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I guess the X phone isn't happening.
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@OrwellNGoode Get beaten up and say you were robbed the previous night. Came to office because you were committed.
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@EverythingOOC The Karate Kid According to this guy
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@girlmeat5557 and they dont need backrest either!
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@anothercohen The balcony.
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@AskAnshul Punish the parents. Send them to jail.
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@OrwellNGoode Oh dear! Some didn't survive. I know people who had fatal accidents. And they aren't around to say, "Oh Geez! How did we survive?"
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@DanielRPK I recognise the swat guy and creed guy. The other one I only remember from spiderman. So which ones are the big stars?
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@RadioGenoa Poor guy was so scared l, he couldn't jump properly!
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@OrwellNGoode Milkmen = Milkfighter Postman = Postfighter Woman = Wofighter
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@chfsrh Interviewer: So how good is your C++?
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@PhysicalMedia_ 1. Gojira (1954): 9 minutes 2. Godzilla Raids Again (1955): 21 minutes 3. King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962): 30 minutes 4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964): 19 minutes 5. Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964): 20 minutes 6. Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965): 8 minutes 7. Ebirah, Horror
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@Valkyrie_Fleur Imagine someone going to courthouses 9-5 daily for this.
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@MarcelD505 The product development team meeting
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@OOCCouchGags At this point Zack Snyder is just the slo mo director.
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@vishy64theking @alexandrabotez @itsandreabotez We need more proof of release. This picture looks like it was taken in front of a screen.
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@jeremylovesyall Me watching movies these days.
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@soren_iverson Hear me out, Google and Uber collab. A smack button that sends an uber driver to someone's location and smack them.
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@OrwellNGoode Isn't English a Germanic origin and French just bad Latin?
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@hourly_shitpost 5 star is when saving was not required! 😂
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@HumansNoContext I think it's a joke. These seats are probably for the cabin crew.
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@LolOverruled You sure?
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@ATRightMovies This scene.
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@StalwartCoder The top salesman of YouTube premium.
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@EverythingOOC Well. I mean, we don't wanna discard the meat falling from the sky.
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@DramaAlert Logan and KSI be like, "Dude you get your ass whooped, then we will give a Prime deal!"
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@Factsonfilm Real man conversation right there.
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@BlackLCult Lisan Al Gaib
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@MarveIFacts Logan going full wolverine moments before dying, that's the best part of the movie. And also his friendship with Xavier. And his secret desire for family which he didn't manifest. Endgame may have been influenced on more than just the dying part.
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@CultureCrave @Collider I will be honest, Tom Holland spiderman didn't have any feel. It was all cgi and felt like a PC game. Tobey's version is the gold standard.
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@AsianDawn4 Is murder legal in the US? Am I missing something?
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@casualnando Is that Joe Rogan or Dana White?
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@verge So what could have been an app, is an app in something that was 3D printed.
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@thechosenberg People in tech support actually work 8 hours straight. Not all days, but there are times they can't catch a break. They do a 9 hour shift with one hour break. And while they are seated, they attend customer calls back to back.
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@Mrwhosetheboss I can buy a 3 bedroom flat with that money.
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@unaflown Definitely not subtle at all.
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@vivek_naskar this guy slowly becoming padosi ka ladka who can do everything!
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@AsianDawn4 They really believe Wakanda exist.
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@DiscussingFilm Japan is on fire. Godzilla Minus One Now this.
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@jdooo_x3 In all the 30+ Godzilla movies I have seen, I have never seen anything like this.
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I think I need a new laptop.
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@blurayangel He ain't gonna need no laser with that kinda stare!
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@OrdinaryGamers Ha Ha! Technically that's called reaching out.
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@OrdinaryGamers Sorry, but I am tempted to use this.
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@soren_iverson What if I keep making some noise? Or have some songs playing in the background?
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@PicturesFoIder I think I know who these two are.
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@OrwellNGoode The moment you realize that 50 years ago was 1974.
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@SheikhShaq @OrwellNGoode Perhaps I underestimated.
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@arch51002 Reminds me of the time I wanted to show off my brand new microwave to my relatives, asking them if they want their food reheated, which were already warm enough.
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@soren_iverson So I can just pick up the order while the person is being carried to an ambulance?
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@OrdinaryGamers Yes it's AAAAAAA game.
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@OrdinaryGamers Anyone remember this?
