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FANTOMEX.
7 months
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FANTOMEX.
7 months
—— Ne cherchez plus mon coeur; les bêtes l'ont mangé.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—attributes he'd easily attach on himself thanks to the unique ego he possessed. Eyes closed as soon as he felt softness of her lips on his skin. Thinking still her statement was nonsensical. What was there inhumane about her at first place? He'd ignore every single argument—
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
—between their lips. Arms folded around her frame, skin feasting on hers by every contact, burning in unison. ˗ ˏ ˋ I am addicted to every touch we make. I love the smell of your hair. Softness of your skin. Your eyes. Your angelic smile. You. Everything—
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
—forever, and then..." A mark on her neck in a shape of a softest kiss. "... And then... " another one. And another one until his teeth sank into skin but in a caring manner, as much as a bite could be. A benevolent vampire sucking on her skin. How could he resist?
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
|| Men of my fantasy X-Force team.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—should be done, a profound and long, melting kiss, a breath-taker. Hearts beating fast, too tough to handle. Lower lip of his most valuable possession pulled softly, everything to mask a possible defeat.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Your honor, they did nothing wrong.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—to her ear after her brushed tip of his nose across her cheek. "What is a thing you ask too much for?" Lips dwelled in a touch but moved once it could lit a fire unstoppable, uncontrollable. Restriction. It had to be done or else he'd go mad, do the unthinkable by letting—
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| Would be hilarious if Gambit and Fantomex reach this development:
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| Rereading some Uncanny X-Men cause of my boy just to be reminded of Greg Land's art (derogatory).
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Unspoken facts.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Unpopular Marvel characters unite under one flag, RISE.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Simply put, he's X-Force sugar daddy and I think he must spoil me and Kwannon with a little trip to Istanbul.
@SisterBeaubier
𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄-𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐑
5 months
Are you looking for a sugar baby too ?
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FANTOMEX.
7 months
|| Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, eat it, give birth to it.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 ( Universe: #X02 ; #XFORCE FT. @trialbyeternity ) What is our true essence? Walking, no past or future, Signifying nothing.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—very much, no one will take you away from me." Cliché, wasn't it? Possessive? Maybe. Lips pressed on hers, inviting for a dance to her liking.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—won't make any sense. But on the other hand I understand, I believe you will defeat what you are scared of and I will stay. I will catch you whenever you fall." Was he good at these kind of long speeches? Probably not. It's always easy to give compliments especially if they—
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Warren Worthington number three after he talks to Fantomex.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| Bromance with Logan and Deadpool is all I need. Bonus if it's with other male peeps too. Got @RedCapedHero as his victim. (rubs hands)
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
|| I don't really follow this trend but since Fantomex made his appearence on 19th June, I will make it his birthday. I don't like that handful of Marvel characters have no birthday but can have like random height and weight.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
Never enough of drama with X people these days.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Me whenever I encounter Elizabeth Braddock:
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
|| Gambit expressing love to Rogue:
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| Again at the stage where I can't write more than six words.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—power of the wildest passion taking over. All the things that flew through his head, thoughts that circulated in his head each second. Everything abandoned. Sensation of her skin he yearned, fingertips travelled across her figure. Familiar. Every inch he knew well but it never—
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Love these heroes who are claiming thievery is bad but then their love interest is a thief.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| Me and @RedCapedHero .
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
—tomorrow morning." Rubbing her nose with his, a peck left on her lips.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| I can't sum up his origin story better than this.
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FANTOMEX.
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FANTOMEX.
7 months
|| If there's a Gambit, or Gambits, who'd like to be my delightful partner(s) in crime of banters and SLs, it'd be fun I promise, don't fret and come my way.
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
|| I can see Gambit and Fantomex being grounded for throwing paper balls all over the place and having to clean whole Mansion together. They are so dumbbb I love it
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
—her hair. Soft as silk. Was that smell of lavanders? Three words repeating themselves, he wouldn't mind hearing them on loop for eternity. Index finger on her lips to silence the gratitude. "Don't. I don't know if you heard, I didn't notice you established connection, not—
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Society if he defeats patriarchy and capitalism:
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@RedCapedHero
Red, Man Without Fear
5 months
I really doubt it. But maybe something good comes out of it
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| I often think about this piece of art and how unserious he is and how EVA is his chair. I love my idiot man, I can't explain that with words.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| We know who's the best now. Discussion over.
