VOTAPVBLICA
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Chinese people are all Asexual bc we don’t like people who get Bs
Joined January 2024
@OFamelique @lianmilanesa Bruh, as Chinese I assure you that was actually what they did when older generations got married. They had to swear to build communism together on their marriage certificate.
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@lianmilanesa @OFamelique They actually had s3x, but the Chinese guy closed the light and kept his clothes on, and told the Frenchmen that Chinese people are reserved so he couldn’t see “her” body. Later “she” just took a random child and claimed that was their kid.
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@lianmilanesa @OFamelique no ofc he didn’t get pregnant. He was using the ignorance of this French guy (Beijing Opera were performed all by boys, even female roles), the Frenchmen didn’t know this, and assume this feminine man is a woman.
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it will be so much more interesting if Delores Umbridge is like this, and is a parody of right wing women, instead of the pink toad in the book #HarryPotter #harrypotter #umbridge
#orderofthephoenix
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@raremusictoilet @lianmilanesa @tintinpilled yeah I realize know, I always feel bad for my peers who has that last name (I’m Chinese in the states) Americans often pronounce it as “zang.” I also teach Chinese briefly, and I say it’s a “j” but with tongue curled up
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@lianmilanesa @tintinpilled @raremusictoilet Wait. Son of heaven actually means the emperor in Chinese. Chang being an emperor, that would be really funny
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For some reasons I think Cho Chang is friend with Seamus Finnigan, because their names are both so abdominal that it sounds like they could be building railroads in America. #harrypotter
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