Mr. Turbs McGurk
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The BRAND: Best Selling Author; 2x Hackademy Award Winner - Journalist of The Hackverse & Story of The Year '24 | Voted MOST TRUSTED in the Dabbleverse.
Joined September 2022
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨. @MikaylaBella420, notorious drama queen, caught bragging about cheating at Hackamania?. Attendees report she proudly claimed she was "excited" about her weekend escapades. "I got laid!". 👀STAY TUNED: We're going down the Mikayla attention whore rabbit hole!.
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🚨EXCLUSIVE 🚨- The TRUTH about @shalomshuli - we've got the evidence! 👀😮. After hundreds of episodes of content bashing @stutteringjohnm's financial irresponsibility, it's time to uncover the real story. 💣
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🚨URGENT NEWS🚨. HELP NEEDED FOR APRIL IMHOLTE. The damaging drug rumors surrounding @AaronImholte and @April_Imholte need to be SHUT DOWN now. I've prepaid a local hair follicle drug test for April. It's FREE for her, plus I'll add $150 if she shares the results with the public
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨. JOEY.C CAUGHT IN MORE LIES!. @TheGoat1421 needs to step up and make more payments! Career criminal and fraud Joey.C still owes money according to Pinellas County, FL court records. 4 bogus check theft cases where he STILL OWES money - totaling up to $247.41
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🚨STEEL TOE NEWS🚨. BREAKING NOW: We are receiving reports that @CrumbBumm will be joining STEEL TOE MORNING SHOW as their third mic! @AaronImholte @April_Imholte.
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YouTube needs to deal with this loophole immediately. Please support content creators properly.
BREAKING NEWS! Due to groundbreaking reporting and research by @TurbsMcGurk , proving how easy it is to manipulate gifted memberships in foreign currency, the team here at Neglected Cat Inc. will no longer be reporting any estimated value related to gifted memberships.
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🚨YOUTUBE SHOCKER: JOEY C & HACKRIDE DEMONITIZED!🚨. Beloved Dabbleverse creators @TheGoat1421 and @ahackride woke up to demonetized channels on YouTube today. Speculation runs wild about the reasons, fueled by hosts like @KyBrancaccio offering wild conspiracy claims. Wow!.
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@mlcpodcast @TheUncleRicoSho @whoarethesepod @byb_podcast THE SHULI FILES: 🔥 Explosive hypocrisy revealed! Three weeks of digging into the lesser known secrets of a longstanding Howard Stern Show staff member. Backed by damning documents and incriminating evidence, brace yourself for the shocking truth. 💥.
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🏳️🌈JOEY. C🏳️🌈. Why does @TheGoat1421 sing the praises of @shalomshuli and @TheUncleRicoSho on his stream but chase the clout of @stutteringjohnm when it comes to making money?. Here’s an image of his NEW Cameo and guess whose name he thinks he can drop to make the most money? 💰📸
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨. Exposed: Joey C's fake health issues for sympathy!. Does Joey lie constantly in order to manipulate people? YES. Is this something new for him? NO!. Watch @TheGoat1421 get called out by a US Attorney for lying about his health problems:
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🚨🤡CALL ME DADDY JOEY!🤡🚨. After Joey C's embarrassing appearance on @raydevito's show, he went into full cope mode!. He flooded my PERSONAL social media with threats to dox me unless I paid up. This is BLACKMAIL, Joey. Stay tuned for A LOT more 100% truthful Joey news! 📰
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🚨 JOEY. C: Criminal or Hero?🚨. This weekend, @TheGoat1421 requested that we perform a fair and honest review of his criminal record. I've gotten my hands on the actual court documents and am currently reviewing them. Was he telling the truth or not? Stay tuned to find out!
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SPOILER: @TheGoat1421 keeps some very interesting company! Wait until you hear about his “great friend” who goes by the name ROSS DAWGS BROKEN SPIRIT. Keep children away from him!.
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🍺BEER-GATE: FKA MAMI?🍺. A tip just came in and it's shaking our newsroom to its core! @fka_mami CLAIMS something scandalous happened in AC: she bought two beers, but @stutteringjohnm ended up drinking one. Why wait until now to tell this? Who was the second beer REALLY for?
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8. Note: Multiple attempts to speak with @shalomshuli through this platform were unsuccessful. Should he reach out and wish to speak with us following this report we will update this story accordingly.
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🚨MIKAYLA'S CONFESSION🚨. FLASHBACK: Two sources from Hackamania revealed @MikaylaBella420 boasted about cheating on her husband. Predictably, Mikayla lied again by saying our reporting was "false" and fabricated. Is my 3rd source lying?. MIKAYLA herself is my THIRD source! 🙈
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF THE DABBLEVERSE: Are @KateMeaney2 and @0LittleLemmi0 kissing and making up? Looks like these original ladies are slowly reigniting their friendship!
