@SelfInspiredB
@dajahdollin
How to become a comedian in 2019:
1)Find something everyone can relate to.
2) Be the first to say it on any major platform
3) Say it in a dumb voice
4) Throw in some dumb body language for spice.
@Slimmy_Dun
They gat frogs what is kill ya if they touch ya. Spiders what is eat meat. Snakes that is show up on your doorsteep weekly like jehovah witness and alligators what is ask you to mow ya lawn. Its a No for me blood.
Bahamians funny son. I was assisting a senior citizen today and he mentioned that he is a retired police officer with over 50 years of employment. I said to him “We thank you for your service sir”
He responded?
“You think this America aye? I wasn’t in no army? bout service”
This older generation have to accept the fact that this new generation of young professionals aren’t your traditional professionals. Yes we have tattoos, like vybz kartel, and have piercings. Those things don’t take away from our ability to do our jobs.
My entire lending team consist of three females so I decided to treat them to breakfast for International Women’s Day. I gave them $100. This my change 😂😂😂😂…
Wow what a year. Promoted!!! To all my loyal clients unfortunately I will no longer be at the East & Soldier road branch however I will still be easily available and accessible. God is good!! Time to celebrate again!!!🍾🍾💸🤑💰❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🍾🍾
My Godchild is the sweetest. She calls to check in on me. Straight A student and a track star. Her parents are doing an amazing job with her. So proud of her!!!!❤️❤️❤️
Talent does not excuse behaviour. I don't care if Tory mixtape sounds like the angel of Gabriel singing it himself. What he did was inexcusable. That woman could have died bro. Sad world we living in.
Minnis: Yes we did allow 6 U.S citizens entrance into the country, we will discuss that tomorrow. On the other hand bars are now open for curbside pickup.
Bahamian ppl: Did he say bars will be open? Badat.
Greates magic trick ever 😂😂😂
Why Bahamian parents and grandparents use to tell you you look like whatever you use to ask them for rather than just saying “NO” example.
Me: “mummy I could have a juice?”
Her: “you look like juice”
Me:”Grammy I could go out?”
Her: “You look like out”
Me:
Woman would get mad you on Friday and don’t talk to you then post themselves out drinking and party the whole weekend and message you on Monday and say:
“So this what we doing now?” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
The Bee hive is one of the biggest gang on the net. Trust me, my cousin in it . They is buy cake on beyonce birthday and cut it via zoom with other gang members. From I saw that I knew they was differenter.
If you are interested in opening an account with Scotia and don’t want to wait on any long lines please inbox me. I can have your account opened and your debit card with your name printed on it in 40 mins or less. With enough time to get a thigh snack from bamboo
You drive in this rain today for one days pay that will cause ya car a whole month salary to fix. If you was looking for a sign to stay home today this is it.
Tension always high at 98 degrees, I think the temperature may have something to do with it. Also it’s like rolling dice when you go there. You don’t know if you gonna get pull into a fight , shot, or just have time.
The PLP fruit lady by the highway try to sell me one Avocado today for $5 with a straight face. No gun no mask just audacity and that’s when I realize these are some serious times.
I hate this country. Why don’t we educate the people more on why the vaccination is important. Instead you attempt to bribe citizens with being able to socialize?
Sc**iabank has an Amex card that gives you access to over 1000 airport lounges across 120 countries. Priority pass, benefits and upgrades with rental car companies , discount at local restaurants and more. Plus the card is made from pure steel. Hit me up if you are interested!!!
Minnis be like : "We are now going on 24hr lock down.Only persons shopping, washing clothes, getting fast food, or just going for a drive will be permitted out the house. Gas stations , pharmacies, restaurants, clothing stores, hardware stores will remain open. Please be safe"😂
Why when we was growing up and we use to ask our parents for something they use to tell us we look like it and somehow we automatically knew that meant NO.
Me: Mummy we could go to McDonald’s
Mummy: You look like Macdonald’s
Me: ☹️
Bahamian niggas funny son. I at the bar and the gal say she want go watch frozen 2. The nigga say you like them kinda movies aye? She say yea.
Ole boy say well we could watch it but I ga wreck it ralph that pussy tonight 🤣🤣🤣
The reason these small things is blow up is because Twitter full of a bunch of people who don’t like each other. And y’all is use these opportunities to drag ppl ya don’t have the guts to fight or curse out in real life. 🤷🏾♂️
I love my job simply through the connects I make on a daily lol. I got a plug for everything you could think of. Treat people with the energy you would want to be treated.
I don’t particularly like Mother’s Day. Mostly because my mother sacrificed so much for me and my sibling and we didn’t get a chance to spoil her for all her hard work and patience with us. Mother’s day will always be a tough day. It’s bin 10 years and it’s feels like yesterday😞
Found Alpha.. he was in some bushes in coral Harbour being held up by some hungry potcakes. Can someone get me the contact information for the owners please
If you are a genuinely nice person don’t stop being you because someone take advantage of you. Just stop being genuinely nice to the personae who don’t deserve it. All others deserve the real you. Don’t block your future blessings because of your past mistake.
Don't get call a brokie.Hit me up if you are inquiring on purchasing a home, need a credit card, open an account or want a term deposit. We can help you achieve your financial goals. DM me any questions you have💯💯
We have to blame our legal system as well. How come he wasn’t sent to jail for shooting at the young lady sister when they came to get her out the house. Why wasn’t more awareness brought to that when it happen? Attempted murder and you still on the streets?
Asking people their favorite color was only a thing because you wanted to know when you buy that lady something it matches the color she likes. It’s 2021 though give that lady the money instead and ask her what’s her weekly budget.
Hit me up if you are interested in opening an account or if you want to be pre-qualified over the phone. Looking to make your next big purchase? We can discuss detailed saving plans so you can achieve your dreams. I am also available to answer any questions or concerns. 💯💯
Everyday the branch picks a color leading up to christmas so that we can color coordinate as a branch. Today's color is green and two customers already asked me if I dating a AKA for the morning.🤦🏾♂️
I start following more inspirational pages and less gossip and celebrity pages and I honestly have noticed the difference. Just try it, Everytime I scroll It’s just positivity.