Mark Brockett
@Tuff_Overlord
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@yesdodgers 👰 It's gon do what it do
Covina, CA
Joined June 2009
Freddie Freeman everytime he has to put on his Dodgers jersey.
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"Why do Lakers fans always love to make fun of the Clippers when they lose?". Lakers fans:
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Staying faithful in a room full of hoes.
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Just saw the prices for the Dodgers World Series tickets.
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Dodgers are 1 more win away from winning the World Series!!! LFG!!!
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Me when I see a beach ball hit to me at Dodgers Stadium.
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"How many times have you watched the Freedie Freeman walk off grand slam?". Me:
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When your seats are located on the top deck at Dodgers Stadium. .
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Madison Bumgarner on his first day at Dodgers spring training.
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Rob Manfred: "Retaliation against any Astros player will not be tolerated.". MLB Pitchers:
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Me: "There's no way the Dodgers will blow the lead again.". The Dodgers:
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Dodgers fans at the Angels game on April 3 just so they can boo the Astros. 🤷♂️
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I'm just a guy, in quarantine, wishing to see Mookie Betts play as a Dodger at Dodgers Stadium. 🥺.
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Reporter: "Dave why did you leave Kershaw in to pitch in the 8th inning instead of going with Maeda, Kelly or Jansen?. Dave Roberts:
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"The Dodgers don't need to resign Clayton Kershaw". Me:
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How Dodgers fans sleep knowing they don't need to do anything before the trade deadline because they already have the best baseball team in the MLB. 🙏
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When an Astros fan says that their team didn't need to cheat to beat the Dodgers in the 2017 World Series.
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"Are you really going to spend 25 bucks on a michelada!?". Me:
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"In order to get to Heaven you first have to go through Dodgers Stadium." - Tommy Lasorda 💙🙏 😭.
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Can we talk about how Thor looks like he is about to drop the greatest hip hop album of all time in this photo!🔥💯 #AvengersEndgame
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Me watching the Dodgers play in the regular season vs. me watching them play in the post season.
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Hater: "The Dodgers haven't won a Championship in over 30 years what makes you think this season will be any different?". Me:
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Just realized I may never see Mookie Betts play as a Dodger at Dodgers Stadium. 😭
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When you find out they are a Dodgers fans but they also root for the San Francisco 49ers.
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The Houston Astros stealing the 2017 World Series from the Dodgers. .
A person stole a package off of someone's front porch -- disguised as TRASH 🗑️💀 (🎥: Storyful)
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It's February 3rd and Justin Turner still hasn't resigned with the Dodgers!
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I need an American League team to please sign @YasielPuig so he can fight the Astros players! 🙏
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No longer having to answer "WhEn WaS ThE LaSt TiMe ThE DoDgErS WoN ThE WoRlD SeRiEs?" >>>>.
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Why Bryce Harper shouldn't sign with the San Francisco Giants.
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Dodgers Stadium will now be able to have full fan capacity now for the Houston Astros series in August! 🙏
Theme parks and stadiums would fully reopen on June 15th.
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Jose Altuve having to face pitchers next season without wearing a buzzer to tell him what pitch is coming next. #Astros
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Manifesting the Dodgers winning the World Series this year.
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In the words of @ByBlakeWilliams. Nothing but respect for the 2017 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Good morning to everyone except the guy who wore Dodgers and Angels gear at the same time! 🤦♂️
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Cody Bellinger and Mookie Betts when they first meet at Dodgers spring training.
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San Diego, Slam Diego, Whales Vagina. Don't matter. Dodgers in 3
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Today the Los Angeles Dodgers play the Houston Astros in a rematch of the 2017 World Series, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor.
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Brusdar Graterol winning the Dodgers closer role over Kenley Jansen like.
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gonna tell my grandkids this was who won 2017 World Series.
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When somebody asks me when was the last time the Dodgers won the World Series.
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Noah Syndergaard on the Angels vs. Noah Syndergaard on the Dodgers.
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When your favorite baseball team has broke your heart in the World Series two years in a row but you still ride for them.
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Dodgers fans having to listen to ESPN broadcasters call the game instead of Joe Davis and Orel Hershiser.
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When you see Matt Kemp playing with a jersey on that isn't a Dodgers one. 😭
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Dave Roberts putting Kenley Jansen in to close out the game for the Dodgers.
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Me and the members of the Los Angeles City Council at the Dodgers 2017 and 2018 World Series victory parade. 🍾🤷♂️
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Watching the Dodgers hit with runners in scoring position.
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When I hear Vin Scully say it's time for Dodgers baseball.
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Me thinking about watching the Dodgers play without Justin Turner on the team.
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