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@Danylo1942
@lfcdiarmid
@_Reaganite_
because they didnt get to be in charge in ukraine, not because they disagreed with nazi policy
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@Suomiperkele7
your family quite literally has a 100% loss rate against russia in wars it seems
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🚨🚩NAFO reportedly considering deploying an elite team of lonely divorcees as a sex tourist sturmbrigade
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@EinsTrollinator
@ShoahUkraine
Finland surrendered after only 3 months and handed over the land that was being fought over
Your Hearts of Iron 4 playthrough isn't real life
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@xnfra
@sranysovok
Btw lend lease accounted for less than 6% of the USSR's total production and 90% of it came after victory at Stalingrad
It was also not beyond what has been sent to Ukraine, but much less (11 billion / 180 billion in today's dollars vs 380 billion)
Sorry
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@khersonraccoon
@posting_forever
second most obese man in american getting grifted into buying random tat off alibaba that was totally taken from an elite russian warlord slain in his name
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@Mary10102000
@LucVerbeurgt
@secretsqrl123
So you're saying the people who treated your made-up family badly were Ukrainians? I wish those Ukrainians had finished the job so we wouldn't have to read your divorcee yapping, auntie
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I think this and say this
mf be looking at the biggest country on the planet, and think: ‘hell yeah, most of these are definitely indigenous, ethnic, historical russian lands!’
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They're finally admitting that Finland winning the Winter War is pure alt-history
Imagine how differently things would be today if Finland actually got the Western help it wished & asked for in Winter War against the Soviet Union.
Let's play with this alternative line of history in this short thread 🧵
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@pjasinski
3-6% of total production 90% of which came after victory at Stalingrad
Sorry lil bro maybe Poland should have just defeated the Nazis instead of waiting for the Red Amy to liberate them
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They've lost so many times in a row that their leader now looks identical to Idubbbz
Azov, defending Ukraine for already 10 years❤️🔥
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I actually think this and say this
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We should have stopped at the traffic light, we should not have pushed straight into a fatal car crash
~ George S. Patton
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Unearthed relic from 2022
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Specifically funny to see someone from Finland tweet about anyone looking like a pie-faced mutant
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Pathetic ass grandpa losing two wars in a row and then stealing the most entry level badassquotes. com line and pretending he made it up
Grandfather was on the front lines throughout World War II. He liked animals and didn't like Ruzzi being called an animal because an animal is better than Ruzzi. A communist once asked him how it felt to kill people in war. Grandpa said I've never shot people, only ruzzians.
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I post this and believe this
just infiltrated a pro-russian discord, these people are insane lmao
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3% of Lithuania's yearly GDP is like 0.0004% of the poorest German's daily wage
If all NATO members followed Lithuania and increased defence spending to at least 3% of GDP, there would be an extra $270bn available for supporting Ukraine and defending NATO's borders. I hear this is politically "impossible", but here's how Lithuania did it: 🧵1/12
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The war crime in question: killing an enemy soldier in battle
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me when my bitch ex-wife takes the nafo-mobile i was going to donate to the azov battalion
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Leopard downgraded from invincible wonder weapon that can destroy anything to 'it can defeat a normal car'
Leopard vs "Moskvich"
Video: 33rd Separate Mechanized Brigade of the AFU.
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Swims around in some poo and comes out as a Ukrainian nationalist
Trvth nvke
For those who accidentally started learning
the history of Ukraine and now don't know how to react. 💁♂️
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@tiredshenqinqiu
@MangaMoguraRE
The top female Soviet sniper was Ukrainian, self-hating and insecure moment from you big bro
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Ukraine has started using USA tactics from a war where the USA famously got humiliated and lost
Concerning. Looking into this
Ukraine has started using US tactics from the Vietnam War against the Russian army
The tactic, which has been dubbed "wild weasel", involves jet pilots allowing enemy air defense radars to detect themselves.
The radar waves are then tracked down to their source, and then AGM-88
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Big bro is getting out of breath yapping about pallets. He's like one stressful day away from getting a post on
@fallenfellas
OK, I never thought I'd say this but NAFO's top military expert "david D" has convinced me that Russia will lose, unless ofcourse they get hold of this video and address this major flaw in their system.
But like toilets there is no Twitter in Russia so how can they see this?🧐😬
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Me if I thought drawing a shitty MS paint guy making a silly face granted me total immunity from ever having to be employed
emergency update
in short I no longer have a place to stay. this means my break will be cut short due to a need for funds. I'll strictly be doing commissions for cash to get a place. I'll be getting an ID and opening a PayPal business account soon for payments.
thanks again.
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If losing 20% of your land is a small victory I guess you won a huge victory when your ex-wife took half the house in the divorce
@TrueShoiguist
@CosmosEnjoyer25
@ukraine_map
🥱 I’m from USA 🇺🇸 and Ukraine 🇺🇦 already won since battle of Kyiv. Less then 20% occupied- if losing 2 million men is worth it to you then go ahead 🤣
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So wait, a Russian can lead the entire AFU but a Russian can't say 'hohol' as a NAFO member? What gives
Dear
#NAFO
fellas please check better who you accept in your company.
His reply on my question could be translated as “Yes (I’m proud to be russian) and if you don’t like it - get the fuck out from here, khohol”.
Such a good russian fella, indeed!
Please help me to spread this!
