“Yeah I don’t eat seed oils bro that shit will really fuck you up”

@Antonio_Jacuzzi Jacuzzi, this herb gives the vibes of wanna be Chris Moltisanti to me

Wow the greens are running fast today. #TrumpsAmerica #BoxInflation

“Is he doing his laundry in the dorm shirtless while bumping to Creed?” #RunningTheBall

@mrhawktober1 Walker, You make a great point about their pronouns. All these Rutgers minorities making it my issue to call them Zey/Zem! #SHRINK

@BreastLoverDan Daniel, Seems to me that she is capable of keeping herself warm with what seems to be a built in Canada Goose! Of course, she would never cancel class. Best, Tuck

@chadradcliffe17 Ched, always thankful for the birthday wishes, as always, bottles on me (My Dad). On the other hand, if you had a missile of a mother I would make a comment on that but your gene pool is fucked! #LANK

@chadradcliffe17 Ched, Always gotta show the blondes the money you have diversified in your swedish bank accounts. An absolute classic. With Love, Tuck

The BMOC’s Nightmare Blunt Rotation: 1. The Vegan teacher 2. WeHoopin 3. Lil Huddy 4. Drake (gay) 5. Ohtani (Asian) 6. Mr. Met 7. Luke Belmar (No Johnny Walker)

BMOC’s birthday coming up on the 22nd, decided to celebrate tonight. This is my fuck you to a certain political party. Damn I look fly asf for a cracka. QB Sneaking it. #ThanksDad #B10Ball

If I ever find world of T shirts in the streets of NYC I am putting him on a heinous chop. #CHOP #Ruckas

FDOC Stats from the BMOC: 52 hands of poker played in class 4 ubers called around campus (Not walking in 20 degrees tf) 6 “Damn she bad asf” 1 “Who tf is this minority professor” 38% of the time having the urge to go back to the room and crank hog Feelin like Boris Diaw

This is how a white boy runs the fucking ball. Tuck’s birthday coming up so you know what that means. ORDERED THAT NY STRIP RARE MOTHERFUCKER! #HBDive

@esw01407 @KarlGstein18 Bob, You have “anime” in your bio, thus, your argument is rendered useless. Please go fuck yourself. From, Tuck

Dinosaurs as a whole are underrated as fuck. Something about a spinosauras that gets Tucker ready to run through a wall. #Dinosaurs

The BMOC decided to get a quick chest day in and runs into this absolute herb. Weighted vest in the YMCA, buddy must have listened to one David Goggins tiktok. Makes sense his sweatpants are tucked into his socks. #ShrinkTheGame

Driving into New York City just to say fuck you to congestion pricing. Plus, I have Johnny Walker to drink in the war room by myself with Andrew Tate? Why? Because I fucking studied. #JohnnyWalker

@realajminter AJ, nothing like a good old “rug and tug” to get the juices flowing. Just ask me every morning of quarantine. Crank some hog, Tuck