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@VanceBruce

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Girl Dad / Rae Gayle / Dig it #lowsly5

Texas, USA
Joined September 2011
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
I’m really just trying to buy the same girl margs and queso forever, ya dig?
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@VanceBruce
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I’m just tryna be laid up in a place like this with the loml
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@VanceBruce
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If you’re the type to leave when things get tough, learn to stay gone, too.
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@VanceBruce
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Lol I’ve never dated anyone that liked me this much
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
I grew up in an area where 10 miles meant 10 minutes. 30 miles meant 30 minutes. I’m not sure I’ll ever get used to a 30 mile drive taking me an hour.
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@VanceBruce
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4 years
When someone can no longer manipulate you they try to manipulate how people see you.
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@VanceBruce
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Single Me and relationship Me are two very different people.
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@VanceBruce
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2 years
THIS SHIT IS FUNNY TO YALL?! GIVE ME MY KID!!!
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
I just got a call from my baby momma accusing me of being at a bar with my daughter because someone told me they saw me... bro I’m walking through target buying her outfits for church and daddy daughter photos. 😂 y’all need to leave me tf alone.
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@VanceBruce
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I put my hand on Lauryn’s belly after she fell asleep and this little baby is in there kickin like it’s her job.. and Lauryn is just sleeping... these kicks are pretty solid.. I’m convinced women are capable of anything.
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@VanceBruce
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4 years
You’re not asking for too much. They really just don’t care. Lol
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Pinkys up bitches. Add my snap
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
“yOu LoOk TiReD” Bitch, I am.
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@VanceBruce
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I’ve got a love/hate relationship with myself and it’s kind of exhausting.
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
I don’t know that I need a “boo” at this point. But having someone to slap me in the back of the head when I keep spending my money on dumb shit would be nice..
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@VanceBruce
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This older dude I work with is always hypin up his wife. He’s 60 and married 18 years, divorced once before. I said “you talk about your wife like there’s wires in your pocket.” He said “I used to talk about the woman I wanted and I got her. Why would I stop now?” Damn..📓✍🏼
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@VanceBruce
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Somebody mailed my lost wallet to my parents house in MO.. I just got it in the mail today. I thought it was gone for good. I’m shook. It’s a Good Friday 🙏🏼
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Fuck rent, for real. I’m still gonna pay it but damn.
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Respect the drip, Karen.
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Y’all look at how pretty Eve is. Hey, thanks for taking pictures with me an such 🙂
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
If you ask my opinion on which nails to get and don’t send me a pick when they’re done I’m gonna be bummed. Bitch now I’m invested. Let me see how we did.
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@VanceBruce
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“So there was this blind man, right?”
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Best opening lyric in a song
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@VanceBruce
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Start enjoying your own company and you’ll never beg for someone else’s
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@VanceBruce
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I love seeing people make changes for the better. Habits, mindsets, focus, whatever. If you’re attempting to grow I’m fuckin rooting for you.
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@VanceBruce
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I don’t even react to shit anymore. I just be like “oh” and move on. Lol
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Tough to make you a priorty when I was second pick. 😅
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@VanceBruce
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This might be the most Midwest shit I’ve ever seen.
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THIS
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@VanceBruce
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4 years
Y’all weird if you don’t tell your friends you love em.
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@VanceBruce
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2 years
Man, maybe I really am getting old. I love being laid up and in bed watching a movie by 10 on a Friday. Absolutely no shame about it.
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@VanceBruce
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4 years
I have never in my life loved anything as much as I love this human. Welcome to the world, Raelynn Gayle. 🤍
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
Me in the front row of the Turnpike comeback like
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
I’m ready to settle down and work our way up together. If you’re still worried about all that runnin around acting like a child bullshit, leave me alone lol. Respectfully.
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@VanceBruce
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Oct 16th, 2021 to Oct 16th, 2023 … Stache still stachin’ 👨🏻
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Some of the best advice my grandad ever gave me was “always speak about a person as if their listening from behind you.” And I appreciate that.
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@VanceBruce
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If I don’t know where I stand I’ll just distance myself. It ain’t personal. Forcing shit just don’t work.
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@VanceBruce
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Someone teach me to flirt..
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@VanceBruce
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I’m “keep a bottle of ibuprofen by my bed” years old.
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@VanceBruce
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You didn’t want me when you had me. I ain’t changing cause you changed your mind.
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
Feels different
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@VanceBruce
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Sometimes we do things we ain’t proud of.. Sometimes we do em twice.
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@VanceBruce
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Funny thing about “overthinking” is you’re right the whole time.
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@VanceBruce
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Disrespect is unattractive af
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Life hack #323
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@VanceBruce
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Accidentally closing out of my music really grinds my gears.
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@VanceBruce
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it a whole bunch more. I dig a chick in bell bottoms.
@shopalmosttexas
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We have bell bottoms gals!! Who can resist a good pair of jeans?? Not us! Find them on the website before they sell out!!
