headed.
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I be disregarding the faux loc slander...cuz Ima still do that shit regardless.
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I like knowing you’re thinking of me that shit is cute af.
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It’s a lesbian winter guys... real scissor shit all winter...
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1 semester away from securing this Master’s degree... put one in the air!
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Birks and socks all year round... yes, I’m that dyke.
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All a sudden the government found $2 trillion? This country is a whole scam.
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Falling in love in 3 weeks is so on brand for queers.
But 3 weeks right after a breakup with a long term partner? Kinda wild.
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Y’all my mom turned 66 today 🥺... how cute is she.
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“Applying pressure” goes both ways, don’t forget that.
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I’ve always wanted coveralls… always thought I was too short… then I decided.. Fuck that, ima wear whatever tf I want…
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Being attracted to women is not synonymous with being attracted to ALL women... just saying.
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Sometimes that L is a blessing in disguise..
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Welp… I’ve entered my Mannie Fresh dyke phase
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You should never have to ask for reassurance... and asking for reassurance doesn’t make you insecure.
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Swipe it…
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It’s still Black History Month, Black people ONLY, drop your cashapp/venmo/PayPal and let someone randomly bless you.
Cashapp: $afronautic
Venmo: afronautic
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@MrrRighttNow
I used to be very against this before someone explained it like this… imagine walking around for hours holding your hand all the way up in the air— after a few minutes your arm will fatigue and you’d get irritable— now imagine a child having to do it.
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Good Morning from your fave special ed teacherrrrrr ✌🏾
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Can I share this for a second without being called fatphobic 🥴... (one month apart)— still not where I wanna be but we getting there.
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How do you like it? From the back or the front?
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Vegetarian Spicy Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit 🤤😋🍗🍞(before + after)
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“You have too many piercings in your face”
Me: mind your business, cuz my face ain’t it.
#NewProfiIePic
#HappyPrideMonth
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Yes I like attention, but from the person I want it from...
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Masculine presenting is not synonymous with male pretending... just saying.
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Moaning in my ear.
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Ruby Bridges (the 6 year old that was the first to integrate schools in 1960), is still alive. She’s only 65. Her classmates who were against integration, are also 65... and probably still alive. Just let that sink in.
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Shot myself today... Practice practice practice...
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You should never stop getting to know your partner... it’s so beautiful to keep learning new things about someone you think you know everything about.
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