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This is one of the good guys @YouTubeCreators - this has to be a mistake.
Hey @YouTube can you please look at my channel. It’s a relatively new laid-back talk show with nothing really offensive in the content. I’ve never had a strike and overnight my channel is gone! Please investigate and help. @TeamYouTube The channel is
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Tune in to The Shuli Network and witness a smug Shuli obsess over what he perceives as the irresponsible actions and failures of @stutteringjohnm. But what if it turned out "The Dues Payer" has done all of this while keeping an ironic secret from his viewers?.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨. DabbleVerse e-celeb @roachybrit drops a BIRTHDAY BOMBSHELL message:. “Who is Iran and why attack on my birthday?”. Will Roachy’s powerful message lead to peace in the Middle East? I don’t know but I’ll be watching!
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Highly suggestive reporting coming from spud reporter @CardiffElect! We’ll wait and see what’s reported next! Should government assistance reporting be fair game @shalomshuli?.
WHICH former Late Night Announcer may have collected One,Too Many Superchats to remain Eligible for Section 8 Housing?
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨. Beloved comedian Bob Sagat blocked @jessicaflatcat on Twitter before his death! What secrets is she hiding? 🤔 We WILL investigate!.
@AkaWhacked Kinda like when Bob Saget died and I found out he blocked me.
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🚨COMING TOMORROW:🚨. Note: We're still pursuing official comments from @shalomshuli and @TheUncleRicoSho, but they've remained elusive. However, if we receive crucial information from them that demands deeper investigation, we won't hesitate to delay the story. Stay tuned! 🕵️♂️🔍
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Yet another amazing word salad text message from Joey C, the man @KyBrancaccio says is a GENIUS. 🤔. Is he having a stroke??? 🤯
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There are ways to show you’re not receiving cheap memberships. They’d be able to disprove those allegations if they were able to do so.
Why don't I estimate the value of gifted memberships Producer Joe? Let's look at this screenshot that was sent to me. I take it with a grain of salt, because, you know, internet. Nonetheless.
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I want to thank @bas3dpill for a tremendous show last night. I think we peaked around 1.1k viewers. INCREDIBLE win for the victims of Joseph Catalano.
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Fun fact: If you do a YouTube live stream from your phone or stream with that aspect ratio your video appears as a short. Each person who scrolls past the video, even if they don’t watch your content, gets counted as a view. That’s how @TheGoat1421 is cheating the view numbers.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨. JOEY. C’S ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST HIS VICTIMS:. This should NOT be tolerated - his victims have suffered enough already!. @elonmusk
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@MutteringJ @AaronImholte @April_Imholte @DOOMSPAYUH @NLO @citizenMacabre @0LittleLemmi0 @byb_podcast @mlcpodcast @TheBastards666 @TheHughezy I really don’t think she’s abusing drugs but I think enough people believe it to be true at this point that it needs to be addressed. My offer lets her prove people wrong AND make money doing it.
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@bookitdamnit @shalomshuli @stutteringjohnm @mlcpodcast @TheUncleRicoSho @whoarethesepod @byb_podcast Bet those people weren’t lucky enough to be working on the Howard Stern Show at the time.
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@mlcpodcast @the_dirtydeeds @DOOMSPAYUH @0LittleLemmi0 @bringbackjackie @StevieLewIsBack @SaulShows 5. 100% to the Producers +/- 100%? You bet!. Remember those special broadcasts where Shuli said that "100% of your donation goes directly to the hardworking staff"? They were a massive hit, with viewers going above and beyond to ensure the boys in the back were well-supported.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨. STEEL TOE & NLO. We have insider reports that are CONFIRMED that @nlo is formally inviting @AaronImholte and @April_Imholte to Hackamania with comped VIP tickets included!.
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🤓😱COPE ALERT🤓😰. Looks like a Shuli superfan u/BillBillMoo on Reddit is BIG MAD after everyone had a fun weekend in AC. Please disavow this silly stuff @shalomshuli!
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Can’t speak for @MutteringJ but my background is in banking. How do you take all this so seriously? You’re a dude pretending to be a girl on Twitter for crying out loud.
@MutteringJ @TurbsMcGurk @mlcpodcast @the_dirtydeeds @DOOMSPAYUH @0LittleLemmi0 @bringbackjackie @StevieLewIsBack @SaulShows @TheUncleRicoSho …Another piece of evidence that demonstrates that @MutteringJ is not, and has never been, a reporter.
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HAPPENING NOW. Check out @bas3dpill for a lovely live stream discussion of the Dabbleverse's most pathetic member: Joey C!. @DabbleStorian @roachybrit @Frucking_Frank.
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SHOCKER: In a move that only cements him as the #1 Financial Wack Packer - Shuli fails at bankruptcy due to missed payments, case DISMISSED! He still owes the debt! 😱💥💔
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Jesus you scared me! I thought you meant you had defrauded the tax payer of $18k and stolen money from people with bogus checks on closed accounts! Glad it wasn’t that.