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FANTOMEX.
7 months
"YOU KILLED A CHILD" His honest reaction:
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Let me annoy your muses. Like for short random something.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| No but transition from Dodson to Land was and is a downgrade.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
He doesn't care about getting a room, he's going to kiss (her) whenever and wherever he pleases.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Really. In every universe le rat is the same.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Everyone is complaining about numerous Deadpools but what about numerous Scott Summers?
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| I should really make a carrd with all the info included. Sometimes I feel that I might offend people who don't know his character cause he's actually an ass most of the time. I guess this is more a me problem due to some bad experiences in the past. Random rambling.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Come at me, give me serious or crack things, SLs or else... 🔪🔪🔪
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—up. Just enough to look up at her, close yet so far another dance of their lips. Staring at her, mesmerised as he was. A wrong action, perhaps. Slowly letting her slide down. Again not enough. Not close enough to steal a kiss, but snatch the warm air surrounding them. "Nothing—
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
Rest of X-Force members, in fact, X-everyone-else when they see Fantomex and Psylocke making out:
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Now everyone will remember it.
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@SummersXScott
ʀᴜʙʏ ᴠɪꜱᴏʀ
5 months
@UnFauxFrancais Annoying. Still remember the bar.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
X-Force members all around this place, looks like some anniversary gathering. Would be convincing if the chicken winged one wasn't missing.
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FANTOMEX.
7 months
|| That is true, especially if those characters are long forgotten. On the positive side, one expands the mystery behind them. Exploring missing parts and adding in what could fit. It's a fun part.
@LeaderOfX
  ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ،،̲ᅠ ᅠ▊ ▍ : ‍ ‍ Xᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ
7 months
╱ rping less explored x charas is hard and requires much time & patience respect to those who do it
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Someone call an ambulance. But not for ME.
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@SummersXScott
ʀᴜʙʏ ᴠɪꜱᴏʀ
5 months
I have a really good therapist who loves me very mu- I'm getting Deja Vu
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—face, slowly and delicately, as if it's been centuries since his skin touched hers. "You shouldn't have waited for me, but I'm glad you did. How was your day?"
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
|| YOU'RE INSANE LMAO
@RedCapedHero
Red, Man Without Fear
4 months
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Throwback when Evan actually existed and Fantomex and Deadpool were acting as his family, good times.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—like a madman's blabbering. "To you." he repeated with a cold and serious tone. Was it too much? Wasn't his loving gesture too much too? Azure orbs took a moment to observe her face, heart speeding up. It should go silent. Silent enough so he didn't heart it. "I can't stop—
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
Easily, sugar daddy boyfriend.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
A tough day.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
NO. ARE YOU BL-- LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE.
@RedCapedHero
Red, Man Without Fear
6 months
Is this flirting?
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
Daken going from enemy to his possibly best friend was not on his bingo card.
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FANTOMEX.
7 years
"That's a fine chicken there. Is it yours?"
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
The British are back, beware they could colonize you.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| You better follow my friend @worthingtoncorp , the chicken lover— I mean, passionate Warren writer. DO IT. 🫵🏻
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
|| Me after I make a grammatical mistake or repeat same word in the same sentence (I have English language & literature degree):
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
@BR4INM4ZE I know to protect myself and I will guard this head of mine at all costs from wannabe intrudors. As they say, there is. But you never know the destination until it happens.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| This is hilarious I love it.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
I can say the exact same thing. You see, maybe you haven't had time to clean your beloved claws with it before you turned into a adamantium statue. I'm certain I owe you nothing, in fact you owe me. I lent you the World for your little romantic adventures with Storm.
@ANTIUMLONER
𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓.
