Clive Simpson
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Homosexual not queer "I haven't time for gender identity, I'm up at five for t'papers" I make Two Poofs and a Podcast, with Jack David. I STAND WITH ISRAEL
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Oh Jonathan, you're not a woman, never were and never will be. Women don't have to "fight" to be women, they just ARE women. Your cock-chop and tit implants made you nothing but a rearranged man. You hate "TERFS" because they see you for what you are - A MAN. Suck it up buttercup
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According to
@billybragg
, women can't really be being abused, or intimidated or otherwise mistreated if they're smiling
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@WelshGasDoc
You want to talk about cruel?
A woman was raped by a man who "identified as a woman" in a hospital ward intended for women. When she reported it to the police, ward staff said the rape couldn't have happened because there were no male patients there.
Exclusion is necessary
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Being pregnant is a massive tell that you're not really a man, love, and there's fuck all you can do about it.
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@gayharpercapote
@elonmusk
@JamesEsses
He has educated himself and has concluded they're slurs. Cope, seethe etc.
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Just your regular reminder that gay men get raped, assaulted and abused in prison and nobody argues they should be in a women's prison for their own safety.
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He looks like the kind of woman my mum would've called a scrubber.
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Lickle Owen has decided I must be a homophobe. I'd better let my husband know
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Maaate, I heard you utter the most mealy-mouthed statement regarding a male who shouted about punching women in the face, starting with a restatement of your unswerving support for the "community" of which he's a part.
Maaate, I didn't hear a word of condemnation about the other
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I think seeing "Rachel" Levine parrot the lie that "trans kids" will commit suicide if they don't receive so-called "gender-affirming care" is the most egregious example of suicide weaponisation I've seen.
I'm shocked but not surprised to see a man who waited to transition
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Patients come to you for healthcare, not a lecture in your stupid gender beliefs
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The Dilation of Saint Heather, oil on canvas, circa 2023, artist unknown
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This should be reported. To Twitter and, if anyone knows this man, to the cops.
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I watched most of this and was inwardly cheering and clapping loudly as I did so. She hit more nails squarely on the head than a joiner on a refurb job. She changed Chris Bryant's Pampers for him. She waved aside Kirsten Oswald like an annoying bluebottle in summer. It was
1/ Today is the day the gender debate finally left twitter and it's a day for real hope. In a statement introducing a statutory instrument about international reciprocal gender recognition arrangements Kemi Badenoch made clear that the adults are now truly back in the room.
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Mermaids has been defeated in its vindictive attempt to strip LGBA of its charity status.
This is a victory for LGB people, giving a clear message that we are entitled to organise in our own interests without seeking the permission of the gender Borg first.
I guess that just
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I'm sorry this happened to you, it's horrible and demeaning.
Now, picture that same man following you into the toilet, or being in a prison cell with you, or a hospital ward just because he said he "identified as" a woman and you might just start to get the "TERFs" you've been
Started my day getting groped and then followed off the tube by a man who then tried to *talk to me. Grim, scary, and all too familiar shit. Straight into a high level meeting with my "game face" on. I think that should count as my work day done (sadly, it does not)
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Manc Pride - supporting violent transvestite criminals.
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I am a rich person born in the wrong income bracket. I was forced to go through being a member of a poor family, leaving me with financial scars that will never heal. The government MUST give me the life-saving, wealth-affirming care I so desperately need on the NHS.
Being forced to go through male puberty has left me with both mental and physical scars that will never heal. My party's move to keep the ban on puberty blockers for under 18s is incredibly disappointing and I hope the Secretary of State for Health & Social Care reconsiders.
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Nobody really believes trans "women" are women and trans "men" are men. Everyone knows "non-binary" is bullshit. Stop pretending. It's just silly.
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And here's Pink News spreading fake news and misgendering Marsha P Johnson. He was not trans, he was never trans, he was always clear he was a gay man who wore drag for prostitution. In the last years of his life, he dropped the Marsha name altogether and didn't wear drag.
He
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Oh dear oh dear. Peter. Maaaaate. It isn't analogous to homosexuality and you know it. Being homosexual does not require a raft of medical treatments to support it. Homosexuals do not mutilate their own bodies with hormones and surgery in a search for "affirmation". There is
Shocking to hear fellow panellists suggest
#trans
people suffer from a mental condition
This echoes what homophobes said about gay people in the 1980s: that homosexuality was a form of mental illness
More evil demonisation of trans people
@theFoxFisher
@TransMediaWatch
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Asking why the LGB Alliance doesn't include the T is like asking why the Royal College of Midwives doesn't include plumbers.
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Failed man "Juno" Dawson tilts head and whines about PM correctly stating that women don't have dicks. If he tilts that head any further, it'll be upside down
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I know someone who used to work for her. She told me lovely Lorraine was an absolute cunt.