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Every big Ukraine OSINT account is in the process of posting shit like 'Iran Has Awoken the Sleeping Lion of Israel and Must Now Bear The Consequences. You Fools Will Find Out Why the USA Has an 80% Obesity Rate' with the Iraq shock & awe bombing gif attached
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AIIIIIIEEEEEEE heeeeelp its le scary face wojak
🇫🇮 Range of AGM-158B JASSM cruise missile purchased by Finland 😎🫡
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holy fvck.... Russia is ...... LE COLD?
#RussiaIsFreezing
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In the coming days, the air temperature at night may drop to -23°!!! The temperature in Moscow's heating system is already being adjusted. 😉 I think we'll see great stories 😁❄️🥶
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Me after another Patton dying in a car crash quote-tweet
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This tweet with those flags 🤯
@Russia
@state_hermitage
So-called russia is a pseudo state with an artificial or stolen history
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Time flies when you're having fun!
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Thank you USSR for saving Poland despite their alliance with the Nazis in 1938 ❤️🩹
🗓 On September 17, 1939, the Red Army launched a military operation in Poland’s eastern regions, preventing the genocide of the population of Western Belarus and Western Ukraine.
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They quite literally surrendered right after this cute Avengers Assemble line without firing a shot and were later prisoner exchanged for actual soldiers
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Sunny days are ILLEGAL in Russia
@baronitaigas
@GeromanAT
And how does that help Russia? In any way??😂😂😂😂Also, the Russian economy is as shit as it ever was, random town in Russia vs Poland, spot the diffrence😂😂😂
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Feed me Zaporizhzhia's Dnipro Hydroelectric Power Plant
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Becoming instantly depressed when the US proxy you made your whole personality gets pissed on like literally every other US proxy. NAFO moment
Hey fellas. I’m a bit tired. Vatniks, magatards, etc etc etc
And I’m almost emotionally broken. My resources are almost empty. I need some emotional support. In the form of whatever you want. From memes to emojis. Thank you fellas
#NAFO
#NAFOfellas
#NAFOworks
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russia cheated!
@TrueShoiguist
@jackder22271590
@squatsons
Without massive minefields and anti tank defenses it would have been over.
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Hopefully your biological great grandfather is Russian
I'm German and I fucking hated Russians before it was cool
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@golub
im going to have to call your hairline the ukrainian counteroffensive the way its falling back
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I say this and mean that
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Russia is making serious gains on your hairline atm, congress approve minoxidil shipments
Make russia pay! Confiscate ALL russian sovereign assets for Ukrainian victory
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This would be a very short anime, since Finland surrendered after three months
@MangaMoguraRE
Why not showcase Finnish side in 1939 fighting against soviet occupants in the Winter war? Better to show how good side was fighting against the bad side, right?
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The AFU should be on their hands and knees thanking the heroes who are fighting on the only front that matters
@EK10082485
I’m already at the front in the info war. And I can assure you that it’s a tough work.
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@PathToNewEden
@Ibeat1477
@Trollstoy88
so not finland? damn i guess le weird snowman had his face fucked up for nothing
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@TallbarFIN
@KRYTXX1
Forced to fight alongside the Waffen SS and participate in nazi warcrimes 😢
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Necromancy is LEGAL in the Tuvan Republic
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@NAFO_Sloski
the counteroffensive failed so hard that the new counteroffensive is happening in ms paint
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"We have failed in the driving of the car; we have lost my spinal column"
~ G. Patton
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Another marriage about to be
#bonked
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@soapboxheroin
@PunishedMinerva
redditor who thinks all of poland being taken by the nazis would have been better, or otherwise believes le trad poland would simply have defeated the nazis
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Posted it again award
Only one person has ever made these glasses look good.
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Me if I was 45 and divorced
Top quality memes as always. No matter what, NAFO will always have meme superiority.
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@Lomkey_
@pisspigcatowner
@Linku_PL
@AnarchoNDN
the travelling witches will heal them with their hobby-grade iron lungs (crafted just for fun)
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@BretDevereaux
doesnt sound like all those hr people and baristas are able to make that many artillery shells, sadly
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@JackFought_1
@jackder22271590
@squatsons
no way, this single tank is what rolled up the counteroffensive into a blunt?
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Ukraine's new wunderwaffe: the Paul Massaro cloning machine
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When do we get to find out why they don't have healthcare?
BREAKING: Russian troops enter base housing US military in Niger, US official says; US troops told to withdraw - Reuters
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ꖦ✙ in name. Avatar is a white anime girl. Claims to be a member of the Azov Battalion. Yep that's gotta be Place of Origin: Brazil *click*
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As a Finn you can quite literally not say that, given that you have surrendered land to them twice in living history
If the worst possible scenarios become reality, Putin will no doubt continue pursuing his imperialistic ambitions with full steam.
As a Finn I can say that we'll never surrender our land to russians.
We would fight to the last Finn & take whole generation of russians with us.
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@chuckles_candy
@WarMonitors
and then the bear woke up and the sunflowers began begging for more tanks
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It's too late, vatnik, I've depicted my fursona as the torturer and you as the defeated Lavrovjak
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@Perun_bride
@Skarjmam
however you will be doing none of that irl, you will just larp on twitter
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Enlisted Ukrainians across every trench are thanking non-Ukrainian speaking hero-expats like this for doing what truly matters, raising money on Twitter
@ChadimirPoutine
It’s not tho. I’ve raised over 250k to buy drones which demolishes Russia and saves lives of thousands of Ukrainians. If I enlisted I’d probably die in a week. Stop sucking Putin’s cock.
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