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You have apparently never seen me clean while no one is home
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I’m not really an ‘early bird’ or a ‘night owl’
..... more like a permanently exhausted pigeon.
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He also killed trump supporters, HE may have been a supporter, doesn’t mean trump supports him. He didn’t target a specific genre of people. This wasn’t a race, religion, or political act He didn’t care who he killed. This was a violence thing, quit making it something it’s not.
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Shower sex sucks.
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Fuck plastic surgery. How much is laser hair removal?
I’ll keep my itty bitty titties but like... I’m tryna never shave again
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“Who’d you get cheated on with?”
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me:
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No. Trump DID NOT cause this, hatred caused this. The man who did this was a racist, not a republican. We support legal immigration, not harassment, not assault, and sure as shit not throwing acid in someone’s face. Stop blaiming EVERYTHING on Trump. Start blaming humanity.
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I didn’t eat tide pods and snort condoms.. I ate cinnamon and rubbed erasers on my skin
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I’m the koe wetzel :/
there are two types of people...
Parker McCollum and then there’s Koe Wetzel
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If you judge people who smoke but try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, just know I'll laugh straight in your face.
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Some of you have never been in a healthy relationship and it shows
It’s me. I’m talking about me.
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Y’all I’m crying FOR her and her family. Look at that bitter sweet smile OH MY GOODNESS 😭
Been waiting to tell my dad this for a year and a half 🎉😭💕 Best. Day. Ever!
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I’ll go ahead and say it, some of you are really out here hustling while some of you have no genuine intellect or work ethic but swear your wife material.
Buying someone stuff, being good in bed, having a cute body, and being able to cook isn’t ‘wifey’ shit.
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I shot my shot and got cheated on for two years then left for someone else so
Girls, go shoot shots of tequila instead.
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If you don't know how to handle an aggressive dog breed, don't own an aggressive dog breed
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Hi my name’s Maygen, I’m 21 and I never fucking learned to have good taste in men
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I’m getting real tired of singing Kid Rock AND Sheryl Crow’s parts of Picture.
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How old were you when you realized strawberry wine is about losing your virginity?
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1. This has been going on for years upon years, now y’all wanna start talking about it and have the nerve to blame our president?
2. We need to protect our borders for many reasons.
3. It is not our responsibility what happens outside of our borders anyway
this picture speaks volumes. if you voted for trump, and i can’t stress this enough, YOUR MOM IS A FUCKING HOE AND FUCK YOU.
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Idk what church you were brought up in. But I was raised knowing I was not created to judge other humans for sinning differently than I, it’s the Lord’s job on their day of judgement.
Judgemental Christians are the reason most turn from Christ instead of to him.
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HE NEVER DROPPED THE BOTTLE WHAT
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Got cheated on with a “friend” who has fake freckles and my ex said she looked like a nasty ass drag queen. I was even texting her the night they were together 💀
y’all wonder why everyone has trust issues.
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Does your body convince you that you're not hungry for days at the first sign of emotional distress or did you have a healthy childhood?
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Wearing a cowboy hat and trying to ride every cowboy you've ever seen isn't SuPpOrTiNg the livestock or rodeo industry, it's just called being a whore
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I litteraly have the man of my dreams & my best friend wrapped up in one human.. my oh my 🥺🥺
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The best thing about my relationship is that I know my boyfriend is going to make such a good husband and father one day... like I can wait but I don't wanna wait
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I’m a flirt. I have a flirtatious personality. Get over it. 90% of you wouldn’t stand a chance While your ‘shy & cute ‘ girlfriend w a bible verse in her bio, has had a train ran on her.
Quit judging people by their social medias.
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I honestly pray for my ex’s growth just as much as I pray for my own. I’m still haunted by what’s happened but that doesn’t mean I’ve ever wanted them hurting the way I did.
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As a female, when a man is introduced to you and he takes off his hat while shaking your hand, it’s noticed and I appreciate tf out of y’all.
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I need to take a step back and realize how blessed I am instead of how behind I feel.
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5 of my exes have texted me in the last week. Y’all quit drinking whatever is in that damn water and keep that I miss you I’m sorry bullshit AWAY FROM ME
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JUST BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESNT TRUST A FEMALE DOESNT MEAN SHES INSECURE 🗣🗣 sometimes we know who's a snake in the grass before you do 👀
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His horse didn't just stop, it pulled the flipping E brake
Check out this awesome heel shot by Trevor Brazile with his Future on the first day of the USTRC Finals!🙌🏼
#firstswing
#teamcactus
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Not everyone you lose is a loss.
