BIG TV NEWS! 🥳🥳
So stoked to share the TV series of INVISIBLE BOYS has been officially commissioned for PRODUCTION as a 10 episode original series by Stan Australia. Casting underway & filming starts soon in Geraldton & Perth. 🤩🤩
My book is gonna be a TV series! YEWWW! 😎🤙
This is my email to the major energy company who today tried for the 3rd time to book me for an unpaid gig, despite me having already politely told them (twice) that I charge author appearance fees.
Artists are professionals. Pay us or don't ask us to work.
This is $170 of groceries in Australia in 2023. No wonder I feel a sense of dread every time I set foot in a supermarket.
Hope those Reserve Bank dudes enjoyed their $25,000 dinner tho!
I had a really bad day today. Like bottom 10 worst days of my life bad. Someone was horrifically cruel and abusive to me and it nearly broke me. I felt shit & dead inside all day. BUT. I'm 15 days sober & I'm not gonna break that for this. I'll recover, get smarter. Onwards. 💪
This clip of Taylor Hawkins deserves to be remembered. He has a drum battle w/ Alanis Morissette & leads a giant crowd in a chant of WE WILL ROCK YOU. His charisma, his cheeky larrikin grin, his cocky shirtless glory: it fills me with joy. This is what rock and roll is. Vale. 🤘
I FKN WON!! 🤩🤩🤩
Last night at the WA Premier's Book Awards
@statelibrarywa
, I was awarded the $15,000 Premier's Prize for an Emerging Writer! 🎉🎉🎊🎊
I am so bloody stoked, relieved, overjoyed, fulfilled. Defo riding an adrenaline high!
When I saw today that Curtin University is recruiting a Lecturer in "Pubic Relations", I was stoked to finally find a job I'm qualified for.
So, I decided to apply:
AHHH - I WON! 🤩🤩
THE BRINK has been named the Young Adult book of the year at the 2023 Indie Book Awards! 🥳🥳
I am very touched by this. A massive thank you to Australian Independent Bookseller for this award. It's goin straight to the pool room! 🏆🏆
TODAY'S THE DAY 🥳🥳
My new novel THE BRINK is out now! 🤩🤩
I am SO stoked to finally share this book with youse - it's an ode to reinvention & being who you really are with no shame. 💪💪
LET'S GOOOOOOO 😎🤙
My beloved nephew & godson Nathan passed away today. I'm heartbroken. He was the most incredible, upbeat kid despite 18 yrs fighting for life. I'm so glad we got to celebrate his 18th bday with a drink. He was OK for an Essendon supporter.
Rest peacefully bud: you've earned it.
Just when you think someone can't be more of a fuckwit, that deadshit Pete Evans goes and posts this.
This stupid, reckless bullshit will endanger lives & jeopardise the management of the outbreak.
How dense do you have to be to think *masks* are part of a conspiracy?!
I oppose censorship in all its forms and am furious that a Sydney council has banned library books containing same-sex parents.
Australia does not ban books - we don't tolerate that crap here. I hope this will be overturned.
Fuck moral panic. Fuck puritans. Fuck censorship. 🖕
So stoked to find out that THE BRINK's first week sales were MORE THAN DOUBLE(!) those of INVISIBLE BOYS! 🤩🤩
Life is hard, so when something goes right, you gotta enjoy it. Me & my husband are celebrating with a bottle of Moët & Chandon. 🍾🍾
Yewww! 😎🤙
HOLY CRAP THIS IS BIG NEWS! 🎉🎉
So stoked to share INVISIBLE BOYS has been optioned for film & TV - it's headed for the screen! 🤩🤩
It will be directed by award-winning director
@NickVerso
& produced by the legendary Tania Chambers OAM!
Details here:
I boldly crossed the west border of Butler today (Marmion Ave) and entered the wealthy land of Jindalee, where I lurked in a car park in a deliberate attempt to lower their property values 😎🤙
People say I won't be taken seriously as an author if I keep posting shirtless gym selfies. I am listening and learning. 🙏🙏
Here's a photo of my kettle instead. 🫖🫖
Sitting at my desk at the end of a long work day and planning out my promo tour for THE BRINK this August - October. 🤩🤩
Which cities and towns should I visit? Where are youse all? Lemme know. I'll do me best. 🥳🥳
AHHH, HUGE NEWS! 🥳🥳
So stoked to share I've signed a two-book deal with the awesome team at
@text_publishing
! 😄😄
My second novel THE BRINK will be published next year! 🤩🤩
This year I've had both a big mining company & a big law firm try to book me as a guest speaker. When I said I'm an artist & I work for a fee, the mining company - get this - CRIED POOR. The law firm never even replied to me.
Artists are professionals. Pay us for work or GTFO.
G'day. Turns out the thing the doctor cut out of my neck the other day was in fact cancer. Did not see that coming at my age. Seems he cut it all out so I should be fine. 🤞
But this is my PSA: go get your moles checked. Yes, you. Skin cancer can happen even if you're young.