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My hands only caress bitches and peel shrimp.| #NeverHemmedUpBoys | #NOMB | #GusWorld | #BLIK | #LONGLIVEKINGCRUDDY Fo' Life

Arkansas, USA
Joined July 2009
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 months
How your girl want to be treated after she just cussed you out & raised hell all day.
@KryssyLaReina
Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁
6 months
How I expect to be treated after he hasn’t seen me in awhile:
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Gordo
6 months
No more cakes for me. This the standard for my birthday now.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
11 months
This a couple bodies. Look how much fun you having omg
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Dolliana🍭
11 months
I had a ball🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigga told me this was basically a body
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Gordo
5 years
This more important than having a big ole ass
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
9 months
Shit nobody. I just be on this bitch talking out loud for real.
@Kursed___
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9 months
Who is your target audience when you tweet?
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
@Mike_Coop20 @gaaraswh0re That shit was nothing but pain. That “huh” was heartbreaking.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 months
Y’all keep saying “I don’t see the problem” when y’all are the problem. Smh
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
1 year
Ya Moms was a real fucker. 5 BD’s is crazy
@Bforbree
🅱️ad2daBone🫦
1 year
How many baby daddies y’all moms got ? Mine got 5 omg LMFAO
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
11 months
@Prettyliaa_ If you had your other arm wrapped around him it’s definitely like two.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 years
YBN Cordae album still album of the year. You can’t change my mind.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
7 months
She cool her tattoo spelled wrong though.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
2 years
Ctfuuuu I remember i was in a dance battle. I took the nigga brain out his head and stepped on it.
@DragonflyJonez
🦫✨America Is Musty✨🦫
2 years
Drake blessed the niggas who be dance battling and breaking out the move when they eat a nigga's heart with a soundtrack for the summer
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
3 years
Niggas thought we was done sliding for Steve
@KingViridios
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3 years
This stingray was minding his own business bruh and got whammed 😭
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
1 year
Being fine don’t make you a quality woman. Y’all be pretty pieces of shit.
@freauxmama
aaliyah.
1 year
Men have a plethora of quality women to choose from .. us women do not
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
9 years
Yeah he need to pick that shit back up too
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Summer Walker do what I need her to do on every song.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 months
@555bri_ That’s not right at all
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
8 years
We getting cooked by sweetness from roll bounce.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
1 year
Somebody auntie out here thick as zoo glass 😭
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
7 months
I’d probably be in the spot popping them bitches like a Perc
@ilovealkira
𝑀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 🤍
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Little tatter tot cheese burgers with pickles. You eating or nah ? 🤔👀
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Twitter is hilarious, yet informative, very ratchet, & a tad bit ghetto. The perfect balance.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 years
Brandon Ingram would never.
@BSO
Robert Littal BSO
6 years
Details on Ben Simmons Begging Kendall Jenner to Take Him Back Even After She Cheated on Him Twice & Called Him Just a Summer Fling; How He Tried to Woo Her When She Came to Philly (Pics-Vids)
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
2 years
You’re not even Jayda. Whoever runs this account is sick in the head.
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5 years
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Can’t wait to steal. See you soon.
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Walmart
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@TrizzyTwoTimes We need you to come to Walmart.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 years
When niggas being thirsty in her mentions but you the one that get to beat
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
10 months
Bitches be happy they mastered the art of being annoying as fuck
@prettiiimya
𝓶𝔂𝓪❤️‍🔥
10 months
dem nonchalant niggas rlly do get crazy asf u just gotta bring it outta em 😂🥴
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Coochie had him saying sorry for a year he wasn’t even in yet. Mans apologized for his mistakes in advance
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 months
LeBron got 40k points & this still the best shot he ever made
@spicebae_
spicebae
6 months
Savannah James just be existing and clears everybody... 😍😍😍
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
1 year
Fuck around and leave skid mark on yo whole paper
@Wheeema
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1 year
These erasers couldn’t even erase
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
10 years
Mercer won but I ain't forget http://t.co/exbENsrB0L
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
1 year
They be shooting at me
@_ImSoCutteeee
Beyoncé
1 year
I’m sorry I hate men who jump in they sleep.
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Gordo
3 years
“A minute” that shit could mean Sixty seconds or 20 years.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Oh this how you feel? Big steppaaaa 🥰😍
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
9 months
Niggas be in jail telling y’all to be home by 1am & y’all be listening to them 😂
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
This how the plant Moms be coming? Sending shordy to Home Depot right now.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
3 years
♾ 4L🤞🏾💕
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
It damn sure don’t look like it.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
7 months
He forever stamped in my hood
@AuxGod_
AuxGod
7 months
William "Bill" Post, the inventor of Pop-Tarts, has passed away at age 96. RIP Legend 🙏
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 years
She pull the white toes out these bitches Ima go crazy
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
All money in 💰
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 years
Thought this was me
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
3 years
Gotta pick your BM wisely so she not on social media telling herself happy Father’s Day just because y’all not together anymore.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
2 years
Y’all boyfriends not gon’ slap anybody but y’all. Please spare us.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 years
“Who is stirring macaroni in here?”
Like whaaa I want a movie date here :(
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Hacked & Happy. 🔐🤞🏾💕💙
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
7 years
Nah we know this you doing that nut shit.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Most improved player next year. Book it.
@DukeNBA
Zion O.
