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I'm no psychologist but if Biden really called Trump a "sick f*ck" then he's passed my cognitive exam with flying colors.
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BREAKING: Truth Social CEO Devin Nunes has announced that the recently-formed social media company is suing itself over problems with the initial rollout of the app.
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Mitch McConnell found a way to block an Obama Supreme Court appointment for nearly a year and squeeze a Trump nominee through in 2 weeks, but he can't find a way to get past the dangerous obstruction of a dumbass like Tommy Turberville? Really?
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When
@HillaryClinton
appeared for 11 hours before the Benghazi committee, 2 of her most aggressive interrogators were Jim Jordan, who refused to honor a subpoena from the Jan6 Cmte, and Mike Pompeo, who couldn't recall much more than his name. It's beyond hypocrisy.
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Not so fast, Sleepy Joe, here comes Trump’s Truth Social real-time commentary…oh wait…it crashed?Nevermind.
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If the Dems manage to win Nevada and Georgia and get to 51 in the Senate, and you add in Kamala Harris' tie-breaker vote, that puts a serious crimp in the Manchin-Sinema reign of terror. Fingers crossed!
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If Bannon manages to weasel his way out of serving his sentence then we really don't have a justice system.
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@joncoopertweets
It hard to understand how Truth Social could fail. Donald Trump hand-picked CEO Devin Nunes based on his extensive experience as a dairy farmer and congressional toady, out of a field of candidates that included Donald Jr and Eric Trump, Rep. Louis Gohmert and Sean Spicer.
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@RonFilipkowski
The slo-mo on this is brutal. Perfectly executed head-bob and push-off. The molester-in-chief has to settle for a hair kiss. It went much better when he used to practice with Vanky.
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@RonFilipkowski
Mr. Faircloth was just misunderstood, and expressing himself through the time-honored tradition of throwing explosives through the window of those who make you "not happy."
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Trump disgraced the nation when he presented the Medal of Freedom to Rush Limbaugh, Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes. President Biden should recognize the real heroes, who stood up and spoke out, at the expense of their careers.
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Watching the Ken Burns special on PBS, one can't help but think about the many parallels to the current moment. But there is one difference: The German people didn't have a modern model to show them the horrors that Hitler's actions would eventually lead. We do.
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I don't really follow the Hunter Biden drama, but he just sent the House GOP into a complete tailspin by showing up at the meeting they're holding to whine about him not testifying. Bedlam currently in progress. Boss move, Mr. Biden.
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@thedailybeast
Just curious, when can us regular folks start ignoring supoenae, summons and court orders?
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Oh sure, nothing to see here, but try and imagine the screaming if Nancy Pelosi had given that same 41,000 hours of video to Rachel Maddow.
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I might be able to cut Dr. Birx some slack for the deer in the headlights moment at the press conference where Trump dropped the bleach IV bomb. Everyone was stunned. But the statement she made about Trump being "attentive to the scientific literature" is grossly irresponsible.
"[Trump is] so attentive to the scientific literature & the details & the data. I think his ability to analyze & integrate data that comes out of his long history in business has really been a real benefit” -- this is shocking, hackish stuff from Dr. Birx.
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@Lillithshadows
The Devil's Doorknob indeed. There's nothing but trouble down there once you start fooling around with Beelzebub's Buzzer. You know what I'm talking about...Satan's Shift Key. Lucifer's Canoe. If you find yourself tempted, just stare at this.
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@ProjectLincoln
BREAKING: Truth Social CEO Devin Nunes has announced that the recently-formed social media company is suing itself over problems with the initial rollout of the app.
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Trump’s line in 2016 was “I can’t be bought. I’m very rich, I don’t need anybody’s money.” Funny how he turned out to be the neediest president ever.
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According to sources familiar with the situation, a major obstacle in Cabinet discussions of the 25th Amendment has been keeping Wilbur Ross and Ben Carson awake long enough to explain the situation to them.
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@RonFilipkowski
Threating to sue is classic Trump, but this could backfire bigtime. Stating the truth isn't defaming and there are 60+ court cases confirming that the lie is a lie. As for damages, there were 1000s of prior articles calling him much worse. His reputation was already in the mud.