6 months
I learn few things on our time together. The 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑 don’t stay dead. An’ ya still own me that one case of cognac, but then again, as I said before — I’m no drinker, just a molson man.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
If they cancel Psylocke for murdering Daredevil, this is his honest reaction:
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—set of words came out of her mouth. An apology. A suggestion for a dinner? What was this supposed to be? A date? Risible! He should have left, oh he 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 have left the moment he dropped her. "Sure. Why not?" Escaped his mouth against his desire, but maybe— certainly—
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—guilt. Uneasiness took a hold of his heart, his troubled mind but it left. It was defeated by the sweetness of her words, by yet another touch of her fingers that ran through his hair. Making it wet. A refreshment. He liked it, in fact, very much. Making that statement would—
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
So which one of these two is Fang?
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Me when I think about writing yet another dumb 'dirty' joke
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| My HC is that Fantomex just spills anything cold over his head because discs that protect him can be overheating at times.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—occurred to him there was someone else. One and only. Just the woman, most precious one in his life. To adore him for what he was. Selfish it'd be, non-gentlemen like, if he was solely embracing and feasting himself upon touches of her delicate skin. It's his turn. Placing—
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FANTOMEX.
6 years
"Bonjour monsieur Faux Baguette!" No, he clearly didn't forget about the baguette times, @NotJohnnyBlaze .
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
To die for.
@ABSORPTlONS
𝑹𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬
6 months
Yup, he'd make ya a real 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 one.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| He's so unserious sometimes, I love this man. Thank you Reis, you have taste.
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FANTOMEX.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
Don't we all?
@RedCapedHero
Red, Man Without Fear
6 months
I have a type.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
@SortOfAPrick || In return... It's time for us to have some fun 🫵🏻
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FANTOMEX.
7 years
|| Hello police, I'd like to report people who mix mayo and fanta... Yes... It's urgent, also send some therapists. Thanks.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| Télégraphe by La Femme because the lyrics itself remind me the way he is. 'Vous savez c'est pas facile, je n'ai pas de domicile.' Hits the point among other things in the song, beautiful and yet sad.
@MVRPSUPPORT
‏َ
5 months
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( #MVRP ) ❔ ——— What song would you associate with your muse and why? ⠀ ⠀
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
My lover's name is Kwannon, not third rated lawyer.
@cutlikead1amond
— 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ♡
6 months
Uh huh. . 🖥️🔍 How to beat up lawyer and his lover .
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| I always find it kind of heartwarming that he stood up even for Fantomex. He went to crazy length of revenge after Jean-Phillipe was killed for instance.
@ANTIUMLONER
𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓.
5 months
Y’know I always love to write as, Logan protects everybody. An I mean everybody, say like Rogue for instance — Magneto or Cyber comin’ at her with shit, Logan gon step in front of her 🧍‍♂️
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Jean-Claude. I'm throwing hands. 🫵🏻
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
Maybe that went too much off his head
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FANTOMEX.
4 months
|| I'm sobbing, it's always chaos when I'm online.
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FANTOMEX.
7 months
|| @SavageInstincts reported for duty.
@AnAngelsRebirth
ARCHANGEL .ᐟ
7 months
/ We need a Logan & Wade!
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5 months
—of her read bean mochi. His chin between a thumb and an index finger as he's pretending to be profoundly lost in his thoughts.
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6 months
Stated simply the truth over here.
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
—bamboo trees. They apparently grew so much that the path was almost impossible to see. Carefully moving them, he pushed through it to a small garden in his making. It's not finished, there's a small pond with koi fish, a small hill with a bloomed cherry tree. Some peonies—
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7 years
@YokaiRaida @RoguishBiker || It would be same just red and yellow
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FANTOMEX.
5 months
|| No, but it's really sad to see how just a harmless joke suddenly turns into something that should not be plus I get insulted. If you mind something message me, not angry rant about me in order to make me feel bad over here.
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FANTOMEX.
6 months
|| Until I actually put an effort (press for doubt), I will stick to simplicity, simple human, simple edits. I'm too lazy to put my actual photoshop skills into this, if I can't do it within five seconds, I can't be bothered (maybe I miss the time when I had devotion).
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