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The assassination of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe (2022)
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Uber drivers are crazy fucked up like imagine any other industry just cancelled your order because they knew the prices were gonna surge lol
Two in a row lol
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BREAKING: RFK Jr. Campaign Discloses Two Smaller Brainworms With Lifelink And Deathtouch
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Was doing things on Moxfield and stumbled upon a masterpiece of a deck (link in next tweet) simply titled “DIVORCE TRIBAL”
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Holding my phone to my heart and kicking my feet in the air
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Conditioner? I hardly even KN— Wait, hang on. Yeah, she exhibited the desired behavior. Yeah, it’ll be just a sec. *click* *click* *click*
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When discussing game design choices, never underestimate the power of saying “but it’s really funny though”
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BREAKING NEWS: Dianne Feinstein Returned To Battlefield Tapped With +1/+1 Counter
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Today is a beautiful day to try an artist in the Hague
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oh yeah magic players are going to be normal about this
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Enormous Commander meta issue: the best value engine is now also the sluttiest value engine
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fuck powered soup powered
soup machine fuck machine
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“What about kids?” Jace asked, rolling over to wrap Vraska in a loose embrace. “Do you see us adopting someday?”
“But we already have a child,” Vraska purred, still half-dreaming.
Chandra rammed the bedroom door open. “JACE HELP QUICK I WINGED AN ANGEL WITH A BOOTLEG FIREWORK.”
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Jin-Gitaxias: The Phyrexian language is a masterpiece of evolution. It takes years to mold a mind that can distinguish the letters, let alone—
Jin-Gitaxias:
Jin-Gitaxias: Are you marking your ⎇s with… little hearts?
Tamiyo: ^-^
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Anyway I’m not a languagist but this probably how you write “Yippee!” in Phyrexian
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Hello yes I am interested in subscribing to notifications when we receive updates on the ongoing journey of the all killer no filler knight gorilla
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Heartbreaking; EDH YouTuber Unwilling To Have Rule Zero Conversation About Production Assistant Salary
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Would like to know the lore implications of Ajani being the only trademarkable planeswalker
@iwriterobots
that would be wild. maybe she ate another planeswalker closer to her size? Like someone from Bloomburrow?
also I’m linking the whole image for the silly.
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They dodged a bullet with Bloomburrow but there’s only so long Wizards can go without using the set code BBW
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Hey Siri, how do I rollover my 401k into getting ten dollars whenever someone misreads this card
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Jace: And his bedtime is six-thirty. Okay?
Liliana: Well, I’m not leaping to take care of the punk, but I’m charmed to see you still run to me first for important matters.
Jace: I didn’t.
[CUT TO:]
Chandra: And that’s how you do whippets! Can you say ‘whippet’?
Loot: WIPPIH.
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let the social media manager say cunt
She killed SLAYsa in the conSERVEatory in Karlov MOTHER!
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he did not fucking do that
Don't let this card distract you from the fact that in the year 2019 Gideon Jura jumped from the top of Rakdos and plummeted 16 feet through Nicol Bolas with a sword.
#MTGRavnica
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BREAKING NEWS: cEDH Committee Immediately Mutually Concedes Rather Than Play It Out After One Player Becomes Threat
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The existence of a Ferris wheel in Magic: the Gathering means the Multiverse has a Chicago.
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Everyone’s first experience with Magic is “wow, this game has countless cards and infinite nuanced synergies to explore. i’m going to make the tribal deck so shitty that it loses to Wall of Mulch”
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> Wizards announces multiple Marvel sets
> ask MaRo if the cards are transformers or doctor who
> he doesnt understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is tf and what is who
> he laughs and says “it's a big opportunity for magic”
> spoiler season
> its transformers
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I would simply not print a card that will be posted derisively in the comments sections of future product announcements. (but yay delirium)
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Thinking about what we lost when Wizards stopped commissioning articles for its own website
Like the combo deck where you remove all non-Forests from your deck, keep revealing Forests from the top, then look your opp in the eyes each upkeep and tell them your deck has no Forests
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ability that only triggers twice each turn
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There is no legal way to stream the Magic: The Gathering series produced by Netflix
Piracy isn't okay. It's good see illegal sites like KimCartoons shut down. If you actually want to support these shows legally, go watch them on their official streaming service or live TV.
