Injured: Varane, Lindelof, Shaw, Malacia, Mount, Amad
Unwanted: Maguire, Evans, McTominay, Martial
Back Problems: Sofyan & Hojlund
Beef with the manager: Sancho
Our best players but the fanbase hates them: Bruno, Rashford, Casemiro
Possible abusers and rapists: 2
I’m tired