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The Weird Rule so fuck you. Stop misusing “weird.”
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@donmoyn
Really. A syllabus is the same as //checks notes// flying a commercial airliner? You are not a serious person.
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@JuddLegum
1. Statistics are pulled from police reports.
2. If there is no police report, the crime is not part of the statistics.
I guess you think people can’t read.
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@MotherJones
Having an income and getting that first tax bill usually does the trick. Everything else is window-dressing.
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@hakeemjeffries
This doesn’t sound like “upholding the laws of the United States and the State of New York.”
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@neeratanden
“Man. These numbers are bad. What should we do?!”
“I know! Let’s put out a memo that will validate the 26% of people who don’t hate us and make everyone else roll their eyes!”
“Great idea!”
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@DailyCaller
“Everything is too expensive right now. Please help!”
“Just go buy a new car.”
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@NBCNews
Gosh then why do it have to sign a consent form whenever I see a doctor? And why can’t a doctor treat me without my permission?
And teachers have college degrees like anyone else. They are not doctors. Even the ones who call themselves that.
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@JRubinBlogger
@Mediaite
Are you talking to a mirror or are you talking about a journalist who actually *has* a moral compass. No question mark.
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@AP
Please stop reporting on courts and legal proceedings until you hire an adult who is equipped to understand them. TiA
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@tweettruth2me
Remember when schools used to bring in police officers or nurses or mayors or veterans or artists or musicians or any productive member of society.
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@AC360
@andersoncooper
“Watch as I admit to committing the crime of perjury on National TV!”
Great work everyone!
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@thehill
@SecretaryPete
“We’ve failed at everything so far, so now we are changing this up by setting a goal that everybody absolutely knows is unattainable.”
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@ACNickel
@mtaibbi
@AleksanderEaton
@joerogan
You….need to unplug if this tweet is representative of your thought process.
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@SenWarren
Yes, Senator Warren, member of the party that controls both houses of Congress as well as the White House, who could have done this?
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@nypost
The school did not call police after the attack. Those administrators should be in jail.
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@aaronsibarium
If you can’t quietly listen to someone with whom you disagree in a forum or classroom environment, you are not lawyer material. That’s how the free exchange of ideas and persuasion work. You listen then you respond when it’s your turn. Can’t do that? Go work at Starbucks.
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@YoucefZYX
@HowThingsWork_
She said “the venom” not the octopus. And that can be chemically verified.
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@johnrobertsFox
@JoeBiden
@WhiteHouse
If an event happens at the White House and nobody hears it, was it an event?
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@perspectvortex
@AGHamilton29
I’ll take the one who didn’t lie about being Native American to take advantage of opportunities set aside to benefit Native Americans just to advance her career.
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@kingkroba
Does the NY Times have a proprietary “Big Book of Dorks” it uses for stories like this?!
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@gregrodwell
@ZackeryDaley
@KyleKashuv
Also, you…are still required to register for the draft when you turn 18 years old even in 2021.
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@RubinReport
1. Go to college;
2. Act like children and learn nothing;
3. Graduate;
4. Complain about how much 4 years of extended childhood cost; and
5. Demand that taxpayers who didn’t have an extended childhood pay for yours.
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@EdB_Ohio
@thehill
@SecretaryPete
Everybody lives in a separate padded pod and goes outside only at scheduled intervals.
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@asymmetricinfo
You’re joking, right? A professional “journalist” who complained about being harassed online intentionally setting up a regular person and another woman for online harassment over a twitter account is reprehensible and should not be minimized.
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@jimbobway63
@ViewsPlusNews
@imillhiser
So are you saying-and let me make sure I have this right- Each state has the same number of Senators while the number of representatives in the House is based on population?! So the senate represents the States while the house represents The People? 🤯
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@townhallcom
I’m so glad she is learning to pronounce new words. Perhaps some day she will learn what they mean.
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@thehill
People: “We have a problem.”
Governor Gavy Boy: “Don’t worry! I can make it worse!”
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@katiadoyl
@dcexaminer
That explains why they sat there looking interested while a woman on mushrooms talked to them like they were newborn kittens.
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@stevestgermain
@atrupar
I assume it’s for spreading misinformation about, well, *everything.*
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@ishapiro
I liked it better when we didn’t know what the average maniac was thinking 24 hours a day.
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@msbagnall811
@nypost
It’s a horrible crime. No doubt. But when I was a 14 year old boy, this was my greatest wish.
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@WajahatAli
@texicalibrit
@austin63867
@SirajAHashmi
You spelled “thank you from the bottom of my heart” wrong, Chief.
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@HillCountree
@rkylesmith
Yes. The solution this whole time was to //checks notes// impose martial law and place the entire country under house arrest.
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@FearTheFloof
The Government is *never* your friend even if it seems to be “on your side” occasionally.
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@SteveRattner
@JoeBiden
@MorningConsult
Is this like Beto leading national polls and then getting crushed in Texas elections where it actually matters?
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@c_sesin
Yes. Social media is the problem, not runaway inflation and economic collapse. Right.
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@nypost
“Possible homicide?” At best it’s felony murder, but it looks like straight up murder and robbery.
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@mjs_DC
Wait, does the ruling prohibit people from wearing masks? Or does it just prohibit people from being forced to wear masks?
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@womensmarch
Summer is the time for fun. Don’t ruin it for yourselves. It will be over before you know it.
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@CorbinMitchner
@redsteeze
Back in the day, when there was journalism, if a fact “wasn’t known at the time,” it wouldn’t be in a blaring headline.
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@latimes
@latimesopinion
Nothing is as meaningless as parenting opinions from a childless person.
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@ZaidJilani
We’ve gone from:
“Sorry, it was an oversight.”
To “He was eating and drinking.”
To “I held my breathe.”
To “You’re a racist.”
In just a couple months.
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@michelleinbklyn
I’m old enough to remember how “Occupy Wall Street” and the “Portland Autonomous Zone” were celebrated protests here.
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@espiers
Yes it was. Maybe you need hypnosis to get through the darkness. They chained off parks, bolted plywood to basketball hoops, etc. wow. The human mind really cleans up bad memories. No wonder 1973 with Nixon and the gas crisis is looked back at fondly.
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@memeorandum
@OrianaBeLike
Doesn’t this type of policy just ensure inflation will continue. No question mark.
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