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No gay people were involved in its design because it's so fucking ugly
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The LGBTQIA+ "community" has the ugliest aesthetic I've ever seen. Hideous haircuts, dyed hideous colours, terrible makeup, really awful ill-fitting clothing, morbid obesity as a fashion choice, the most egregious footwear in creation and all of them look like they smell
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Misogynist
@OwenJones84
continues his long campaign of attacking, smearing and organising pile-ons against
@RosieDuffield1
The disgrace here is you, Owen.
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Miss Page never looks joyful and yet apparently, she radiates "trans joy".
Has the meaning of joyful been "queered" so it now means "fucking miseryguts"?
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Picture it: Basingstoke, 1978. I was 15. I asked to speak to my mum in private. I was shaking with nerves when I told her I was gay, and ended up bursting into tears because she said I was still her son, no matter what.
That was a thing. Being "genderfluid" is not a thing and
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A woman is being sued for saying only women menstruate. Let the sheer absurdity of this situation settle in your brain for a while.
via
@MailOnline
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Yeah thanks for that. When you've all slithered back into your safe hetero lives, lesbians and gay men will be left to clean up the mess you made. Fuck you.
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The reason that fake "detransitioner" felt able to crash the
#LetWomenSpeakBirmingham
event is because she knew she wouldn't come to any harm whatsoever. So much for "feeling unsafe" - it's all just a lie intended to blackmail people emotionally.
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Imagine if rockets were regularly raining down on the north of England from Scotland, indiscriminately killing people.
Imagine if a bunch of people from Scotland crept into Berwick-on-Tweed and killed 1400 people, at random, in some of the most brutal ways imaginable, taking
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Fucking idiots. "Misgendering" and "deadnaming" are acts of resistance against the Thought Police. I would encourage as many students as possible to carry them out. They can't suspend you all. They need your £££
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@GoodLawProject
At four years old I couldn't even read yet and I believed in Father Christmas. They decided their kid was old enough to say he was really a girl? This is a horror story.
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Trans "women" were given the right to marry other males a full decade before gay men were. Let that sink in when someone starts babbling on about "the most marginalised community"™️
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If describing "gender dysphoria" as a mental illness is "stigmatising", then the real issue is that mental illness is stigmatised. Schizophrenia is perhaps the most stigmatised mental illness, but that doesn't prevent us from correctly identifying it as a mental illness.
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Who wouldn't be envious of a surgical wound you had to dilate regularly to stop it closing over eh?
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@JackxJewell
Diabetes and high blood pressure are not contagious. This dumb cluck thinks they're analogous to HIV.
I don't hook up with anyone any more, but if I did, I'd still practice safer sex as I did way back in the 80s before PREP and the good antivirals came on board
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I can imagine, when you're a father, that you might envy the intimacy of breast-feeding. You and the little person you created, the person you love more than anything else in the world, locked together in a moment of closeness, nurturing. The wee bundle looking up at you as it
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Oh and it should be mentioned that the rape crisis centre managed by Mridul Wadhwa, the trans-identifying man on the left, turned away a rape victim because she asked for a female counsellor. He's previously suggested raped women should "reframe their trauma" so they don't upset
@Jebadoo2
We’ve heard so-far of one female service user who was turned away because she wanted to deal with female counsellors, and now we see that staff who didn’t believe that TWAW would be given their P45. It’s all about him. Thanks a lot, Nicola
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The sole intention of these people is to intimidate others into not attending the event. There is no other reason for them to be here. I doubt any of them are fully aware of what the meeting is about and certainly none of them have engaged honestly with the things Sex Matters are
The TRAs are telling all members of the public that there is an anti-trans event inside the Peoples History Museum.
Misrepresenting the meeting to the general public.
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Why would you agree to write a foreword for the book, in that case?
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@DutchLGB
Left and right are totally meaningless in terms of politics these days. The real division is reality vs fantasy
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I asked what rights trans people don't have. This was their response
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Trans "women" ARE men. They're not any kind of woman, never have been and never will be. "Transmisogyny" is a joke label dreamt up by fetishistic transvestites as a way of beating up on women who don't play along with their wank bank fantasies.
Again and again and AGAIN: TERFs are not misandrists, they are misogynists, specifically transmisogynists. They do not hate trans women because they see them as men. They hate trans women because they see them as a lower class of woman they can more easily exploit.
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@nzpolice
This is the face of the man who (allegedly) punched a woman in her 70s in the face. You can doubtless enhance this and identify him, so he can be questioned about it. DO YOUR JOB.
Please RT and QT
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@Hollyoaks
Nobody's body is "all wrong". She isn't a boy. Becoming a "boy" will not make her into "her true self". This is dangerous messaging for a soap opera to be broadcasting.
