New tutorial video! Agents still should be coming back online tonight, with a few other new features sprinkled here and there as a "sorry" for the earlier outage. I now know TrenchBuddy's greatness, and I will respect it.

Preparing gameday salsa + queso while devving on market nuke: cooking the dip while cooking the dip. Happy Superbowl Sunday everyone! Fine-tuning the meta classification algos so you can be sure to spot the latest Superbowl tokens as they come.

*my childhood self to me*: Big TRENCH, what do you do as a grownup? Is there hope? My life stinks. *me to my childhood self*: Well, I've studied Machine Learning for over a decade so I can (correctly) classify 16 SOL memecoins on February 8, 2025 as "Jail and Balls Culture"

RT @Ernest1514605: @TrenchBuddy Maybe trench dev should stick to deving instead of singing.. haha

@Ernest1514605 KITB (karaoke in trenchbuddy) has been scrapped

I had a tweet planned that said “doing daily morale boost spaces until SOL back over 200”. Looks like that wasn't needed, but let's do one anyways.

Fuck I forgot to use an oxford comma

@dom_peri0n No way around that initially, you'd use stock phantom/whatever wallet extension tho. In the future I could do some sort of delegated wallet auth

@SCOTTREED7910 Yeah! Lower left corner

@LexaproTrader Trying as hard as I can!

If you or anyone you know is launching a project or has recently launched, please contact our mods in the TG (my DMs are flooded). I wanna do something to help promote the hard-working devd who have been planning for a launch only to be cucked by this market. it’s harder than ever to have your non-scam launch stand out, and since Purple Heart Promos are ready, I want to give back. Your coin would appear on the top banner along with “reasons to buy”.

@EmojiFinderNFT I put up the playlist, I like a lot of random shit lol

@madvillainy2004 Living off borrowed $trench the clock tick faster

RT @PgorenP: @TrenchBuddy Positive mindset, and an ever-improving product that is linked to your coin = oasis of solace among the crap that…

@PgorenP I like the way you talk friend

RT @TrenchBuddy: TRENCH TUNES (what I listen to while cooking up new features)