Eating my #BirdFlu eggs because after 2020-2022 it will be a long time before I put my well-being in the hands of a government funded "health expert". I'll take my chances living my life for better or worse.

@HarxMLeth Giving Ace Combat cinematic vibes

#angrymemereview

What in the name of shrinkflation is this, Little Debbie? Time to bring in some Big Debra snacks.

@Ackerbangbang Did Yoshi just throw shade at his wife? I know it was a playful jab, but he might be spending a few cold nights on the couch after that lol.

@kianamaiart IT'S PIKACHU!!!

@LummyPixith Not gonna lie, when I got to college I had some pretty hot professors. Only one time, while nothing happened, became the talk of the class for a bit.

@GillieAmanita It's a good thing it went to my email or I would have missed it. I deleted it before everyone said it was getting unbanned so now I don't have it unless I go through the hassle of a VPN to redownload.

@GillieAmanita Let me know when you find one. If they have a building, can they convert it to a Discovery Zone and the food court be a Friendly's?

@myrellymello Yes

@CovfefeChan That's one reason. I sleep naked in case someone breaks in. Now the situation is horrible for everyone.

@tsvioletxxx Just say the word and I'll drop into your DMs.

@Nortuet Just remember, if someone offers you Kool-Aid, don't drink it. I don't think anyone has a constitution stat high enough to save them.

@CovfefeChan Okay (cracks knuckles for dramatic effect) [Your comment has been removed for community guidelines violations]

Have you ever worked out so hard and tired yourself out so much you've lost track of what day of the week you're on? Might be a sign I need a rest day. #fitness

It may be a day late but here is where it ends. I've had my last soda, my last fast food, my last candy, and last bit of alcohol. Will also be exercising more, even if it means sacrificing sleep.

I know I'm getting old when I'm struggling to stay awake until midnight, and as soon as the countdown hits zero I'm already heading to bed. #NewYear2025

@Tgirlmichell Perfect size

@HarxMLeth Gifts aren't unwrapped until Christmas Day. Rules are rules.

Thought #Homestead would be a decent movie, but instead was met with a contrived dogmatic plot around an attack that is soon forgotten. In reality that wife doomed everyone and that kid should have been kicked out for letting in that government guy.