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This is a lie, of course. Nobody cares if this straight woman with identity issues comes to the UK.
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There speaks a man who has never spoken to a single woman experiencing domestic violence. What a toxic turd he is
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"Back when she was campaigning to become Labour leader, Lisa Nandy was asked directly whether men identifying as women should be allowed in women’s prisons. The questioner used the 2018 example of a child rapist who was convicted and then went onto claim he was a woman. Nandy was
Women’s rights are human rights and human rights are non-negotiable.
My absolute priority will be to embolden and empower women and girls in every part of the world
#Lab23
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This is a picture of
@ROBINSONSBAR
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How did this generation end up so scientifically illiterate?
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I think any man who wandered round wearing a pair of comedy breasts and dressed like Myra Hindley on the game would find it difficult to be taken seriously as a politician.
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Intentionally calling a trans woman "he" is
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2) Necessary
3) Respectful of reality
4) None of his business
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You WILL be trans even if I have to FORCE medication on you
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Reading David Bell's piece for the Graun has left me sadder and angrier than I was when the Cass Review came out. I want ACTION. Sack Polly Carmichael immediately. Close down Mermaids TODAY. Get Susie Green and the other ghouls in front of a public inquiry. Ruth Hunt and Nancy
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Oh no some fat straight woman has expelled me from the gays. I don't know quite what qualifications she has to make this decision but I'm DEVASTATED
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India Willoughby should not be invited on any television show as a guess representing the "trans voice". Here he is, spreading lies about the Cass Review and making the most outrageous claims about the motives of NHS England. He needs to be frozen out of the conversation
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Oh fuck off.
Happy
#NonBinaryAwarenessWeek
! This week is meant to celebrate nonbinary people everywhere.
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This straight male dollop is in charge of
@DublinPride
and so it's no wonder they're Stalinising gay history to pretend straight male dollops like him were always there, fighting on the frontline. Fuck you, "Philippa".
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No woman is asked for her opinion in this trashy piece of "journalism", just a man in a dress given space to accuse women with concerns of being liars.
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Send in the clowns
There ought to be clowns
Don't bother, they're here
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@Psychgirl211
@EdinburghUni
Oh dear God, so despite having no clinical qualifications, despite being a man, he is seeing vulnerable women in a rape crisis centre. What an utterly disreputable and reprehensible individual
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This is hysterical, dangerous nonsense. Hysterical because it's obviously untrue. Dangerous because it spreads fear among what we're told is an already fragile minority.
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I don't understand the logic behind supporting secret social transition in schools. Surely, they're inherently unsustainable, as all secrets are? How long does the school intend to keep it secret that John is now Julie (when at school)? At some point, there'll be a letter home
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1) The report does NOT recommend denying "trans healthcare" to the under-25s.
2) There is no evidence that "trans healthcare" is "life-saving"
3) Dr Cass spoke to a large number of individuals including "trans" children, their parents/carers and trans organisations in order to
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Munchausen's. This man will do anything for attention.
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This is anti-women terrorism, plain and simple. They are falsely imprisoning a woman and some of the more deranged are demanding she pay them to be let go. These people are scum.
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Is Alan "Sarah Jane" Baker still alive. He's said to have been refusing food AND fluids for a week now. Must be at death's door, surely...
I mean, it can't have been a manipulative lie could it?!?!
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The face of a man slowly realising he's shit the bed
EXCLUSIVE: Humza Yousaf targeted with MORE hate crime complaints than JK Rowling
The FM has been targeted for a speech made in 2020, but police said yesterday it wasn't criminal.
The Harry Potter author's tweets were also deemed not criminal
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But ya ARE India, ya ARE a man
@IndiaWilloughby
Made this to show how ridiculous Rishi Sunak looks at the
#ToryPartyConference
among Real People, hope you don't mind
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You can tell a twat on X at a moment's glance.
These are the three warning signs you will be dealing with someone with a high degree of absolute cuntitude:
🏳️⚧️
🇵🇸
pronouns in bio
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Alice Cooper, who built a career out of being awesome, agrees with sane people who fear that being "transgender" is a fad. He also referenced genuine concerns about safe spaces for women which the insane dismiss as "right wing anti-trans scare tactics"
Alice Cooper, who built a career partly out of defying and toying with gender expectations, said he’s afraid that being transgender “is a fad." And he also leaned on right-wing, anti-trans scare tactics about “woke” culture and bathrooms.
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Ban these marches NOW. The police are overwhelmed, they can't police them adequately. The marches are serving no purpose other than the terrorisation of Jews and the creation of hate and division. These are the 2023 equivalent of the fascist marches of the 30s. Please stop them.
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