Unless it’s me, then ya done fucked up
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My journey: a thread
First picture was during the most depressed I’d ever been, second was a few months later when I was coping unhealthily, the third is after getting clean. Please no rude comments
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I take it all back- mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys... or musicians, welders, or pipeliners
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Just like y'all assume anyone who votes for Trump is racist, I'm going to assume anyone who votes for Biden likes little kids.
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‘What’s a queen without a king?’ Well, historically speaking, more powerful 💋
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When I get proposed to imma cry…
for him. Sorry you’re stuck w me forever babe, I wish you luck.
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Literally no one:
Me to my dog:
listen, you are the bestest boy in the whole wide world. You have the prettiest eyes and smile. Your coat is so long and shiny. NO ONE will ever love you as mush as I do and don’t you forget it. UGH YOURE JUST SO CUTE ILY
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I can't wait to get all of my heathens together for my wedding so I can see the looks of disappointment on my family's faces
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever heard a sermon that hit you so hard you cried all of your worries out and felt like a whole new person after?
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Hey gals. We are leaving all men are trash in 2k18.
This year we learning the difference between these BOYS & MEN
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“Are you ______ from twitter”
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“Don’t you fkn do it”
Drunk me:
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Getting blocked by the same fingers that couldn’t get you off >>> 🥰
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I cuss, I drink and I am not perfect, don’t claim to be. I’ve hurt people that didn’t deserve it, loved people the same. I’ve had addictions and I’ve recovered. I may not deserve the unconditional love of Jesus, but don’t tell me I shouldn’t love him because I’m human.
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Guys this is the first blanket I've ever made and I'm in love!!! Who's gonna be my first blanket customer??😍
$18 + shipping 🤩
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If you cant respect someone after you claimed to love them, you never loved them.
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My heart fucking hurts man. Like why do some of you take people who truly care and still treat them like their feelings are irrelevant... I’m so open hearted but I’m so tired of having it ripped out
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Might fuck around and
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Have a mental breakdown
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Since it’s Facebook official now, just figured I should let the tweet peeps know that my best friend finally upgraded me to his girlfriend 🥰🤤
@VaqueroBlanco17
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Any of you girls ever get real emotional then start your period the next day and be like .... lol I knew I wasn’t a little bitch
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Wether you’re involved in gypsy, cowboi, YEE YEE, or with the HAW YEES... I think we can all agree texas twitter is the best twitter.
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I cannot WAIT to have kids😂😂😂
This is currently the funniest video on the internet don’t @ me .
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Appreciation thread:
This man has been so good to me, since day one (even when I didn't deserve it). To only call him my boyfriend wouldn't be fair. For a long time he was one of my best friends, little did I know, he would show me how to love again. (1/2)
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If we date and I go out and you’re not with me, I promise my girls are gonna curve any guy who even looks my way before I can. 🤷🏽♀️😂
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If y'all would get creative and not slap Pinterest tattoos on your body and sit in the first artists chair you find, y'all wouldn't have to bitch about having the same tattoo as other people but 🐸 ☕️
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Couple pure happiness thread-- and GO
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“18 to 80. Bild, cripple or crazy, if they can’t walk we’ll drag em”💀😂
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“You’re gonna be a good mom one day” is the best compliment. Hands down.
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Any other female watched a man bawl and then realize they never gave a shit, they were just good actors?
Lol like boys have any emotions and feel anything other than hormones. It’s 2019, we know better. Next
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🌸 Making an all girls snap where we can brag/ hype each other/ talk shit on male species. Lmk if you want in GAL PALS 🌸
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I would say kiss my ass, but every time you kiss him... ya kinda are ;)
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The last year I’ve fought depression, anxiety, and addiction... never did I think I would be able to finally say I’ve KICKED THEIR ASS. To the ones still fighting those battles, the only advice I can give is pray, through the highs and lows. Pray endlessly. God bless💕🙏🏼
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These are the boys that ‘grow up’ to be manipulative and abusive to their girlfriends. Parents or not, you DONT talk to people like this. Disrespect isn’t cute.
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No she’s not going home to eat ice cream and cry over you. She’s going to go get her nipples pierced, put some falsies on, and run the frigging world.
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If another girls man is hitting you up, dm her personally, don’t post it all over social media. Wether she cares or not, just because he’s being shitty doesn’t mean you need to be too... don’t try to humiliate the girl. It’s 2018, act less like a hoe and more like a lady🤦🏼♀️
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When I see my mans smile. ESPECIALLY when I'm the reason behind it 😭
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Date a girl who stops mid sentence to warn you there is a cop just in case you’re speeding.
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I've never destroyed anyone's property over being cheated on but bet your ass if it happens again I'll be pulling a Carie, Miranda, AND a Carol.
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