@itssydneythomas @livvydunne woof woof

if u ain’t pissing ur pants u ain’t having fun.. #baddaytowherewhitepants

bank shot

@DWinslow66949 dude i love shrimp and gritz

If you aren’t drinking 13 beers with me today i can only assume you’re drinking 13 beers against me.

I’m playing chess while y’all play checkers. #maintaincontact

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

another day another victory for the OGs #wherewedroppinboysss

kendrick lamar makes mid music

yeah that’ll play

@kylelax133 only real ballers know.

sue me

I might swerve, bend that corner, woah

These little boys decided to match their outfits to play in the snow on a Wednesday night. Cute!

Had to break out a bottle of Trump wine because today is a special day. Time to start fortnite dancing on the libs. #Trump

@DWinslow66949 Dale, This is quite literally the best thing. Bars & clubs blow. You are around people you don’t even like and can’t hear your own thoughts. Nothing like being on the course with the boys and only one boys. Throw in a couple chinos. Can’t beat it. It is called maturing.

Ik that the liberals are furious about this one…

Maturing is realizing that this is the best snack you can have.

@DWinslow66949 Dale, enjoy this. I hope they bring out some bananas. That’s a magical scene. -Mayor of Uff Town