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@UneezaQureshi
Uneeza
2 years
@ycsm1n "put your hands up Karen" "It's Kelsey" "Yeah whatever Kimberly"
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
No but now I genuinely ask, is living in a 4.75 Marla house and owning only a bike/mehran really that bad?
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
Not having a crush is like living in Islamabad. Peaceful but boring.
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
@ZunairaInam There was a reason. Apparently it would have been way too traumatising for children to see such young people as dead parents
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
@Benris84 @punished_cait @mfictionist My humour so broken I'm laughing at this
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@UneezaQureshi
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11 months
@m7mdkurd For someone who wrote so much about racism, the dark side, genocide and ethnic cleansing in a children's book, she sure has contradicted herself and chosen the dark side
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
@ycsm1n Since it's doing rounds, pls don't forget #FreePalestine and #Kashmir
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
Let me make it clear: I live in a 4.75 Marla house and we own a mehran. I'm asking this because apparently men and their families would rather prefer better financial conditions to be married into. Which is why I wanted to ask general opinion.
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
My cooks daughter is looking for a lawyer. She is 20 yrs old, working her arse off to afford a lawyer to file for khula. she was married at 14 to a guy who was also 14 at that time. She was treated very badly so she came home but she wants to be free because she's been at
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@UneezaQureshi
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4 years
@soleneschp Girl they flirtin
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@UneezaQureshi
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11 months
@visegrad24 That doesn't even rhyme, try harder next time.
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
@double_oh_rake @imannoo_ She's not bald though
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@husvaldoooo So relationship should be fifty fifty, he drives and she takes selfies while giving wrong directions
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2 years
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@UneezaQureshi
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11 months
@TechnoWormMusic @comradejigeum @ndpsychnerd Familiar with the concept of illegal occupation of a land that is not theirs?
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@yafavdeyj @R0SYLNS South Asian people: "let the child run all he wants, he'll be tired by the time we go to bed and he'll sleep well" Also South Asian people: *falls asleep faster than the baby does while the baby is fully active on the bed*
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@UneezaQureshi
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1 year
May Allah bless the girl who tweeted about reciting surah mumtahina before every dua you make. I got employed in a week after I did this <3 Also, it is said that The recitation of this Surah improves visual clarity and guards against madness and improves eye eyesight.
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@UneezaQureshi
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11 months
@mariyyum Also "both sides" = "All lives matter" narrative. You can't be on both sides. You're either with the oppressor or with the oppressed.
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
Ok one genuine question: Have you RECENTLY genuinely, sincerely, wholeheartedly made dua for something/anything? If yes PLEASE reply yes. I have a point to make.
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@UneezaQureshi
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7 months
@stfuhassan Not your dada missing his situationship
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@UneezaQureshi
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4 years
@yagirlJadey @yaffaxburin Caps are the best thing though, makes your head look smaller too if it's too big
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@ASUHHHDBLUH Saray Pakistani shadi wale gaanay unhon ne Gaye huay 😭 random auntie
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@UneezaQureshi
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1 year
@peachcrisis Unse poochna tha "Jo ap yahan Lene aye Hain wo Pakoray Hain?"
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@savcisneros ⓘ This user knows their worth but is too afraid to make decisions that show it.
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
@_deespicable_ @sabahbanomalik Proper wattpad story in the making
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@Promesse_Mar We can't pray while we're menstruating so how can we fast? Please think logically. And please refrain from spreading false information, research before tweeting please
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@_snacc_ When a guy suddenly goes into serious, professional mode from a casual, laid back mode, remembering tiny details about me, clear communication of feelings and likeness towards me or anything else, good debater, if he is a nerd for seeking more knowledge, and yes a killer smile
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@UneezaQureshi
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4 years
@soleneschp Btw I kindaaa understood you. Made sense to me. Thank you for studying something so uniquely difficult and important! You're Def an asset. Hope you do your PhD someday
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@UneezaQureshi
Uneeza
3 years
She's been working for five years, saving up to afford a lawyer. I wish someone could fight her case. For free.