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@ashadahmed_ Hire me? What are you talking about? Tell me instead, why should I work for you?
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@weirddalle I would imagine I hit the tyre instead and the axe bounces back to my face.
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@AfricanHub_ France & UK schemed against Haiti post-independence, imposing blockades, isolation & interventions. France demanded reparations, while both feared Haiti's impact on their colonies. Their actions hindered Haiti's stability & prosperity.
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@ChrisChavez Bolt was just taking a stroll.
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@CultureCrave @THR We already have 9. So 9 more? Absolutely Yes! 1. Planet of the Apes (1968) 2. Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) 3. Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) 4. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) 5. Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) 6. Planet of the Apes (2001)
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@OrwellNGoode Butchering some vegetables, are we?
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@tepienie Apple music is free?
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@RadioGenoa It genuinely makes me so angry on what they are doing to the car.
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@TiredMemeClown This guy be like, "wish I had Jaws like that!"
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@okimstillhungry Where do I get a swag like that?
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@gemsofbabus_ What happens in MP stays in MP.
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@bornposting Hollywood studios right now...
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@RVCJ_FB Who wakes up at 5am and say let's fire some round?
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@ScruFFuR Same marketing!
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@RufusTSuperfly Don't forget Gummer!
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@JustWaffling_ @DramaAlert How is this 1 person vs 1.4 billion? You think India is T Series?
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@tenilleclarke1 I don't know how it goes with most airlines. But I have noticed that some airlines charge extra based on seats. So some people just allow airline to randomly allocate seats to avoid paying extra. And later, they ask the flight crew to make arrangements so that they can sit
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Do you check your work emails when you are on leave?
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@ShitpostGate People there be like...
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@openletteryt @nvidia @AMD CEO of NetApp and Google Cloud are brothers and Indian Origin.
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@RVCJ_FB Why a 12th Fail guy is giving gyan. Who is this person? And don't ask me to Google, I just don't want to.
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@iamjasonlevin They were not solving any problem. They were just trying to make money.
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@OrwellNGoode So this is The Count of Monte Cristo, but with frogs.
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@gunalbum The top one looks like something Arnold would carry as a side arm.
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@CreeCoder I don't like this guy anymore. It hurts to see all that gear go to waste. 😢
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@NicholasPas5 Be like Indian, call him "Nolan Sir"
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@benreaper_ @DanielRPK I don't remember him from any other movie than Creed. I thought he was in Scary Movie, but that seems to be another actor. I didn't know he is a big deal. His movies do not do well in my country.
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@JenMsft Ohm my God!
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@altvaulter @OrwellNGoode LOL! Don't know if this is supposed to be an insult because I am not even American!
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@StephenSeanFord And how can we forgot this!
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@InternetH0F The struggle was that the ports would be at the back and you try to figure out which one was which as you can't see the color actually. Because it's at the back! And God forbid we dare move the machine from it's resting place. Add to it the fact that the plugs get lose and you
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@bennyjohnson Someone should have taken screenshot of all the posts and create an account that post those screenshots daily. 😉
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@GabbbarSingh The guy with the long hair might have been the luckiest person that day.
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@OrdinaryGamers Yup, doing that now..
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@creepydotorg The place where I grew up, in a village nearby, there was once an incident where a small kid, barely 2 years old disappeared without any trace. The entire village looked for the kid everywhere but could not find. Many suspect the kid may have fallen into the pigpen.
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@JamesVxughn @benreaper_ @DanielRPK Yes! He was in Black Panther. Feel stupid for not remembering. Haven't seen 2 yet.
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@SluttySamon It's 2099. Grandma is always right.
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@OrdinaryGamers Just carry a screwdriver. I hear @LinusTech has some good ones.
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@CreeCoder The reveal has been something!
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@MattPostSaysHi Yeah, he is an actor. And that's part of the job, I guess!
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@DiscussingFilm So Glen is saying he is now friends with Tom Cruise.
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@OrdinaryGamers Muta strikes again!
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@messedupfoods Check the expiration on the last one.
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@lucas__crespo Apple TV remotes, Samsung TV remotes, I know some that are rechargeable.
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@PunishedBenn It will look like Doomsday 2008.
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@altvaulter @OrwellNGoode I actually lost a dear cousin becuase he went out riding a scooter without helmet. So not all fun and games are fun until something bad happens.
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@yashar This guy isn't about ideology or what's right. He just chasing clout.
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