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Maps. I love them. Love reading them , love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically.
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Mark Rosewater describing OG Ravnica: We made mill a part of Dimir because we wanted to evince infiltration, to have a wincon that snuck up on you but had been there all along.
Dimir since then: mill mill mill I AM MILLING YOOOOOOOOOOOU
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2010s kids don’t remember the three weeks in 2011 when Vintage players put their eight brain cells together to find an answer for Jace the Mind Sculptor and landed on “hit him with a gougar”
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Secret Lair: Magali Villenueve’s Lady Planeswalkers About To Step On You
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The next famous pieces of art Magic should "borrow" from: A thread
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2023 April 20th Arena sale vs. 2024 April 20th Arena sale
Let the intern say marriagewana
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Can anyone recommend games that feel like this instead of just looking like it
Here's your first look at the revised Wizard art from the 2024 Player's Handbook. (Art is not final)
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Before we kick off Bloomburrow spoilers, a heads-up for the Euros based on incidents with a few separate moots during New Capenna:
If you, in an attempt to be cutesy, shorten “raccoon” or “raccoonfolk”, someone will take your front teeth and put them on their mantlepiece.
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My favorite part of new releases is thumbing through last six months of sets and going “ohhh, *that’s* what that’s for”.
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What the fuck, we haven’t even done pre-release for Murders at Markov Manor and we’re already getting Bloomburrow spoilers
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Magic shitposting is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.
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I feel like there's an untapped Genre of horror game: Quiz/Game show Horror games.
Imagine if you were playing Wheel of fortune then all of a sudden it turned into a survival horror game with word-based puzzles, and a Giant wheel following you.
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Outlaws of Thunder Junction is a “villains” set, which means the shadowed figures are likely (from left to right) Nahiri, Mark Rosewater, Nahiri, Oko, Nahiri, and the Arena shuffler
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It’s always three dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
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War of the Spark was — and I say this as the highest praise I can give to a fantasy setting — “hey what if we let an eight-year-old lead this concept push”
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*If* the timeline matches up and *if* this was inspired by You Make The Card Chicago (a big if, given how obvious “mash up the big bads” is), then I have a legitimate claim to say I played a hand in designing an actual real printed magical goat herding card. neat :)
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Wizards: "Aftermath with tie up loose ends and set up future plot points"
The loose ends and future plot points: An mf is eepy
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Good flavor text is the biggest casualty in Wizards’ War Against Not Putting Words On Cards
Random tweet to show appreciation for my favorite flavor texts for each permanent type (of those that typically have space for flavor text)
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I would like each and every mutual who does not play Mickey: The Mousing to guess what Disney character is the first paper card in the game to receive power-level errata post-printing before clicking this link
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@Rhythmik
Magic the Gathering is derived from the English case-law justice system and Yu-Gi-Oh is based on the Hammurabi code
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Bad Idea for an EDH Deck:
Sacrifice Equipment, or, to be poetic, “Sharting My Pants”
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“The Calamity Beasts of Bloomburrow each carry within them one of nature’s great cataclysms. The Galewind Moose, for example, embodies the danger of a fast-approaching moose.”
— Journal of Vivibun Reid
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y'all are not ready
I am bringing weed chef for doctor who energy to this function
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Stupid Moments In Magic: The Gathering History — 2013
Mark Rosewater stops doing “Duelist-style” set teasers for nearly seven years after receiving tremendous nerd flack for teasing “a card from Future Sight” in Theros. The card:
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She activated Senslay’s Divining Top and revealed Mothering of Runes to the Cunterbalance trigger for her opponent’s Servegical Extraction
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Foundational text for understanding the game, alongside Who’s The Beatdown, Drafting The Hard Way, and whatever Patrick Sullivan says during his smoke break today.
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"Hello, Vincent Proce speaking!"
"Vincent, it's Wizards. We need a..."