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@UneezaQureshi
Uneeza
4 years
@NamkeenJalebi I mean yeah it's weird if you dress like a bride more than the actual bride but if you style it in a way that it looks cool then everyone should. Hazaron rupay Ka dress shouldn't be put away to be wasted
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@UneezaQureshi
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4 years
@raneebee @nowsakshee Sir is this an exorcism
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
Her home since the age of 14 because she came home after a fight and the guy never brought her home, never paid for her, abuses her and all. She wishes she could pursue education but she can due to her marriage
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
How is it that every Ramadan I want to improve my spirituality but every Ramadan since I've been an adult, it's only made me reach my lowest point of Iman. Is it because of academic pressure or does it happen normally in adulthood?
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@UneezaQureshi
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1 year
@theOntarianGuy @HiraSaeed__ He's old enough to make that decision and old enough to face the consequences!
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@UneezaQureshi
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4 years
@shahwaizraza007 @nawaalkashif @ItsSalahMate It's called enjoying your own wedding you complete buffoon
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3 years
@215sansan @nishozoldyck Could have named it zetsu
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@UneezaQureshi
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4 months
@KittySurprise1 @swilkinsonbc Ah yes I forgot one year olds also take part in active combat. Fucking loser. You're a genocidal Maniac.
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@UneezaQureshi
Uneeza
11 months
@SkyNews Correct title: Israel bombs a hospital this time
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@UneezaQureshi
Uneeza
3 years
@AsimAzharr Not to mention that Asif's daughter left the Earth to go to heaven. The trauma he suffered and got trolled after his performance while his daughter was suffering. Both these lads deserve endless appreciation.
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@UneezaQureshi
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1 year
@jaffermany I started having am anxiety attack just by reading this. I feel so much for you guys. You did not deserve this at all. Tag their embassies.
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@Ostrov_A Israel attacked Palestinian men, children and women in their mosque Al Aqsa which is the third most holiest site in Islam, while they were praying in the month of Ramadan which is the holiest months for us Muslims. And now they're bombing cities after Palestinians fought back.
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@UneezaQureshi
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@jamtoastaurchai Haseeb which trauma caused you to be this funny?
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@carbonbuns "ooper wese bhi dupatta ajana hai Tou pehn ne den na Mene konsa bahir Jana hai"
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
@Ayezee11 Happened to me in school once. Made me stand up and leave out of the class because I hadn't paid my fees. Still hold a grudge against the one who made me do it
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@KyaaBatHai Nahi humain PSL se pata hai shadab Ka, Sare interviews bhi dekhe huay, stats etc bhi pata hai Wo alag baat hai he also deserves to be praised for his looks. Just like how Imran khan was.
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@UneezaQureshi
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4 years
@sooploops Guys that's the whole joke. Diana is every desi mom's best friend
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
Someone take me out on a date plis
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
Too many authors to cite? No problem et al
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
Controversial opinion: women are not built for 9-5. They're built for luxury and financial freedom in return for raising some man's kids and taking care of his needs.
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
@brittyfun You followed the wrong Barney, should have followed Barney Stinson.
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@UneezaQureshi
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2 years
@waterandjoints 2014 Tumblr post.
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2 years
I need a sugar daddy
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@UneezaQureshi
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1 year
@ThisHaroon The economy happened. Can't afford 3/4 of the groceries we did 2 years ago
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@UneezaQureshi
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3 years
fav for a tbh. ziada kuch nahi boloon gi. mutuals only
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2 years
@_harramm Living with in laws and not in a separate home
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2 years
@96_lumos @ZunairaInam Argue with the director not me, I WISH we had 20 year olds playing the parents because they were literally 21 when they died
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@AriPearlstein @number_1_ @mrscjwl @dcharrison @biannagolodryga @KFILE No one hates Jews. Everyone hates Israel. Think straight.
