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Hi. This is intern Aria. I’m drunk AND in charge. Frisbee is stupid. Club and pro are the same. Women are better than men. I fucking hate my internship. Suck a butt.
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Shoutout to all the extremely capable female handlers about to go play summer league and watch a much worse male player insist on handling their team to another lost. You’re the hero this sport needs to support more.
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Lepler: “unc has 30 u24 players. Umass doesn’t have any u24 players. David Allison, who’s coaching the unc team and also coaches the u24 team which has all unc players on it doesn’t know why there’s such a disparity”
Lol
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What if we kissed on top of the Johnny Bansfield shipping container?
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Live look of everyone in the huddle when the third person has something to say
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McKenna being injured and not playing and then flashing her stats up is nasty work by ultiworld
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Cancelling half your events to stick it to trans people is nuts
DGPT adjusts schedule & media plans to protect competitive fairness in FPO division. Read more here:
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Me anytime anyone tells me to look dump
“I’m not a system player, I am a system.”
~ James Harden
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D3 teams pay the same USAU dues as D1 teams.
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SO THERES CLUB AND THERES MASTERS AND THERES GRAND MASTERS AND THERES YCC AND THEYRE ALL CLUB BUT YOU CANT PLAY IN THOSE LAST THREE UNLESS YOURE THE RIGHT AGE BUT YOU CAN PLAY IN CLUB AT ANY AGE AND IN THOSE OTHER DIVISIONS. ALSO EACH DIVISION HAS THEIR OWN WORLDS COMPETITION THI
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BREAKING: Messi turned down final offer to play for the New York empire, rumored to be 1.5 thousand dollars over three years
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“Clara Stewart has heroically taken the responsibility of throwing all her teams turnovers” is a wild thing to say
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Dear guy in summer league:
THROW 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMEN 👏🏼 THEY’RE 👏🏼 ALWAYS 👏🏼 OPEN 👏🏼
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Petition to make this the usau college division logo
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USA Open about to lose to our northern neighbors bc of this Elijah Kerns worstest
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The break side is a scam. They wouldn’t call it the “jam hole” if you weren’t supposed to jam it up there
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A lot has been made of Kyrie Irving’s comments that basketball distracts from social issues.
There’s a better basketball player that made the same decision nearly a year ago.
A thread:
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We should be clear: this nationals was difficult to watch and kind of boring, but as a player it was probably super fun and the event of a lifetime and all the players should feel super proud of themselves except for the unc players who should try and get nil money from usau
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Wow every time I talk about frisbee in public i get a COMPLETELY different reaction…i guess John Randolph must be 6ft
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ULTIPLANET college ultimate tip
#4
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Only throw Hucks. The solid 95% completion percentage player is forgettable, but your teammate who’s always jacking it but completed half their throws will get a Callahan video
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Yelling “CUTS!” At the top of my lungs when the traffic isn’t moving to cure seasonal depression
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I mean look at this
The Japanese celebrations are way cooler than spikes, the USA should take notes
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Philly’s coach T Nye gets caught up in the moment, bumps a player, immediately goes to his clipboard to jot down notes. What a nerd
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1 MA open bid is awkward because there’s absolutely a team that can beat truckstop and it’s not who you think
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BREAKING: we’ve received reports that after the spike Atkins yelled “if this guy thinks he can guard me he’s a big poopy face liar”. Harrowing stuff, explains the Bansfield reaction if true
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All these northeast area leagues cancelling games due to air quality have clearly never played with Philly legend “Kevin” who smokes cigarettes during the game to intimidate opponents
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You’ve tried vert stack, you’ve tried ho stack, you’ve even dabbled in hex, but get ready for the new offensive sensation that’s sweeping the nation: a jumble of dudes at pickup milling about in the lane while the person with the disc hurls it out of bounds
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Do you ever just look at the PoNY roster on USAU and think to yourself “wow…I can’t believe John Randolph is someone who would lie about their height”
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Dont worry, friz culture is doing just fine in high school ultimate
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Leo Gordon completely abandoning the play after getting a foot block because he’s so amped is peak frisbee
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“I’m the problem, it’s me”, says self aware fall league handler throwing another hammer into double coverage
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Audl tv is so funny because the teams hire the announcers, so the announcers are homers, but the only people who watch are away fans that couldn’t get the tickets, so they’re super mad at the announcers who are just doing their jobs for the teams that hired them
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One small climb for Johnny Bansfield, one giant step towards being in the Olympics in 2028
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If you’re interested in playing college ultimate, be sure to listen to our very helpful advice all year long, starting by with;
To make a team as a freshman, just wear a ycc jersey to the first practice and tell people you’re a d line handler
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This is an all time great moment in frisbee history
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Screw possession based ultimate, if we want frisbee to be a big tv sport make it sloppy
