M.U.A.’dib ☀️
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#HeatNation | Anti MLB and NFL | #timetohunt | 🇧🇩 🇺🇸 | XIX | Boston fans DNI | @WuniWurner
GUNSHINE STATE
Joined March 2019
How much help does Mbappe need?.
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Chris Bosh can finally rest.
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At what point does letting him play become medical malpractice.
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33% as a bigman is outrageous she need to do Mikan drills.
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Chris Bosh can finally rest.
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Bottom of your socks are gray, clearly you don’t use it enough.
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Walking through college and my Air Force 1s literally disintegrated in front of the huzz
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Let Celtics fans face off in the Western Conference Finals
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That “You bet” is up there with “BAAAAANG” and “GOOOOD” when your team is on the receiving end of a blitz.
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“One of Satan’s Greatest soldiers” and it’s just an NBA player.
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“I want a bottom 10 offense in the first round grrrr”
I want the Miami Heat so bad in the 1st round. I’ve said this already, but I genuinely believe we would sweep them. The Celtics aren’t scared of the Heat anymore.
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I seen Dewayne Dedmon make 10 straight threes in warmups, unmoved.
Zach Edey says he has the 3-ball in his game right now already and he's looking forward to showing that. Doesn't look like a stretch here at the NBA draft combine.
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Cade Cunningham “I’m back” game.Porzingus 30/15/10.Annual Minnesota loss.Dame and Giannis combine for 90.Ben Simmons “I’m back” game .Jordan Poole 45 piece.Gabe Vincent revenge game .JJJ 25/20/3 .Trae and Dejounte combine for 60.Wemabnyama coming out party. 0-10 💔💔💔💔💔
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We don’t have basements in Florida dumbass.
Beating the Celtics in Game 2 was Heat fans championship. See you for Game 3.
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@frankothafifth When the group leader says his girl acting up so you have to take her place for the night
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Might put some scallops and lobster on the grill when he dies.
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I never seen a jersey swap for Gabe Vincent in my life until now 💀.
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I get to use “If Butler and Rozier were healthy, we would beat the Celtics” now
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Least Obvious Googler.
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Billions can buy governments, but it cannot buy swag.
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I pray to God everyday that a Celtics fan tries me like this.
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This is deadass what the Heat should’ve done.
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#they wasn’t there for the Bam/Siakam debates
Everybody wanna be Bam fans now. LOL. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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I wonder how this mf looks when I’m watching Heat games.
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Both had the Celtics bent over the knee yelling uncle.
What Miami fans think Jimmy Butler has done in Miami vs. What Jimmy Butler has actually done in Miami
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Introducing the leading cause of unemployment in the NBA…
BREAKING: The Milwaukee Bucks dismissed coach Mike Budenholzer, sources tell ESPN. Budenholzer is out after the East’s top-seed suffered a first-round loss to the Miami Heat.
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No Gimmicks Jimmy.Gold Medal Bam.Unselfish Herro.Good Neck Terry.Bronze Medal Niko.Summer League Champs Ware, Pelle, Jaygup, Keshad, and Stevens.Demon Burks.Fountain of Youth Kevin.Good Vibes Bryant.6MOTY Jaquez Jr. Elite Sniper Duncan.3&D Haywood. Let’s get it. #HeatCulture
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“Dad, why is my name “‘Caleb Martin Hand Over Face Celebration from Game 4 of the 2023 Eastern First Round?’”
It is 'highly unlikely' that Miami will be able to afford to re-sign Caleb Martin this summer, per @flasportsbuzz . “When the Heat opted to take on the final 2 ½ years of Terry Rozier’s contract in January, it largely eliminated two pools of potential targets this summer: 1).
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does anyone even care that an evil entity put a rock under my pillow while i was sleeping and now my neck is in constant pain.
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If Bam Adebayo did this KnicksMuse would have a 100K bounty on his lower extremities.
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Hey Swifties!. It seems Bam Adebayo is a HUGE fan of Taylor Swift. When asked who his favorite artist is, Bam replied with “Taylor, for sure”. When All-Star voting begins on December 19th, make sure to vote for him!. RT #VoteForBam
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2023 ECF.
twitter a scary place when your team is on fraud watch.
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I better see 25+ shot attempts with 20+ FTs on Wednesday big dawg.
Let's be real: Nobody wants to see Jimmy Butler and the Miami Heat in the playoffs. SLAM 249 is out now:
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BRUH THESE KENNY BEATS X DENZEL CURRY SNIPPETS GO WAY TOO FCUKING HARD.
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What would your reaction be if the Heat run it back again next season? Lol.
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Jimmy boutta show up to practice and beat Bam and Herro with Keshad and Josh Christopher 💔.
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Being a Heat fan.
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This how I watch Heat games as well.
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“Dad, why is my name Rose?”.“Your mom loved roses.”.“Then why is my brother named Heat V Bucks Game 4 4Q Comeback?”
When Caleb did the face shot celly I almost cried.
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After shooting horribly for a large part of the playoffs btw
What’s an NBA performance that isn’t talked about enough?.
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Philly drafting a guard after we draft a big
Philadelphia is selecting Jared McCain at No. 16, sources say.
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Can’t believe Jimmy was harassing a woman to get an abortion, or recording gay people and laughing at them.
@ThompsonScribe It’s like if Jimmy Butler was a much better and nicer athlete.
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Let me know when Tua has a moment like this
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Fuck it we running on the Power of Friendship again.
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Victor Oladipo
Which athlete do you genuinely feel bad for?.
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Not when you’re a Heat fan.
A new study reveals how watching sports significantly enhances well-being
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Riley fleecing Cronin.Dame in Miami.Offense no longer in the mud.Jimmy gets to load manage properly.Bam offensive improvement + All Star/All NBA/All Defense Season.JRich redemption arc.Thomas Bryant doesn’t suck.Spo sympathy COTY.Banner number 4 . We are so back 🥲 #HEATCulture
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new drinking game: take a shot everytime tatum shoots below 50% in the playoffs.
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Actress Jenna Ortega reveals in a new interview that her favorite NBA player is Bam Adebayo. “I love watching Edrice play. I believe he’s one of the best defenders in the league and he deserves to be in the 2024 All-Star game.”
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Save me Jimmy Butler.Save me Bam Adebayo.Save me Tyler Herro.Save me Nikola Jovic.Save me Terry Rozier .Save me Jaime Jaquez Jr. Save me Duncan Robinson.Save me Alec Burks.Save me Josh Richardson.Save me Thomas Bryant.Save me Kevin Love.Save me Pelle Larsson.Save me Kel’El Ware
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Jimmy on a career altering injury put up better stats than Wayoff P I’m crine
“Playoff Jimmy” finna get away with this disasterclass because he limps everytime the camera is on him
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Bam Adebayo Finals MVP.
wtf do men want?.
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Impressive, very nice. Now how many of these Celtics chips were in HDTV?.
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