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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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As a general rule, I don’t care if I say or tweet something that offends you.
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Still can’t believe that this actually happened.
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@DJRTistic This is exactly how they judge music. The main reason I don’t talk music with most people.
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@ASAPFunny @TheInfamousMarv Yeah, he was just looking for a solid woman and he found her. Every now and then you’ll find treasure at the bottom of the ocean.
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@UncleSlo
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@flipacheck Lost the battle…
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@callherdiana I hate that this statement is true, 😂😂😂
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@ToiWeezy The Angels crashing out demanding “proof” 😂😂😂
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
10 months
I thought this was the Targaryen sigil.
@iamBigChops
Big Chops 🎰
10 months
The sweetest meat I have eaten in my life. Sosa drink made it even better ❤️
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@PrissyDavina We’ve been saying this for over 15 years, but we’re always told that we need to stay out of women’s business. 😂😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
5 months
@oliviaknowpe Y’all low key getting them paid now. People gonna go to their/his TikTok and give him a view. They get enough of those… they’ll get paid.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@jaideeparashar @gunsnrosesgirl3 Yet here we are watching a cobra move just like that.
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@larryislegend I remember when players got pissed when they were traded. Now they’re playing hopscotch to get to a team that can get them a ring.
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Whoever buddy is, he got it. 📽️: @4shootersonly
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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“Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, ‘The two will become one flesh.’” - 1 Corinthians 6:16
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@nypost State Department literally has a travel advisory specifically stating that you should check your luggage for loose ammunition BEFORE entering that country. I don’t feel remorse for someone who ignored that.
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
2 months
Not sharing alerts won’t stop crime from happening Alderwoman.
@CWBChicago
CWBChicago
2 months
A North Side alderman will no longer share crime alerts online or via email because she says they create a bad "perception." Four people have been shot in her ward in the past week. Robberies and sex attacks in her ward are at 12-year highs.
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@robbystarbuck Nah, not boycotting an island because he didn’t pay attention to a travel alert telling him to make sure any ammunition has been removed from luggage if you’re traveling there. Y’all wouldn’t be forgiving if a foreigner came to the States with ammo.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Name a song that’s only a hit in your city… Spenzo - Wife ‘Er #Chicago
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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“Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with her in body? For it is said, ‘The two will become one flesh.’” - 1 Corinthians 6:16
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@Rainmanmoe I don’t see it like that. He said he was working but the money from comedy wasn’t coming fast enough. He still had a regular job. When she told him get a job, we know that means a better paying job that will likely take him away from his dream.
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
9 months
I hate when these n*ggas make me agree with women, but ladies… y’all are right. These ✌🏾men✌🏾 ain’t leaders, don’t have no dog in them, and will probably leave y’all high and dry when shit gets real. Be careful out here.
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
5 months
Where the sugar mommas at? 😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
6 months
Whoever thought we, as a society, needed a box of 54 individually wrapped Rice Krispies Treats, needs to be the person running this country.
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
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54 ct Rice Krispies Treats Crispy Marshmallow Squares as low as $13.76! DenTek Triple Clean Advanced Clean Floss Picks as low as $3.14! MUST Select Sub and Save to get lowest price. Can cancel subscription after item ships!
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Hope you fellas are looking out for your mental wellbeing. Take a break, take a walk, smoke a blunt… whatever you have to do. ✊🏾
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Karma gonna pay him another visit.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Lil Reese pours a drink onto a homeless man's head while he sleeps
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@larryislegend Only problem is, they tend to go worst case scenario thinking you dove into their messages, when you’re now debating a LeBron reel with the homies.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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These pens are amazing.
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
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SHARPIE S-Gel, Gel Pens- 12 pk for $11.72! 8pk of Heavy Duty Moving Bags, $17.99 with coupon!
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
8 months
Don’t sound like a hater, but you do sound stupid.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@thatgirlprin A head nod works.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@GlamazonJay @TyDavis1 Women stress the hair away.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@larryislegend Hard to check bags when most of them flying on buddy passes. 😂😂😂
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Aight so before y’all crucify this post, I looked it up and according to the numbers… it’s true. The area the UC sits in had a median household income of $23,500 in 2020. If you go 4 blocks east, that number was $138,200 in 2020.
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@SPOTNEWSonIG I’mma be honest, CPD needs to be doing that over there anyway.
