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Trying hard and having fun. You’re not mad at me, you’re mad at the Mariners. Just let me get these posts off. #ForksDown

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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
Y’all wanna see my Big Dumper walk-off and ensuing pandemonium video 🥹
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@TridentDeck
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1 year
Cal Raleigh has committed the mortal sin of implying that the people in charge of the team could have done more. For that, we will love him forever. Ride or die with Big Dumper.
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@TridentDeck
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2 months
I’m hearing from sources that the Mariners may withdraw from the AL West race, possibly as early as this weekend.
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2 years
Mariners trying hard to test what “99% playoff odds” REALLY means
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
3 straight wins isn’t even that hard to do. The Mariners did 14 straight wins one time. People forget that
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2 years
MLB’s worst nightmare is a Mariners/Guardians ALCS lol
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
1 like = 1 thank u 🙏🏻
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Mariners averaging 7 runs per game since the offensive coordinator got fired
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2 years
I think my favorite part of the game last night was the part where Big Dumper came off the bench to hit a pinch-hit walk off home run with 2 outs on a 3-2 count to send the Mariners to the playoffs and end a 21 year postseason drought. That part was cool
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2 months
Robbie Ray was traded because he has a large contract and theoretically wouldn’t be able to help the team much in 2024. In return, they got Mitch Haniger who…has a large contract and isn’t helping the team in 2024
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MLB
2 months
Five no-hit innings for Robbie Ray in his @SFGiants debut!
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
Trammell put an Angels coach in a headlock lollllll
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
Welcome officially to CANADA HATE WEEK
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
Finally sinking in for me that these are the guys we’re always gonna remember for doing this. Pretty cool, man
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1 year
It’s 2023 and the Astros are having team meetings because of…the Seattle Mariners
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1 year
Um
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
Sailors. My friends. My beautiful people. YOUR Seattle Mariners are going to the PLAYOFFS. And I need every single one of you to drop a #FORKSDOWN IN THIS CHAT RIGHT NOW
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
1 year
When my wife texts “Taco Bell?” and I never respond but then walk in the front door with Bajas Blast, two chicken chalupas and a Crunchwrap supreme meal
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
Missed Julio’s first career homer, due to “spending quality time with my children.” I regret the error and it won’t happen again.
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1 month
Reminiscing about the Mariners’ 2024 division title race
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2 years
WHY AM I CRYING IN AN LA FITNESS RIGHT NOW
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
One of the best things that could happen to the Seattle Mariners is being freed from the shackles of 1995 nostalgia
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
The Yankees lost four playoff games to the Astros. The Mariners only lost three. Makes u think
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@TridentDeck
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1 year
Checking in
@baseballbirdie
birdie🐥
1 year
ANGELS TAKE THE SERIES AGAIN AGAINST THE MARINERS LFG #GOHALOS
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
Imagine losing 3 series to the Seattle Mariners in the year of our Lord 2022. The Houston Astros lol. I just laugh.
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
It’s safe for you to buy a Julio jersey now
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@OptaSTATS
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5 months
The @Mariners have now had their starter notch 4+ strikeouts while allowing 2 or fewer ER in each of the last 15 games. That's the longest streak by any MLB team's starters since ER became an official stat in both leagues in 1913 (no other team has had a streak longer than 12).
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4 months
Wow that’s crazy! Anyway I saw a Bet MGM ad on the pitcher’s mound this weekend
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
4 months
San Diego Padres infielder Tucupita Marcano is facing a potential lifetime ban for betting on baseball, sources tell ESPN. While Major League Baseball's investigation into Marcano is not complete, a penalty, as @lindseyadler and @jareddiamond reported, could be imminent.
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
BIG DUMPER FOREVER
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
FOLKS that is the first Seattle Mariners playoff win in 21 years and frankly I need you to send a #ForksDown in the chat ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
Robinson Canó was a very good Seattle Mariner. ppl forget that
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
My favorite thing about watching the Mariners is that every series the broadcast crew will have to say “and now coming up to the plate is Weak Contacterson. He’s hitting .208/.250/.217 this year. Against the Mariners, he’s batting .350/.425/.700…and there’s a home run”
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2 years
That was the *most* Mariners way to welcome postseason baseball back to Seattle
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@TridentDeck
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6 months
Don’t look now, but the Seattle Mariners are only 2 games back of the division lead with 149 games left to go
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2 years
Absolutely incredible. Sofie is the AL Player of the Week
@sofieballgame
Sofie 🏳️‍🌈
2 years
HE GOT THE PIZZA MY FRIENDS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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2 years
The NFL has a 4K camera in every pylon and you can see if a football touches a single blade of grass. MLB is like “is it a home run? Who’s to say? Is eye witness testimony even reliable in a court of law?”
