Devils In My Head
@TsarOfIron
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Let me know how it ends. | Terak Nor Head of Security | ICA Handler | Belltower Officer | Masquerade Enforcer | ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ง๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
Palmetto State
Joined October 2020
Shaved the facial hair, it just doesn't grow right on me. Keep thinking about shaving my head, but I haven't so much as set foot in a barber's shop for 15 years by now, so why break the streak?
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Shit's fucking dull, I can forgive DQ11's opening chapter for taking a minute to get going but this is just incessant tutorialization for two hours.
Calling Red Dead 2โs first chapter โboringโ is the funniest way of exposing that you have a TikTok rotted attention span
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@soulofkab @KalebPrime Showed up for you and not him, so at a minimum your algorithm thinks you're gay, lmao
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Dressed like a cartoon burglar.
Jaylen Brown links up with a Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley before his appearance on Jimmy Fallon
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A smart fucking move, which is rare for the Yookay government.
Both the Prime Minister and the leader of the opposition here suggesting that Ukrainians are deserving of sanctuary, but Palestinians are not. That parliament has created legal processes for Ukrainians, not for Palestinians. What do we call that?
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I never thought I'd be alive during the same time as Letters of fucking Marque but here we are. Mr. President, please, I'm not sure if I can handle this much winning.
I'll be introducing the "Cartel Marque and Reprisal Authorization Act of 2025" which would authorize @realDonaldTrump to commission privately armed and equipped individuals or groups to seize persons and property of any cartel, cartel member, or cartel-linked organization.
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I prefer t he one on the left cuz of all the marble male strippers in the back. Really adds something to the spectacle.
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Stunning levels of articulation.
NEW: Cardi B blames President Trump for ruining her experience at Super Bowl 59 in New Orleans. "Yo, I was too f***ing mad today because, you know, Donald Trump and s**t,"ย she said. "He was at the Super Bowl today, and they was giving us a hard time."
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@AlysssaHazel Aside from reading about St. Valentine himself, it's a holiday best ignored by single men.
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