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This wasn’t a foul. Not because the rules say so (they probably say it was a foul), but because it’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in frisbee and if this is a foul then wtf are we doing
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Yale isn’t going to Nationals because the REFS didn’t know the rules and asserted too much power
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It’s ridiculous that usau just “decides” who gets to play at nationals based on a ranking system they made up. I for one think a 256 team single elimination tournament with randomly assigned seeds and random locations is much more equitable
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College ultimate is great because it’s 3 elite club or pro players surrounded by a bunch of friends who can’t reliably complete a dump pass, leading to sensational highlights as Jaime Allstar tries to duct tape over Sam Commsmajor’s absurd decisions
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Crazy that they left Manuela and Valeria Cardenas off this list
ESPN’s Top 50 athletes since 2000:
1.Michael Phelps
2.Serena Williams
3.Lionel Messi
4.LeBron James
5.Tom Brady
6.Roger Federer
7.Simone Biles
8.Tiger Woods
9.Usain Bolt
10.Kobe Bryant
11.Novak Djokovic
12.Rafael Nadal
13.Cristiano Ronaldo
14.Stephen Curry
15.Katie Ledecky
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D line handler twitter is the wide receiver twitter of frisbee
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Winning sectionals by rostering every frisbee player in the state is elite chicanery
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In this house, we run vert stack
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Ulti speak can be tricky to parse for newer players, here are some tricks to help you decode the frisbee field:
“Throw to the open receiver!” - awful throw you idiot
“Good look!” - awful throw you idiot
“Great grab!” - Awful throw you idiot
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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We would like to once again propose literally no restriction on college ultimate. You are auditing a class at a community college and are 46? Great, you can play for Syracuse.
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Stay vigilant, we just found an aria disc inside our kids snickers. No words
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After watching all of nationals, I really think your club team who’s rating peaked at
#114
and didn’t make it out of sectionals really could have won it all if you’d only made it
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It’s called trickle-up frisbeenomics. Look it up
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“How DARE you like a tweet that posits critique of The Church of Ultiworld! I will now forever forbid you from something that you never asked for”
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We don’t have the full numbers, but new data suggests that ultimate players refusing to buy new cleats and instead taping them together is the
#1
cause of ultimate injuries
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Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a very bad frisbee player insisting the club team cut them because of politics?
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The sluttiest thing a frisbee player can do is fake a righty flick then throw a lefty backhand to the open side anyways
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For example, a player just retracted a foul because the defender loudly exclaimed, “bullshit” in response
This
@TempleUltimateM
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@PittUltimateM_B
game in the Penn bubble is everything that right with college ultimate
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Forced sterilization on people without their informed, unimpeded consent is abominable. Here’s a bunch of times the us did it:
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Tfw u see a dude in a cookout cut off muscle tank start to go deep
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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Still can’t believe they went with ufa when National Frisbee League (nfl) was right there!
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Idea to fix club:
Each region gets one bid, every year a different region in a big cycle gets an additional 8 strength bids.
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You get to be a captain, and you get to be a captain, everybody gets to be a captain!!!
7 captains?
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Along with other wmps on the field, I’ve been ignored when we’re counting off for D matchups and looked off open cuts in favor of poorly chosen deep throws to other mmps. It takes 2 seconds of awareness to involve all players on a mixed field. 4/?
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After decades of legal red tape preventing us from even thinking the word, we as a society have forgotten how to spell it
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Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Look Interested As Guy Explains Ultimate Frisbee Should Be Olympic Sport
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D3 school vs d1 b team, one kid smacks the disc out of the others hand on stall 8:
“Strip!”
“No contest!”
“What happens now?”
“I think it comes in on stall 6”
“Ok, disc in!”
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It isn’t complicated. Supporting racists is also racist. Racism is bad. It is, in fact, worse than losing frisbee games. Sorry if that means your frisbee team should cut a player for being racist.
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Really shouldn’t throw it near defenders who can make this face
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Raphy Hayes letting the defender run into him over and over, skying him, STUNTING, then throwing a goal is the highlight of round 1
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O line walking off the field after they finally hold after getting broken 3 times in a row
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A player could whack their opponent in the tummy with a shovel and frisbee announcers would go, “not a malicious act there but a ton of contact on the play”
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Men who throw 80% of their passes to other men should pay 80% more in USAU dues
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My dream job would be handling in a zone offense 6 hours a day
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Well lick my disc and call me Kurt it looks like FL warmup has Covid complications who’d have guessed
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