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Homosexual not queer I haven't time for gender identity, I'm up at five for t'papers I make Two Poofs and a Podcast, with Jack David. I STAND WITH ISRAEL

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Up today on Substack and Spotify, for paid subs. Episode 27: THE WILD WEST COAST. Freebie version Wednesday on Substack Links in reply
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@TimBarnsley1 @Harveycuthbert3 Yes. And I want the funeral service to be a full Latin mass, even though I'm not a Catholic, in a medieval cathedral, none of your modern rubbish.
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@FFS_WhatNow They took this decision to try and win over some Reform voters, not because they care about women or LGB people. Fuckers. We'll talk about this on the show this week. Two Tier, Free Gear, Tin Ear, Anti-Kweer Keir
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@duncanbudd This is not generally how someone with a limited time to live looks - the most tasteless advert I've seen in a long time.
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@Jebadoo2 Gonna use that to write to my MP, once I find out who he/she is. Think it's a Labourite
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@Harveycuthbert3 I'd like to see just one that says "I want a maximum fuss funeral which will cost my family THOUSANDS - hearse pulled by four white horses, full funeral service with flowers, choir and professional mourners culminating in me being laid to rest in a mausoleum."
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@DreyfusJames @rorysherman No pronouns in bio! How can we be sure he's a man without the pronouns?!
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@midwesthomo77 @FIFAWorldCup GO BIRDS! (I like the colour of their shirts better)
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@sturdyAlex @julianstansall While you erase lesbians and gays from their own history, replacing them with people who weren't there and did nothing.
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@sturdyAlex This is completely untrue. We owe none of those people ANYTHING
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@kathmurray1 My experience of trade unions is that they're absolutely feckin useless
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@DuGrigore Yeah, look at all the starving Gazans You fucking idiot, delete your account
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The Hamas Nazis who did this to Or and his baby son are monsters. Once all the hostages have been returned, they must be destroyed.
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Hen Mazzig
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Three-year-old Almog met his father, Or, for the first time after 491 days in Hamas captivity. Or’s brother recalls: Almog said to his father, “Dad, you were gone for a long time.” Or responded, “That’s right.” “Dad, you look different today.” Or replied, “That’s right.” Then Almog asked, “Why didn’t Mom return?” It was unbearable for Or—he cried. And then Almog said, “Mom is dead. She won’t come back.” Somehow, Almog had already begun to process the trauma of losing his mother, while Or hadn’t. Now, Almog will be the one helping his father through his grief. They spent a few hours together, lying in bed, hugging. Almog gave Or food that he wasn’t supposed to eat during his recovery, but Or couldn’t bring himself to say no to his son—so he ate it. Despite their long separation, their bond was instant. It was remarkable, considering that Almog was just a baby when Or was kidnapped. In the morning, Almog woke up and said, “I’m so happy that Dad came back.” He hadn’t yet slept beside his father, so he asked to record a video of him and then said, “Dad, I really, really love you. I’m so happy you’re back!” For the past 16 months, the family told Almog that his father was away in a place he couldn’t return from yet, along with others who had been taken. On Friday, we told him, “It’s Dad’s time to come back. Dad is coming home!”
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Jonathan "India" Willoughby having a normal one
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Jonathan Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby telling the world from behind a block that he's never read David Carter's Stonewall: The Riots that Sparked the Gay Revolution and that he doesn't know that my partner and I had previously complained in our Homophile Youth Movement publication's first issue months earlier about the police corruption that had allowed the unlicensed operation of the Stonewall Mafia bar or listened to the only contemporaneous recording by Charles Pitts for WBAI radio interviewing me about the riot days later. Plus, he's making sure that doesn't get pointed out to him by closing his Comments to everyone but his flying monkeys. What a brave man. It'd be a shame if someone were to QT this post and tagged Himdia.
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@SoniaRGallego I wonder how "Leo" is doing these days?
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Note to MPs: NEVER use WhatsApp
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@AndyHerren Q: What rights are the TQIA+ lacking? A: none
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@ChrisB82325377 Of course they did. Fuckers.
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@Mirbee1111 @ImWatson91 Aye, he can't blame that one on the milkman, as my old mum used to say
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Clive Simpson ✡️🇮🇱
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@samziz @thedeadlything @NevilleThropes Our Jack @FFS_WhatNow suffers from one of these.
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