4 years
Cam Reddish’s rookie year 10.5 PPG 3.7 RPG 80% FT All Duke rookies averaged double figures in scoring. Future is bright
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Having a BM seem miserable dawg 😭
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 months
Another year with you & it was the best one yet. I can’t wait to see what’s next for us. I love you. @That_Bomb_Shit
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 years
You can tell when somebody don’t feel like talking to you. Face to face, phone calls, text. All that.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
8 years
I be eating off the floor sometimes 😏
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
2 years
PA flag football scene is hilarious. You can’t tell none of them niggas they not league bound.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
I get wasted and want her to slide coochie across my face like a snail. This nigga wanna shoot at fine women? Ion never want what he had to drink.
@TMZ
TMZ
4 years
Tory Lanez Apology to Megan for Alleged Shooting, 'I Was Too Drunk'
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Gordo
5 months
It’s gon take him some time but once he figures it out good luck
@DukeNBA
Zion O.
5 months
Whew
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
2 years
1 year down with my baby & a forever to go. I love you 4L & after. @That_Bomb_Shit
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
1 year
Toasted bread and all that you hear me
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@TerrillCharming
Terrill ©️
2 years
Tweet a PHOTO of someone you'd make a sandwich for at 3am.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 years
What the fuck I do to Bill?
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Lord forgive me I thought somebody coochie was acting up
@rosses_clouwdy
fairyy☁️
4 years
gatel bngt anying
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Gordo
4 years
Y'all boy is so dramatic 🤣😘
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
She look so good y’all!
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
3 years
Stimmy, tax refund, work check, unemployment. I’m bout to buy back the block.
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Gordo
6 years
My girl need the Gloss fasho
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 years
Forex got my favorite IG boo. She don’t even post pictures no more, just show us her trading $3.48. I’m hurt. Why her Lord? Why her?
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 years
Don’t claim the little booty matter movement when your ass fat. Let my queens have something. Thank you.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 years
& the shoe cleaner niggas
@goatmiad
.
6 years
Them ladies that try to sell you phone cases in the mall be HARASSING harassing
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Gordo
5 years
Drug money outfit, record clean.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
They called Ballies
@callherlisa
AJ
4 years
what are these called? quickly. i grew up calling them ball balls.
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Gordo
5 years
If y’all want to get me anything for Christmas
@KicksDeals
Kicks Deals
5 years
💥 Enjoy 20% OFF the NEW orange/white Nike Shoebox Bag at $28 + FREE domestic US shipping! BUY HERE -> (promotion - use code KICKS20)
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 years
@Bas Last winter, to Too High To Riot, to Milky Way. You gave us 39 tracks, not a skip necessary.
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Gordo
11 months
Calling DDG a bum when y’all baby dads have y’all on here begging for baby sitters is some of the craziest work I’ve seen on this app.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Give her $2500 for no reason
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Gordo
4 years
“Invest your 100$” first of all move your dollar sign before you ask me for some shit
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
5 years
Shordy made Herb drop a thug tear. These bitches don’t make me wanna do nothing but slap the shit out of them. Where I find her at? I’m trynn cry too.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
2 years
Everybody haaaaaateeess Chrisssss
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Gordo
3 years
🥰😘
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Gordo
3 years
An Instagram for your kids is crazy, but acting like they’re the ones who wrote the caption for the pictures posted on there is a mental illness.
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Gordo
11 months
This Bron best Bucket ever
@Bronupdates
Bronupdates
11 months
Savannah James via IG Stories 😍
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Gordo
11 years
These jawns pure beauty http://t.co/LFrGYkIBf3
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Gordo
4 years
Bitches post “single” 3 times a month and don’t be. Spare us please.
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Gordo
2 years
Niggas get booked and bag they BM again & the BM be mad hype like “Yeah them other bitches know wassup with us. Free bae til it’s backwards.”😭
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Gordo
5 years
I ran that shit up in no time
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Gordo
1 year
Shaking that cow tail
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
6 years
You ever love someone and watch that shit fall apart?
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
Risking your health for Fats is absurd. If you wanted to see them folks just log on Facebook.
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Gordo
4 years
You can come on Twitter and really get your shit off. Nobody gonna bother you or nothing. It’s really great over here.
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Gordo
4 years
Only Clippers that matter
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Gordo
1 year
Cuh said I might not have all my chromes in me, but I got one on me.
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
An alleged gang member with Down syndrome has been charged with murdering two men in Chicago.
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Gordo
4 years
If it connect to the chicken, that thang get bitten.
@iHateKris2
John Cutter
4 years
Y’all eat this part of the chicken?
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Gordo
1 year
This app so trash. All the discourse on here is about niggas/bitches. Nothing else. Shit be exhausting reading the same thing every single day.
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Gordo
6 months
Nothing about York Facebook is funny to me. Just a bunch of cornballs getting hyped up by other cornballs.
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Gordo
1 year
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@GAFollowers
Everything Georgia
1 year
This mural of Nipsey Hussle in Atlanta needs to come down. 😂 @Neighborhoodkyz
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
I don’t even care what this about we breaking up.
@_NoorxA
🇵🇸 نُور
4 years
Kind of morning text I want:
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Gordo
4 years
I don’t like designer enough to be wearing the fake version of it. Y’all different 🥴.
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
4 years
It’s the Lira for me
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@TrizzyTwoTimes
Gordo
11 months
The fun police are back. You don’t even have enough hair in your bangs to be mentioning me. Suck my dick with ya moms mouth hoe.
@hotgrlbrutality
𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘋𝘦𝘫//B.A.S
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must be insecure af to have this mindset. i get it tho
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