We live in a world where smalless is seen as a virtue in women and bigness as disgusting, evil, and deserving of cruelty. This isn't just about body fat, but also height, the width of ones frame, and amount of musculuture. I have no patience for those who wish to reinforce this

I love football I'm going to crash my car

Holt shit kendrick lamar

@basedgizmo Yeah but some sort of acoustic cover

This is a good day to become an eagles fan

I meant instacart

Go birds

@AutismRonin Football is the sport I watch the least Im learning so much

John hamm voice crack

I live near where Kelce went to high school but also he said something mildly positive about tr*mp so that cancels out

@spaige_IK It's in 5 hrs!

@chonkyexpress

when you see messages from weeks earlier that your inbox failed to actually tell you that you received, is it ruder to leave them on read or come back with "hahaha oops sorry" weeks later

if you see this face your destruction is eminent

@bornposting sorry the other guy's a giant cat

@Picklemaddierix nah it'd probably be really short. Probably not a complicated story at all

did a triple feature of 3 beloved classics. Adored one, Liked one okay, and Didn't like one. Experiencing the whole array of possible reactions