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Whatever happened to the George Clooney documentary about Gym Jordan and OSU sexual abuse that was supposed to come out before the midterms?
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@TheRickWilson
If Stepien were a Dem, you'd be hearing about "Stunt Fetuses" and "Crisis Baby Actors" right now.
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This week Marjorie Taylor Greene revealed that she doesn't know who controls her calendar, who posts to her social media accts or who signs off on her public statements. With those kinds executive skills, seems like she'd be a natural to replace Devin Nunes at Truth Social.
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@TheRickWilson
OK, so maybe ivermectin doesn't work, but if you mix it with hydroxychloroquine, bleach and a little pee, that's gotta work, right?
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Fox News hosts:
- Thought that Giuliani, Lindell, Powell were nuts
- Got vaxxed while spreading anti-vax disinfo
- Didn't believe election was stolen
- Worried that fact-checking would hurt Fox stock price
And yet, the spell they cast remains unbroken.
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@natsechobbyist
Let's all do our part to help Mark Meadows break Chris Christie's record for the Least Books Sold. I know I will.
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Anyone think that Jake Tapper or Anderson Cooper will leave CNN after last night or will they just Sgt. Shultz it?
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@stuartpstevens
@Kaos_Vs_Control
@ProjectLincoln
The whole world was watching
Children were watching
History was watching
Long after this debate and Donald Trump, there will be consequences.
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@lawofruby
Oh man, Habba catching Cohen in a lie is really going to turn the jury against him…wait, what?…There is no jury?.. Because WHY???
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Bob Newhart is trending, which reminds me of the best TV series finale ever.
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@TrendingLiberal
@joncoopertweets
You might have thought that you couldn't do worse than with Rudy, Jenna Ellis or Sydney Powell for an attorney, but Trump has proved remarkably resourceful when it comes to finding the worst possible lawyers in the country.
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Although the rollout of the Truth Social app has been beset by problems, sales of "Moby Cow", by CEO Devin Nunes are skyrocketing.
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You don't see
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@RonFilipkowski
So much great music has come from Detroit: Motown, Aretha, Stevie, Seger, Mitch Ryder, Iggy, MC5, Jack White, Kenny Burrell, Elvin Jones, Barry Harris,Tommy Flanagan...
Can you find it in your hearts to forgive us for Kid Rock and Ted Nugent? We’re sorry. SO sorry!
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Nicolle Wallace's reaction to Clarence Thomas's "Ode to Walmart and RV's" is priceless!
@NicolleDWallace
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Don’t know what the announcement is but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that it will require fund-raising.😉
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I've never seen a picture of Melania before where she wasn't hermetically sealed in makeup and showing any sign of aging. This one must have slipped out. Aging is tough for all of us, but for a person whose life trajectory has depended entirely on her beauty...stay tuned.
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It's ironic that Gladys Knight was honored at the Kennedy Center last night and Herschel Walker will be leaving on a midnight train from Georgia tomorrow. Maybe Cruz and Graham would rather live in his world than be without him in ours? All aboard!
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There's an existential lesson to be learned from Don Jr. and Eric Trump. When you grow up with all of the advantages of wealth and privilege, and every conceivable door is open to you, but you end up with Kim or Lara...maybe being rich isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
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@CalltoActivism
@RicheleRichele1
We may never find out exactly what the Jan 6 planners had in mind, or the extent to which Trump was involved. But the revelations of the Eastman memo and the actions of Jeffery Clark in the DOJ make it clear that Trump had every intention of grabbing democracy by the p*ssy.
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@joncoopertweets
It is likely that defending Client Trump would leave them:
- unpaid
- looking like fools and stooges
- prosecuted or disbarred
What lawyer could possibly pass up the chance to work for Donald Trump?
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@funder
@bluskies100
I'm not saying Lindsey planned his meltdown in advance, but the fact that there was a fainting couch and attendants with smelling salts just outside the chamber does make me wonder.