So . i pulled a joey c . One of my streams today my mic was muted. I'm gonna go back tomorrow morning to UFO museum and hopefully not many people will be there.
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@NLO @neglected_catNY @VitoAnd12136112 About as insane as thinking it costs hundreds a day to buy 1000 views for $2.13 or gifted memberships at something like $0.12 per membership in a foreign currency.
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@mlcpodcast @whoarethesepod @NLO @wb2radio @byb_podcast @OpieRadio @MutteringJ 1. This report is the culmination of extensive conversations with current and former staff members of The Shuli Network. We've examined electronic evidence provided by these sources, as well as carefully analyzed public comments made by Shuli and their team. 💬🔎.
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🤥MIKAYLA CHEATING UPDATE🤥. Earlier today, chat exploded with talk that we would report @MikaylaBella420 has been cheating on her husband. She jumped on NLO's Discord, accusing her husband of cheating during Hackamania to get ahead of the scandal!.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨. @MikaylaBella420, notorious drama queen, caught bragging about cheating at Hackamania?. Attendees report she proudly claimed she was "excited" about her weekend escapades. "I got laid!". 👀STAY TUNED: We're going down the Mikayla attention whore rabbit hole!.
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Chatter entitlement is a real thing.
@JTimestamp Plus, memberships, plus, stickers (SO I DO NOT INTERRUPT THE SHOW WITH MY BORING SUPERCHATS… ) and GIFTING Memberships and I’ve sent so many $20, $50, $100 SC’s for the love of the game ‘22-‘23… so shush you! Some have no idea what we do in the VENMO!.
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Hey @NLO - if you could have been an on-air personality on the Stern show from 2009-2012 could you have managed to get at least 1 gig during that time? Why does @shalomshuli say he couldn’t? @whoarethesepod @mlcpodcast @RadioGunk @stutteringjohnm @MutteringJ.
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🥊Steel Toe vs. NLO🥊. We OFFICIALLY have @AaronImholte ON BOARD to let us be the middleman for purposes of the negotiation of fight terms. What say you @NLO?
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Can someone close to Joey.C (@TheGoat1421) urge him to withdraw any strikes/take downs he has on @ObnoxiousJohn and @DabbleStorian?.
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🥊STEEL TOE vs. MELTON🥊. 🚨LATEST NEWS🚨. @NLO is strangely silent since catching @AaronImholte's attention. But guess what? SteelToe just raised the stakes and challenged Melton AND Chad to a boxing match!. Come on, @NLO! Show Rick you are more than a beta cuck!.
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Looking forward to tuning in to BYB Ep. 90 with @stutteringjohnm tonight at 8:00 EST 🎙️ Don't miss it! #BYBPodcast 🎥🔥.
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RAY BEWARE?. Dabbleverse (8.5), @Pswithaeriejane drops a cryptic tweet hinting that @raydevito might face trouble if he ventures into her old stomping grounds. What's the story, @Pswithaeriejane? Can you spill the beans?
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@DrMegaG @TheBastards666 Well @NLO and I had a little chat earlier about it and he seemed to think it couldn’t be done so I showed him.
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@CardiffElect Consider my interest peaked @CardiffElect! I have a strong suspicion that there are multiple hosts in the dabble verse with history and currently on government assistance. This is BOLD reporting.
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Do YouTube gifted memberships kill off Patreon subscriptions?.
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SHIT-WEIGHER PATREON NUMBERS HIT ALL TIME LOW!. FIGURES HAVE FALLEN A MASSIVE 51.6% SINCE PEAK!. More bad news for @shalomshuli's @TheUncleRicoSho, but I suppose, in their minds, this is doing great!. @stutteringjohnm and @mlcpodcast are 100% right yet again!
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I suggest @mlcpodcast and @NLO agree to a gentlemanly bet for $100. Loser donates to a GoFundMe for @shalomshuli - details on why that’s necessary are forthcoming…. .
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@MutteringJ @CrumbBumm @AaronImholte @April_Imholte @CrumbBumm is EXACTLY the shot of energy the show needs. When he’s on we WILL donate!.
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🔥 HOT GOSSIP ALERT: Love is brewing, or is it more?💕. Andrea Brower @admflagurl38 and Shuli Superfan "Val" are now an item! Rumor has it sparks flew when Val saw Andrea's chat moderating skills, leading to some sizzling DMs!. We will reach out to @DOOMSPAYUH for comment!. MORE.
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You don’t even realize the irony in this. Shuli has been discussing John’s finances for how many episodes now? By your logic, he should be sharing his financial information, right?.
@FitFunnyGirl @MutteringJ @shalomshuli @stutteringjohnm That is true @MutteringJ throwing everyone business out there. Let’s see your skeleton in your closet. Your finances, but you won’t do it.
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