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@el_budget @larryislegend Unfortunately, I can. 😔 She had that joint with French Montana when he was hopping on everyone shit in 16. Been On was the name I think.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@___inCANdescent Michael Che, Jerrod Carmichael, Jay Pharaoh, Trevor Noah, Kountry Wane, Preacher Lawson, Hannibal Burress, Ron Funches, and Sam Jay (41) And these are just the comedians I know off the top of my head.
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@JoJoDancerrr Right. She wouldn’t be laughing if he broke his neck in that shit.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Y’all talking about rule three and nine, but rule one and five has me scratching my head. How you gonna tell me I can pretty much expect shitty service, but I gotta be nice…
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Since the situation blew up restaurant The Real Milk and Honey’s “bizarre” rules have been exposed
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I don’t know why y’all think me saying Chicago needs a Waffle House is implying we don’t have enough good food. And I’ve never said or implied it was fine cuisine. I want a Waffle House here, and I’m not alone. 😂😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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You n*ggas complain about parties on the South Side, but be ducking from bullets in River North.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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She keeps this up for a month, she’s gonna lose so much weight. That wall ain’t no ho.
@Y2SHAF
Shafeeq
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a rock climbing treadmill??
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@SPOTNEWSonIG @Chicago_Scanner I think it would be interesting hearing it from y’all perspective. I think Netflix should bring back Shot In The Dark and have you on it tho.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I just need one billionaire who likes to party to listen to and take a chance on my hospitality and entertainment venue concepts.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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“Where Vic at? Shoutout my n*gga Vic.” - @Stovegodcooks @VicSpencer
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@Sneakin_Geakin I don’t give a fuck about where that dumb shit came from. Eat a dick and cry about it to someone who cares.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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June 16th is Father’s Day “There are six things the LORD hates, seven that are detestable to him.” - Prov. 6:16
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Attributing that to social media is how I know social media has you.
@Queen_Miso
Miso J. Blige
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When y’all starting quitting your jobs, that paid your bills WITHOUT HAVING ANOTHER ONE LINED UP, bc you “didnt like it anymore” or it was “affecting your mental health”? That’s when I knew social media had yall. Bc you know what affects my mental health? Being hungry & broke.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I remember when I put an offer in on this building. I was really trying to bring another Shrine to the city.
@BlockClubCHI
Block Club Chicago
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A plan to turn the Rainforest Cafe into a dispensary was scrapped.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I be wanting to say a lot, but I also don’t want to deal with what comes with what I say.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@BRIA_BACKWOODS Still not chancing it… 😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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No. OvaEast is OvaEast. Once you’re east of Stony Island you’re no longer Out South. I don’t care what the number says.
@DarlingVonna
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Southsiders, y’all don’t consider over East, out south? Or just specific parts of over East?
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I know a couple dudes that don’t see the value in a woman’s friendship. They only see women as people they can have sex with. I’ve told them before they gotta get out of that archaic mindset, but hey… they’re gonna be who they are.
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@PrettyRiot I say over 90%
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Restaurant recommendations for Miami, River Oyster Bar, Cipriani, Cantina La Veinte, Chica, Little Hen, Swan, Sexy Fish, Gekko, Dirty French (get the steak medium), Nusr Et, Edge, Cote, Papi, Seaspice… I could go on
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Some of these restaurant influencers just be out here lying to people. BLVD is NOT a top steakhouse in the city. BLVD is like getting with the most beautiful woman and realizing that once she opens her mouth, it looks like she’s a meth addict.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I’ve always thought men who couldn’t maintain friendships with women as weird. And as sure a shit stinks, those n*ggas always acted like rabid dogs around women or always wanted hoes (as in easily fuckable women) around. They have a general lack of respect for women in general.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Stevie Wonder’s Songs In The Key of Life
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What is ONE album (R&B or Hip Hop) you could observe being created from start to finish?
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Y’all put an age limit on everything.
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Jamie
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Being 35 and shopping on SHEIN is insane.
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These new n*ggas don’t BBQ. Too busy getting pedicures and crying about women being on only fans. Ho ass n*ggas if you ask me.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I’ve told y’all time and time again, the club scene died in Chicago after the shooting at The Shrine. That’s when the Black club scene really died. We’re still not ready for the conversation about who was the real catalyst, but that’s when it died.
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@iamcardib I forgot this feature existed, but this is the ghetto over here… 😂😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@larryislegend What’s crazy is there’s already an artist that sounds just like him that’s allegedly signed to Drake’s homie. And get this… his name… 4karri.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Y’all really don’t understand how machines work.
@jacksonhinklle
Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸
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🚨🇺🇸 How does a cargo ship magically lose all its power? Something seems off about this.