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Trump disgraced the nation when he presented the Medal of Freedom to Rush Limbaugh, Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes. President Biden should recognize the real heroes, who stood up and spoke out, at the expense of their careers.
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It's really disappointing that 60 Minutes didn't bring in an interviewer who could give Marjorie Taylor Greene the interview she deserves.
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@funder
I know that Twitter has its problems, but they deserve some kind of special Nobel Peace Prize for banning Trump. The world would be an even worse place right now if he had been tweeting for the past year.
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If Trump makes outbursts and disrupts the trial the judge could find him in contempt, but an attempt to jail him would be a messy sideshow, and just help him build his martyr image. But couldn't the judge order a psych exam? That could topple the whole Trump house of cards?
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@NotHoodlum
@RobinHa49813987
The current population of the Earth is (approx) 8 billion.
The population of Mexico is 132 million, so according to Boebert - Blackburn, every person in Mexico has illegally jumped the US border over 45 times, or 75% of the world’s population are jumpers. That checks out!
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Lindsey Graham and John Bolton need to have a little talk.
Lindsey: "They didn’t do this on Trump’s watch because Trump would’ve kicked their ass."
Bolton: “In almost every case, sanctions were imposed [on Russia] with Trump complaining about it, saying we were being too hard.”
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The courtroom artist must be a big Trump fan to make him look about 30 years younger.
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Top 10 People Having A Really Bad Day Because Sidney Powell Entered A Plea Agreement:
Rudy Giuliani
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John Eastman
Kenneth Chesebro
Mike Flynn
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Patrick Byrne
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DONALD TRUMP
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Mike Pompeo couldn't recall much of anything in his interview with the Jan 6 Committee, so I doubt that he'd remember these words from his days at West Point, either.
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Brian Williams introducing his guest panelists tonight:
"If anyone mentions the president has a new tone they'll be dragged off the set feet first."
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@TomJChicago
Oh man, the odds of Spontaneous Human Combustion just went through the roof...
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@kenolin1
As far as intelligence goes, the chimp would be a definite upgrade.
#JimJordanIsStupid
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@DanRather
So do I understand this correctly?
Them not wearing a mask is their choice, but you wanting a vaccination is their choice too.
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It should have happened long ago, but tonight is absolutely the Barry Goldwater moment when Pence, McConnell, Thune, Grassley, Graham etc. should show up at the White House and give Trump a choice: resign or 25th Amendment.
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@TheRichFromCali
Trump was not only the worst president ever, he has also turned out to be the worst ex-president ever.
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Breaking News:
VANKY CRANKY OVER HANKY PANKY WITH BANKY!
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How has Trump avoided his share of blame for the mess in Israel? Moving the embassy to Jerusalem and his support of Netanyahu enraged the entire Muslim world, and unlike his predecessors, he bypassed the Palestinians in the Abraham accords. Somehow, all this is forgotten.
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I keep seeing posts about people missing Rachel Maddow (or not), but the unsung star of that show is the research staff, who have broken important stories. It will be interesting to see if they let a sub break a big story, or if they bring back RM just to do the job.
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@gregolear
The Parscale and the Scaramucci as standards of measurement may be the Trump administrations most significant contribution to science.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
BREAKING...
Trump To Announce Lawsuits Against Every One of the 81,284,666 Who Voted Against Him in 2020.
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Twitter has definitely changed over the past few months. I no longer see tweets from people I interacted with daily (mostly loud, lefty voices), or people who regularly responded to my posts. It's almost like someone is trying to break up resistor networks.
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Everyone is knocking Truth Social, but I think Trump deserves a lot of credit for having the vision to entice Devin Nunes to leave Congress and run the company. In fact, I encourage him to start more companies and employ MTG, Jim Jordan, Lauren Boebert and Paul Gosar as CEOs.
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Obama just unleashed a shocking torrent of complete sentences and coherent thoughts in support of an uplifting message of hope in a difficult time. Congress should investigate immediately!
#obamaspeech
#ObamaWasBetterAtEverything
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To Whom It May Concern,
Please add Paul Manafort to the
#NationalSTFURegistry
, right behind James Comey, Newt Gingrich and John Bolton.