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
Me, an idiot, a month ago: I am begging the mariners to find a catcher who can hit Big Dumper:
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
Today is a good day to remember that the last perfect game in MLB history was thrown by Félix Hernández 😊
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
Don’t look now but the Mariners are just 10 games back of the Houston Astros for the division lead with 2.5 months to go. Knock knock, you big babies
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
The Mariners figured out how run differential works and now they are invincible
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
That’s a baker’s dozen for me, Bob. #ForksDown
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
When Astros Twitter enters my mentions to try to tell me about how bad the Mariners are
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Trident Deck
2 years
Lineup
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@fuzzyfromyt
Fuzzy
4 years
So the Mariners could have an OF of Kyle Lewis, Jared Kelenic and Taylor Trammel?? If I’m Seattle fan I’m hyped today 😂
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
SOME GUY HIGH FIVED MY FACE AND BROKE MY GLASSES I DONT CAREEEEEEE
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4 months
😏 🤷‍♂️
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4 months
The Mariners entire offensive strategy is “what that bullpen do” and it’s very funny when it works
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@TridentDeck
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2 years
Today is a good day to remember that the last perfect game in MLB history was thrown by Félix Hernández 😊
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1 year
I’m sorry.
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2 years
C - Raleigh 1B - Josh Bell 2B - Trea Turner SS - Correa 3B - Suarez LF - Winker (bounceback szn) CF - Julio RF - Judge Castillo Kirby Gilbert Ray Rodón chills
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Trident Deck
2 years
The Astros are scoreless because the Mariners pitching staff is giving an all-time performance. The Mariners are scoreless because, well,,
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
1 year
The thing about the Astros is that from the fans, to the players, to the front office, to the social media admin, they’re a cohesive unit. It’s a completely braindead unit, but it is a unit.
@astros
Houston Astros
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FIRED UP.
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Trident Deck
2 years
Tiffany Smiley has extreme playoff drought energy, get her off my television
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2 years
Castillo Gilbert Ray Kirby Flexen Gonzales Yeah you can cook with that
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@TridentDeck
Trident Deck
2 years
Folks that is a walk-off win to finish a series sweep and complete a 7-2 home stand for YOUR first place Seattle Mariners. May I please, respectfully, get a big ol’ #ForksDown in the chat!
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Trident Deck
3 years
Kyle Seager, team hall-of-famer, will finish his Mariners career with zero playoff appearances because his bosses could not be bothered to try at all in what they decided would be the final offseason of his time here. Embarrassing, and shameful.
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2 years
Magic number #LetsRide
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2 years
Here’s the thing, and I know most of you know this: If the Mariners lose this series, it’ll be expected. If they win this series? Well…it’ll be one of the funniest things that’s ever happened
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Trident Deck
2 years
Me, a fan of the Houston Astros, who have a World Series title and 3 appearances in the last 6 seasons: I want to always remember Game 1 of the 2022 ALDS. I will wear the graph shirt
@astros
Houston Astros
2 years
New merch just dropped. 🚨 Available NOW in the Union Station Team Store! 🤩
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One of my favorite things about sports is that every fanbase believes that they are the most tortured fanbase in existence.
@AhmarSKhan
Ahmar Khan
2 years
We spoke to Blue Jays fans immediately after the collapse and here's what they had to say. Soul crushing defeat in Toronto.
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ROY isn’t good enough, we’re campaigning Julio for MVP
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RT to spread good vibes for tomorrow’s game ✨
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Honestly it’s offensive that the league scheduling department placed a week-long break right in the middle of the Mariners’ hot streak
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So help me get this through my dumb little lizard brain. The team cleared like $40-$50M, in order to have $20M to spend? Is that what I’m hearing?
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2 years
Yordan Alvarez belongs in a federal supermax prison
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2 years
You tellin me this guy wasn’t working on defense
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3 years
My favorite Oriole ❤️
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Love to Sea it.
