I ain't no collige graduit, but glass is already melted sand.

"911? I'd like to report a murder."

RT @BuckWilde_: Thoughts and prayers for Philly…

@BumpstockBarbie Some of us prefer the title "Appalachian."

@StephenLHall @BumpstockBarbie It's literally below the Mason-Dixon Line.

RT @OrdnancePackard: I don't know why everyone is saying Philly is going to riot. Don't y'all know it's the City of Brotherly Love?

@shashigalore Man here. Ignoring me is a very effective strategy as I didn't watch any of it.

Whitey explains the Elgses victory tonight.

@myfoureyedtribe Guess I'll melt mine down and make nickels.

It's 2025...TURN YOUR BALL CAP AROUND THE RIGHT WAY AND CURL THE BILL!!!

RT @ZitoSalena: Be great to go back in time & watch an extended cut of an interview with a steel worker with care and concern as they descr…

@Taxpayers1234 @WelbornBeege @LtJoeKenda @bayareahausfrau @N_Fatale From a School Bus website:

@Taxpayers1234 @WelbornBeege @LtJoeKenda @bayareahausfrau @N_Fatale Missus keeps up with him. He's in Virginia now, I think to be near grandkids. He was a driving a school bus where he lived. Warning kids, don't FA or you will FO.

@AlaskanCourtney I checked this out once, it appeared to be legit.

@sparkly_jules1 In the Navy we'd have called those shoes "orthopedic boondockers."

RT @Taxpayers1234: Colorado AG doesn't want taxpayers to know how their money is being stolen. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

@WelbornBeege @Taxpayers1234 @LtJoeKenda @bayareahausfrau @N_Fatale I used to follow the actor who played chain smoking, young Kenda on the show.

@therealADWarren @Gutfeldfox "Pinch" the talking paper.

@leaglundy I shoulda paid attention to the game!

RT @matt_vanswol: I have some sad news. This morning, three of the Mountain Mules, who became famous for carrying supplies through the mo…