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@VanceBruce
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If I really coulda hung the moon would it change your mind?
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@VanceBruce
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Wasting money.
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@VanceBruce
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If I cared once, I always will. But do right by me because you’ll never get the same me twice.
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@VanceBruce
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This would probably make more sense with a “before” picture.. but I weighed 155 lbs at Christmas.. I’m 6’1”.. that wasn’t healthy.. it only took me 6 months... but I’m finally gaining my weight back.
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@VanceBruce
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Alright. It’s time. Who tryna take one for the team? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@VanceBruce
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So I’m out and drunk again... 💯 would rather be laid up. No doubt about it. But here we are. 🥃
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@VanceBruce
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Instead ask “who enough for me?”
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@VanceBruce
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I’m kind of a piece of shit but I’d act right for you.
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@VanceBruce
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If they ain’t geeked to have your attention why they have it?
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@VanceBruce
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It’s a dangerous thing when you learn to love lonesome.
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@VanceBruce
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Women who shoot vodka straight done been through it.
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@VanceBruce
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Let your buddies know you love em. Cause fuck em but they still oughta know, ya know?
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@VanceBruce
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Idk who needs to hear it. But stay solid. What’s meant to be will be.
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
When it comes to relationships, if I’m ever in competition with someone else, they win. Cause I don’t give a fuck.
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@VanceBruce
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Congratulations. You finally got rid of me.
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
Sometimes you’re in a groove. Sometimes the grooves in you.
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@VanceBruce
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I have become incredibly ok with walking away from what doesn’t benefit my mental health.
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@VanceBruce
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I’ve been lookin for someone to put up with my bullshit
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@VanceBruce
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One day I will have land with cattle and my last name on the gate. I’m gonna put some songs I’ve made up out on a record along the way. My energy goes to making my life better for me and mine from here on out. Good ain’t good enough. The best vibes only.
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@VanceBruce
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Being a shitty, lying person will 100% catch up with you. I promise. No matter how much you try to convince yourself or those around you differently. Karma will 100% catch you. Ima pray for you. But keep that in mind. 🙏🏼
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@VanceBruce
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PSA: Wear bellbottoms
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@VanceBruce
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We don't talk anymore. But I hope she's doin alright.
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@VanceBruce
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I’ve always been alone. Even when I thought I had someone next to me. I was alone. This shit ain’t nothin new.
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@VanceBruce
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After 4 shots of tequila and I’m feelin myself
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@VanceBruce
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Daily Daughter Post: She’s officially met all the grandparents and great grandparents on her mom’s side. Next month she gets to meet my side. 🤍
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@VanceBruce
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While you’re here, remenber.. You should join the shit show at Thirstys on Sunday nights.
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@VanceBruce
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I thank God for the work. Would also thank him for a day off, too.
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@VanceBruce
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I’ll never have a soft spot for another soul that ain’t shown me loyalty from the beginning. Fuck all y’all.
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“Opened 4 min ago” Cool. Fuck you too, then.
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@VanceBruce
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Almost tweeted some depressing shit but didn’t send it. I’m gonna drink instead.
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@VanceBruce
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Ill pay someone to take my phone from me when Im drunk.
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@VanceBruce
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6 years
So my brother Vinny and I wrote this song last night. Think we'll call it "Have Mercy."
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Where do I find one like this?
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@VanceBruce
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I won’t force conversation where it’s not wanted. I won’t stick around where I’m not wanted. That shit ain’t comfy for nobody. ✌🏼
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@VanceBruce
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“I fEeL lIke yOu taLkin tO A LoT oF PpL” Well I barely even talk to myself anymore, so..
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Gump stays roasting me. Tf
@MrTaylorWayne
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Who did it better?
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@VanceBruce
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Beard, Stache, or Clean? ....
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@VanceBruce
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Gang gang
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@VanceBruce
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You ever wanted something for so long and then just.... stop?
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@VanceBruce
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Soo.. How do you know when it's time to shoot your shot? Asking for a friend..
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@VanceBruce
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3 years
Stuck in traffic. But it’s a three day weekend. And I get my daughter.. Life is good.
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@VanceBruce
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Darlin since you left I’ve been livin goooood
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@VanceBruce
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5 years
Somebody come sit on the balcony and drink wine from a box with me while we talk about life
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@VanceBruce
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Ima do it to myself before Gump can.
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These are always fun
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@VanceBruce
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Speak up. I’m too old for that guessin shit.
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@VanceBruce
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Fried pickles and beer. My heart is happy.
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@VanceBruce
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Why does Taco Bell act like giving you more than 4 taco sauces packets is gonna break them mfers.
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@VanceBruce
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Too tired. Too cold. Just let me go hooome.
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@VanceBruce
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Zach: I’m high on three drugs right now. Me: Life better be one. Zach: I don’t do depressants Oh...
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@VanceBruce
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Saturdays are for the gym, then wine and movies. 😉
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@VanceBruce
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Intelligence is attractive
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