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Took my grannies on their first ever flight and boy is it fulfilling 😍 they prayed at every moment and made a pledge to not pee in the plane cause they might miss their stop 🤣❤️❤️ I’m so happy.
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Idk man but something is always off about someone being TOO religious 😭 idk how to explain it but there’s ALWAYS something that doesn’t add up behind it.
Overly religious couples? Something fishy
You can crucify me akena taba.
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My man and I believe in two man braai’s😌 salads made, now I just drink and watch him flip the meat knowing I’m next in line 🤩
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My boyfriend planned the most thoughtful date today and took me to a smash room where you can demolish everything in the room to release stress/anger. You get baseball bats, poles etc to smash windscreens, break bottles and scream/cry. Honestly? the best date and therapy session.
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You know dogs and kittens don’t get along sis 🤷🏽♀️ it was time
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You cannot tell me South African Men don’t have an illness.
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My white friend recommended a restaurant called Ocean Magic in Rivonia. My bf & I went days later only to be told they don’t serve black people.
In SA? The menu is in Mandarin & they have black employees but no black people allowed. Reviews also include racism!
@EFFSouthAfrica
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If someone tells you you’ve hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t...
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I JUST FINISHED MY FUCKING THESISSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I remember even saying “heyyyy that’s mine” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Having your phone snatched from you must evoke a different kind of feeling. You’re hit with every possible negative emotion at once.
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Free HIV testing at any Dischem for the month of December.
Know your status!
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Bari - idiot / fool
Bare - they say / it is said/ apparently.
Motho - a person
Muthu- ???
Also, it’s akere not akiri 😫 (this one irks me the most)
If the word has a ‘u’ sound it’s probably spelt with an o.
Happy spelling 🙃
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He still cheats so there’s that.
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iPhone 8+ is the best phone of all time.
Correct me if I’m wrong but the new iphones mahn , the pictures don’t slap .
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@oddettem
There’s always a revelation that someone in that couple was being put through THE MOST all in the name of Jesus
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“you’re so wet” 😭😭😭😭
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Privileged blacks 🤝 seeing the poor as lazy, barbaric criminals
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If you can’t ask me directly then I promise, it’s not your place to know.
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@Jeanieknows
I'm going to do a TikTok. My phone got stollen so I'm waiting to sort that out. Its called The Smash Room in Linksfield
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HELLLOW😫✨
Finally back up on YouTube & it’s with a good one! 👀💀
Here’s a really fun, interesting and tlean video including all our faves 😭🔥
Please do subscribe, comment, like and share 🌸
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LMFAO pls. That girl has beeeeeeen lying since.
She’ll even say ‘thank you’ with Pinterest images?! 🤣😭
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I CONQUERED THE WITS EDGE😭😭😭
With a dash of distinction 🥳
I am an honours graduate bathong!🥺💃🏾
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Officially an honours student ma’am!
One degree in the bag WITH distinction😩
During the worst year of my life I really did that 🙏🏽✨
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@Guugu_lethu
I cried so hard at my issues but also cause he really loves me and it shows, everyday.
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I’ve cut off so many people and I couldn’t be happier.
Stress free. Drama free.
Go. Mo. Na. Te.
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Sabrina is too comfortable cause you guys will still follow her even after she’s said bullshit. She is problematic and insensitive and needs to be called out and cut off!!!!! On top of that she constantly plays victim when people clap back. Voetsek wena bitch.
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Captured the most beautiful performance by
@MrCashtime
last night at Spring Fiesta and just, wow.
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Please be grateful for the loved ones you still have. Life can really take a toll on you.
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the real quarantine & chill 🤞🏾
(obviously IG saw these first)
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I repeat, South African women are top 1.
The most versatile, unmatched beauty.
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Guys, please acknowledge your ancestors. They really shield and guide you through life so subconsciously.
Just believe me on this one.
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Got my braids done for only R200 in Jhb. Is that even real???
She’s super neat, entertaining and SHE DOESNT MAKE YOU HOLD THE FIBRE!!!
Please contact
@SimplyHSithole
and support her business! She’s bomb!
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Tomorrow is the perfect time to ‘start afresh’
6 months is more than enough to transform your life and focus on your goals!!
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Happy birthday you beautiful man ❤️
You deserve the world.
Love you always 🖤✨
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Don’t inherit beef, simple.
Don’t let anybody brainwash you to hate someone who has not offended you.
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Ignoring the fact that you can totally see my bra...
Ke botsana man✨
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First it’s the period pains, then there’s I’m finishing my period so it’s slight pain, then there’s a slight breather, then TLA, it’s ovulation pains, then it’s ‘I’m about to start me period pain’ then back to period again?!!
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I mean?? Tamn. (yes I’m posting it on every social platform💀)
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Do me a favour:
In Google images search ‘happy black woman’, glance at the first few results then search ‘happy Asian woman’, glance, lastly search ‘happy white woman’...
Then come on here & comment your reaction 😭😭
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Lol, I’m good man. Just stayed far away from her because I smell like monate mpolaye😂🤦🏾♀️
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Helllllo👀
Where are the IRL Bratz dolls?! Drop ur pics, we wanna hype you up! 💜👄
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