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Just like his career, Kyle Seager’s retirement announcement is simple, direct, and effective. No need for flourishes, not verbose or emotional. He just gets the job done. We love you, Kyle. So thankful to have watched you play over the last decade.
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Trident Deck
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17 bucks for parking at a Mariners game? Where, in Renton?
@markjburns88
Mark J. Burns
2 years
$204.76: average cost for a family of 4 to attend a MLB game, via @TheHustle :
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3 years
Extend Mitch Haniger for 10 more years
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Matt Brash growing up before our vey eyes
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2 years
The Mariners have a multi-run lead in a playoff game and the ace starter they acquired at the trade deadline just absolutely shoved for 7 shutout innings. What world is this. I’m levitating
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Trident Deck
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Hey. It’s supposed to be fun. When they stink, and when they’re good. Thank you to all of you who took part in making this season an absolute blast. I love ya, kids. Lemme get one last #ForksDown in the chat.
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Mike Ford has brought more value to the DH position in 24 plate appearances than all the other Mariner DH’s combined over the season
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I’ve gotta tell ya, as bummer as the end to this season was, listening to the best players on the team publicly educate their own front office on how to get to the next level is extremely cathartic lol
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2 years
Since July 2nd, the Houston Astros have lost 5 times lol. Can you imagine? FIVE TIMES
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It’s great to see the Mariners beating up on garbage teams like the Houston Astros. That’s just what good teams do.
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Trident Deck
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Joe Maddon gone? Astros fans absolutely ugly crying all over in my mentions? It is a GREAT day to be a Seattle Mariners fan
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Trident Deck
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One run? You’re done. 2-0 with a +2 run differential. This is Mariners baseball and if you want something different you’re a coward. #ForksDown , baby
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Trident Deck
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Just hit me that I’m not gonna see this guy awkwardly jogging down the red carpet tomorrow evening 🥺
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Trident Deck
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Ok so now instead of thinking about how funny it would’ve been for the Mariners to win that game, think about how funny it would be to lose that game like they did and STILL win this series
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Win of the year. What a dumb team that should not be allowed to exist. I love them
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Trident Deck
2 years
Folks that’s a series win in New York over the best team in the league, with no France or Julio and your new #1 starter on the mound. Let me get a #ForksDown in the chat, baby.
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2 months
vlad Vlad VlaD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD
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Trident Deck
3 years
Your Seattle Mariners are a not-losing baseball team in 2021
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Trident Deck
2 years
MARCO GONZALES DOG-O-METER AFTER 6 IP September 11, 2022 WE’VE GONE FULL DOG
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1 year
Thanks, Jerry
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2 years
Please take a break from the trade value website I’m begging you
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Choosing to interpret this as a threat to umpires everywhere
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Don’t look now but the Mariners are only 13.5 games back of the Astros with 3 months to go
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4 months
Julio made a grown man get down and tie his shoes 😭 Annihilation
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Trident Deck
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FOLKS that is a series win against the reigning World Series champion Atlanta Braves, brought to you courtesy of unstoppable dinger machines Julio Rodriguez and Eugenio Suarez. May. I. please. get. a. #FORKSDOWN in this chat!!!!1!!!!!
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Trident Deck
10 months
I’m so proud of him
@GersLevy
Gersh
10 months
Bruh… He thanked everyone INCLUDING The Braves and didn’t say shit about the Mariners Lolol
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It’s been WAY too long since we’ve done this. Folks, that’s a series win in Houston, four consecutive series wins, and Astros Twitter is shrinking into a corncob at an unprecedented rate. May I PLEASE. Get a very hearty #ForksDown going in the chat?
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Trident Deck
3 years
When Ichiro said “I guess I’ll just die” in response to what he’ll do when he stops playing baseball, he wasn’t lying. Man is out here dusting high schoolers just to keep his lifeforce going. I love him
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Trident Deck
2 years
I need the Mariners to go deep in the postseason for a lot of reasons, and one of the main ones is so I can continue watching Andres Muñoz send hitters into an existential crisis
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Trident Deck
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A good day to remember that Félix Hernández still has the last perfect game in MLB history 😊
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2 years
The Seattle Mariners
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@MLBNetwork
MLB Network
2 years
A full look at @MLBNow ’s #Top10RightNow behind the plate 🍽️ What would you change?
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Way too much #discourse happening on here right now, but a doordash guy got way more money than he ever imagined he would today and I think that’s pretty cool
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