Thank you,
Everyone
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Jack Smith has endured Judge Cannon to avoid delays, but the door to a speedy trial has closed. If Trump wins in Nov the charges vanish. If he loses the trial goes on - with Cannon. It may be time to push for removal and expose her bias and incompetence. There's nothing to lose.
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1/ As disturbing as this article is, what's not said is even more chilling. The plan is to expand the power of the president and throttle agencies and officials that interfere. Trump is the blunt instrument, but it's really the brainchild of
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Headline I’d like to see:
BIDEN TO ATTEND BARRON TRUMP GRADUATION
Even better:
OBAMA TO ATTEND BARRON GRADUATION, MEET WITH MELANIA.
Even more better:
JUSTIN TRUDEAU TO ATTEND BARRON GRADUATION. PRIVATE DINNER WITH MELANIA SCHEDULED.
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You may wonder what I'm doing here, but there's a simple explanation. I'm planning on donating urine to Glenn Beck and I understand that he prefers it shaken, not stirred.
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@KatiePhang
@Angry_Staffer
BREAKING: Leading economists fear that the already fragile U.S. supply chain may collapse as a result of the Trump legal team's inexhaustible demand for spaghetti to throw at Federal courtroom walls.
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If you think the wheels of justice rolled slowly for Peter Navarro, they moved at the speed of light compared to the glacial post-sentence treatment that Steve Bannon has received.
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@MikeSington
Trump is not normally very physically animated. Once he pours himself into a chair he's done. But whoever is in that SUV is certainly quite frisky, leaning far forward toward the front seat, even lifting somewhat. It sure seems that we're watching the story Cassidy H. was told.
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@TheRickWilson
He’s gonna walk out in the middle of the debate, claiming it’s rigged. The fundraising emails have already been written and are ready to go.
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"None" are true = "certain" are false?
The beat goes on...
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@hugolowell
Who wouldn't want to be in that courtroom just to watch Trump's face as his lawyer says the words "Von Schitzenpants?"
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Ironic that Trump's cheapitude and slovenly character turn out to be the threads that unravel the whole suit. If he would have just paid Stormy Daniels and not stalled, Cohen would still be in the fold and the payoffs never would have surfaced. Too bad, so sad.
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@BetteMidler
McConnell: "He Didn't Get Away With Anything Yet"
Reality: He's Gotten Away With Everything So Far
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Lawrence O'Donnell just eviscerated RFK Jr. They were classmate at Harvard. Worth watching the video.
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@joncoopertweets
Prediction: Devin Nunes will be fired as CEO of Truth Social and replaced by digital wizard Brad Parscale, organizer of the Tulsa Million MAGA (actual attendance: 6000) Superspreader event (that killed Herman Cain.)
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@joncoopertweets
I'm shocked that things didn't go smoothly under the leadership of CEO Devin Nunes. Shocked!
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@duty2warn
Merrick Garland must appoint a Special Counsel for Jan 6 ASAP to insure that the story doesn’t vanish after the midterms, since an SC cannot be fired. If he doesn’t, the House investigation evidence will end up like the crate at the end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”
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@mmpadellan
“We birthed a nation from nothing”, except for the fact that we were Brits at the time, using slave labor on poached Native American land. Basically, we began as a nation of ungrateful trust fund brats, and now, look how far we have come...
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@hugolowell
It's 60 days before the midterm because you've stalled for nearly a year, champ!
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@NoLieWithBTC
Has Trump started bragging yet about how school shootings reached their lowest level in years while he was in office? Of course, schools were closed due to COVID, but you know that won't stop him.
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Trump is finally indicted but we're here because of those who failed to act when it mattered:
Mike Pence and Trump Cabinet (25th Amd)
Senate GOP (failure to impeach)
Mitch McConnell (voted to acquit)
Bill Barr (1st Mueller rpt)
John Bolton (1st impeachment)
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Rush Limbaugh, Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes received the Medal of Freedom. These heroes lost their careers.
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The citizens of Ukraine are showing the world what real courage looks like, and exposing the seditious cosplay whiners of Jan 6 as the poseurs that they truly are.
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