UAB
@UABeGreat
Followers
92
Following
15
Statuses
127
Four floors of self-aware administrative muscle | Beating 💜 💛 of #UAlbany | Geriatric GenXer | #notUNH | #PurpleFam for life (or until my lease expires)
1215 Western Ave., Albany, NY
Joined March 2022
Now where am I going to get my elevator grease and melatonin gummies?
0
0
0
Whomever triggered the fire suppression system at Sunoco during the ONE week a year I get my windows cleaned… Uncool.
0
0
1
Someone in the campus-wide Facilities update just asked if there are any plans to get rid of me. Wow.
0
0
2
Now someone is blasting “The Sound of Silence.” Grade A construction trolling.
Re: the complaints about the jackhammering. Just think of it as a giant woodpecker. Spring is here :)
0
0
1
Re: the complaints about the jackhammering. Just think of it as a giant woodpecker. Spring is here :)
0
0
1
@RLazear It is the front lot between MSC and the Sunoco, aka the Department of Computer Science pickle ball court. As for the haunted mansion nextdoor, MSC and I are working on an intervention. Gotta let him hit rock bottom first. That will be next week’s meteor strike.
1
0
1
In preparation for the abandonment of the front MSC parking lot, all signage is being removed beginning today. For the duration of our access to the lot, #UABfam are free to park wherever, and however, you like. Gondola service from Dutch Gold will begin no later than 2/1.
0
0
1
It has been 0️⃣ days since a piece of the haunted construction site next door collapsed into the parking lot.
0
0
4
As 1211 Western Ave. is now tall enough to block all my morning sunlight, it is time to activate sub-directive 54B. Please secure all copiers and large furniture that could dislodge during flight. All personnel not returned from Uncommon Grounds by 0900 will be left behind.
1
1
6
It has been reported that yellow jackets are nesting in the elevator on the left. @CNSE has summoned Ant Man to dispatch them. In the interim, please be patient with each other and use the stairs as much as possible.
0
0
4
A belated welcome to all the newest Great Danes and a polite reminder that without me you are nothing. #OneoftheGreats
0
0
2
ICYMI construction has resumed at the haunted mansion next door. Boom boom boomy boom.
Construction started in early 2021 on the six-story complex along Western Avenue in Albany. Then it abruptly stopped this past March.
0
0
4
I may not have a “fountain” like certain other parts of the campus, but when the torrential rain cascades off the haunted construction site next door just so, it evokes Falling Water.
0
0
6
The crows have moved into the haunted construction site next door. It's theirs now. Best to stay away.
0
0
4
They laughed at me when I suggested adding a trampoline park to the facilities master plan. But luck and opportunity favor the prepared. Now is the time to move. #UABounce
0
0
2
Goodnight and sleep now eternal construction site. There’s always next year. 🏗️ #buildinghaiku #UABfam
0
0
7
In observation of Spring Break, UAB will only be open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. this week. 🎉
0
0
0