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Y’all feel too entitled to every aspect of other people’s lives and that’s the real problem. If someone needs to disconnect and work on their own shit, I don’t take that personally. They don’t have to communicate shit to me, and it doesn’t make me or them any less of a friend.
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Seems like Donald Glover is continually criticized for being talented in other areas outside of what people say hip-hop is. Donald is definitely a part of hip-hop.
@ElliottWilson
Elliott Wilson
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“I don’t consider him (Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino) hip-hop culture.” #TheBiggerPicture
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Y’all only talk about generational wealth when the reality is, y’all love living in your current situation and y’all are quite comfortable living like that. Which is fine. Just shut up about trying to be wealthy.
@nihiinn_
BAMIDELE🕊
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What opinion about money will have you like this?
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Another example to show you n*ggas that y’all need to focus on yourselves and leave these women alone.
@DAQUANDSG
Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝
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Bitches on here will say “I want a man that makes my life easier” then say “I’ll ruin a nigga’s day at 6am I never gave af” in the same sentence
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@YallLuvCris You know comprehension ain’t the strongest skill most of the people on here have, 😂😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Turks & Caicos was never exclusive. 😂😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@BRIA_BACKWOODS 😂😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
2 months
Everyone associated with this podcast is lame as fuck.
@Sneak0o
Sneako Updates
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FIGHT BREAKS OUT ON FRESH & FIT 💀
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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The fact that vegans wanna make vegan forms of food they’re adamantly opposed to eating should be studied as a real mental illness.
@ManishLife_Ty
🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire
8 months
Y’all trying “Vegan Chitterlings?” 😅🤣 #VeganChitterlings
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I believe OJ did it, but I gotta respect the fact that Black man beat the case in court. As much shit as we talk about the judicial process, that man beat it. RIP to that man.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@DeuceThomas @YallLuvCris Same colors, might as well collab.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
4 months
You’re white, I thought y’all were already doing that… no?
@tikli_____
tikli
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You wanna get rid of a man? Stop washing your ass. Like completely. Just don’t bathe no more.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
4 months
Minding my business.
@mariasbakeryy
Maria
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Wyd at a club in your 30s
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@Asianlocks2Mr Bang, bang…
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@westerosies Calculated
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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That’s one of the problems with relationships now. Y’all don’t regard your partner, but want them to move a fucking mountain for you 25/8.
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I’ll be honest, all these celebrities can go to hell expeditiously. I’m tired of hearing about all their shit.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@MsRayBay Where I’m from it’s a blessing to see this age so I’m not offended at all.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@iamcardib That sweater kinda 🔥🔥
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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A tiger can’t change its stripes, 😂😂😂
@Rainmanmoe
📟
9 months
Sexyy Redd let some hoodlum knock her up. You hate to see it
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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Leah been an issue on that show. 😂😂😂
@KhajaRanee
Bhaj La Flare 🥶❄️
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I wonder if Miguel and Kendall are gonna talk about Leah’s maturity and if she’s wife material for yelling and causing a scene? Or does that discourse only work for the black women on the show? This the second time she’s done this btw
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@Mr_Alexius It’s crazy how some of these dudes only equate sex workers to prostitutes.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@JoshNorris If the Bears were really going to move on from Fields, Eberflus would have been fired along with Getsy.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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You n*ggas are gay.
@woccery
Wocc𖤐
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It’s time we admit that this body type is actually fat and not “thicc”
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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I really don’t see how you n*ggas be fucking white women.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@SPOTNEWSonIG Knew I heard something.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@davidcondron42 @FINALLEVEL Linkin Park isn’t Heavy Metal or Hip Hop
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@ArtOfDialogue_ @stephenasmith He slapped him for disrespecting his woman. We get it. We understand it. We’ve moved on.
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@UncleSlo
Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
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@ReaganGomez Weren’t alive or too young.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
1 month
This is why I prefer to be around people who smoke too. Even if it’s casual smoking. Non smokers are some of the most irritating people to be around.
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
2 months
@CoachShaunBell @vanderbilt34 With the boost… 🫡🤝🏾☑️💰
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
3 months
Some n*ggas never leave high school mentally. That was the apex of their lives. It’s pathetic.
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9 months
@PrettyRiot It should be close to 20% yes and 80% no if we wanna be realistic, but you know you can’t ask these people a question that requires them to be truthful about themselves. 😂😂😂
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Uncle Slo ✶✶✶✶
4 months
Caleb better be this generational talent they keep saying he is.
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