"Corpse made of tinier corpses?"
"By Friday."
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after many centuries we are finally working on making "the hero's journey" more inclusive. from now on, when the hero says "I can't go on this journey," a gay person must appear and say "not dressed like that you can't"
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This is Jigsaw.
Before each game, Jigsaw tells everyone kind of game he wants to play, what tools are at the other players’ disposal, and how he expects the game to end.
Jigsaw understands Rule Zero.
Be like Jigsaw.
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Liliana tilted her head. “You see the future?”
Aminatou nodded. “Chains of events. Causation. Reckonings.”
“So no lottery numbers.”
“Sometimes lottery numbers. But you need therapy, not an eight-thousand dollar dress.”
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New hobby-specific reaction image just dropped
Alright since some of you were asking:
- D&D is the 100s, Monopoly 500s.
- Here is the D&D and Magic Community Chest Cards.
- The Magic piece is not good, and it tips over easily. Everything else is very nicely sculpted (except play doh, I guess), making it doubly disappointing.
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god I hate when I look back at older sets in standard and realize magic designers are Smart
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“Sorin Markov,” Thalia gritted, her hand already at her saber’s hilt. “You are not welcome on hallowed ground.”
He didn’t even turn to face her. “The Phyrexians destroyed so much. This is the only remaining balcony this side of Stensia suitable for brooding.”
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Hidalgo my love we have GOT to teach you what a cauldron is
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Fun fact almost certainly lost to the annals of the Wizards website: This almost didn’t have vigilance because Wizards wanted us to savor the thrill of Big Cardboard Go Ninety Degrees
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The only way to resolve is by casting, and the only way to cast is by suspending, so without further adieu, players! Today's proxy is Inspiring Refrain, featuring the lovely likeness of
@GameChangerSam
. Enjoy :)
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I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURN THIS CARD GAME AROUND
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I’ve seen several “what is the worst card with the best art” threads in my years.
I think there is no longer any contest for the best that the best card has looked.
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Found the source! Perpetrator is
@sumomocards
. Took a hot second because reverse image search was dead certain this was an actual still from the anime. That's talent, baybee.
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They got the wrong Potence lmaooooo
Yooooo I’m buying this jacket and sweater for sure! Chandra is my favorite planeswalker!
@teddyfresh
never misses i swear.
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Wizards: ¡Primer hombre trans en MTG! 🎉
Also Wizards: Nuestro plano de la colonización del oeste no estará poblado antes de Thunder Junction. ¿Paralelismo con los nativos americanos? No sé de qué me hablas. Destino manifiesto el que tengo aquí colgado.
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A Vantress (blue) town
Flooded by sea (water [blue])
Where does the whiteness come in
Was there a pickleball court
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"Ooh, what are their names?" Chandra asked, bending down to ruffle one of the wolves' fur.
"Wolves aren't big on names," Arlinn said. "They talk in terms of 'we' and 'us'."
"Ow!"
"Though they refer to the one you're petting with a snarl that roughly means 'That One Fucker'."
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Gosh, I wonder which gods got a little taste of compleation 🤔
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Did not expect this callout in the year of someone else’s lord two thousand and twenty three
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Nahiri looked up, instantly locking eyes with her sworn nemesis.
“Sorin! How did you escape from my wall?”
Sorin smiled acutely, as the shadow he cast over his opponent became larger and rectangularer.
“I didn’t.”
THWAMP.
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MY BIRTHDAY IS ON JORKING MY PEANITS DAY????????????????
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THEN WHY DID YOU SHOW US THREE FUCKING KEY ARTS OF IT HAPPENING
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Deck that hasn’t had a positive win rate in who knows how many events is still the most played. Unreal levels of copium.
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Jin-Gitaxias: What’s wrong?
Tamiyo:
Tamiyo: The T-shirt said there would be cookies
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Vraska hummed as she filled the kettle with water. "Coffee?"
Jace nodded groggily. "As dark as my soul, please."
Vraska smiled. "Two sugars and four creams, got it."
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The existence of denimwalk implies the existence of ninjortsu
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