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2 years
@mamoonbleh Yassification fr
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@busynesswoman_ That still doesn't mean he cheated. A Muslim man is allowed to get married as soon as he gets divorced. For a woman it's equivalent to her iddat. She can also marry as soon as her iddat is over. This notion that he cheated cuz he got married right after divorce is a western idea
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3 years
Pakistanis are the most environment friendly nation on earth. We use bucket for bathing, collect shopping bags, use hand me down clothes until they become rags, reuse newspaper for our street food wrapping, upcycle furniture and clothes. Don't come for us when the world goes down
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Those replying affirmative: It means your heart and soul are alive. The numbness and the void you think you feel doesn't actually exist. You are still capable of wanting, desiring, loving something or someone. You're just too scared of loss. If you can make dua, you're alive.
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@bookish_brews @itsmarjana @Lumber_one_Dr Literally says women deciding. Not everyone has an agenda that is against a woman and her wishes. I'm 22 and I want to get nikkahfied by 23. Rukhsati possibly by 24. My mom gave up a high paying job cuz I was born and my "tarbiyat" was necessary. She was pregnant while studying
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Ufff aj Tou sahi Dil dukha hai. 5 years of uni, 12 years of school and I'm still the last one to be picked for anything. Even my own uni "best friend" doesn't pick me for even group presentations. Subah aker koi mujhay salam Nahi kerta. And I go around giving hugs to people.
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@bookish_brews @itsmarjana @Lumber_one_Dr I'm still studying. I don't mind getting married during studies. I don't mind working to earn my own money but at the same time I also absolutely have no problem if I have to stay at home and be a house wife. Women empowerment simply means being able to choose for herself.
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@UneezaQureshi
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@_mayosandwich What is haram is haram, and what is halal is halal. You can't change the word of God
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3 years
@slvppy If you're an adult and you're using Snapchat as your main form of communication instead of their number then you deserve to be left on delivered.
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3 years
Guys could you pls make dua for my father? He's admitted in the hospital
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3 years
@eyedia19 @ashirm90 @ahsanirfan1985 Expecting his wife to become his maid won't bring him closer to the creator either.
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@piersmorgan I wonder why @mohammed_hijab didn't ask if you have a heart right at the start of the interview. I hope you begin to see what's really going on out there.
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@rajathdeeds @mahacravesuhu It's not normal, it's not fun. Humara mazhab humain sikhata hai ke maa ke pairon ke neechay jannat hai. A mother does not face months of pain and love for her child to call her a bitch. Ap logon main chalta Hoga hum main nahi.
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@UneezaQureshi
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@Rameezay Women can be abusers too, accept that.
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2 years
@bin_zeshan I'm asking this from the perspective of a woman of a house where guys would come for hand in marriage. Do people think it's that bad?
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3 years
Suggest me a movie that would actually make me cry. Been stuck in a void, need something to make me cry so I can feel lighter
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2 years
@pulkit5Dx Nahi hum z ko j se pronounce Nahi kerte
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2 years
@halalfrijole This just shattered me into a thousand pieces.
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3 years
The reason I'm able to work in Architecture school is because of this laptop scheme. It came at an important point of life, right before starting second year of Architecture when my family was contemplating on how to make this expenditure without selling a kidney.
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Unpopular Opinion: Shehbaz Sharif’s laptop policy could’ve been better, but it became an important driver in pushing Pakistan’s IT freelance industry It proves there’s no such thing as wrong spending when it comes to spending on your people
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@MusaAliZeeshan He's cute with or without glasses! Plus people with glasses look smart! But in my opinion it's worse that you're still teaching him to look for validation in other people of certain people don't give him that! I hope he knows, what other people think doesn't matter!
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also, just because I posted this does not mean I'm sad or upset at my current financial standing, I just needed a public opinion. I am very happy Alhamdulillah!
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2 years
Idk who needs to hear this, but every Friday from 1pm-2:30pm I am free for lunch as long as you make all the plans, pick and drop me from and to my workplace and also pay for the food. JazakAllah
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@UneezaQureshi
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@fay_alif Head empty no thots golden retriever energy himbos who think I'm smart and pretty are green flags
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@UneezaQureshi
Uneeza
3 years
@_intupintu I'm really sorry for this loss. Must have been very, very heartbreaking. However I'm glad this happened before nikkah and not after. Who know what might have they done afterwards. But I'll pray for you and your healing. Allah naseeb Acha karay ameen.
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