Le Trav
@TravLeBlanc
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Just a Trav trying to make his way in a Not Trav's world.
The New World
Joined May 2009
If I am off Twitter for longer than 48 hours, assume the worst and do not believe anything I say when I return.
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I would like anti-racists to explain to me what I'm SUPPOSED to think when I look at something like this.
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Twitter is where the brilliant but socially inept reign. Your looks and fancy car won't help you here. This is clever people's territory.
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Twitter is great for when you feel like drunk texting the entire universe.
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I wanna girl who's a freak in the bedroom, a lady in the streets, a professional masseuse in the living room & a dude the rest of the time.
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Twitter: where 20-year standup comedy vets get out-funnyed by accountants, college kids, junkies, & unemployed single moms on a daily basis.
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@Nero Because you are making a pretty goddamn bold claim. You claim that someone “turned you gay” and yet you say you have no memory of ever being straight. So how do you know he turned you gay. Maybe he just figured out you were gay before you did.
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Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.
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@Nero That’s not the question. The question is “Do you remember being attracted to women before your rapist turned you gay?”.
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Don't judge me for being arrogant until you've walked a mile in my brilliant-as-fuck shoes.
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I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have.
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Do what makes you happy and if other people don't like it, that's just a bonus.
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Hipsters are what happens when you indoctrinate an entire generation of children into believing that each and every one of them is special.
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@Nero It’s my immortal soul and I will condemn it to eternal damnation if I jolly well please.
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I'm not emotionally unavailable. I'm emotionally out of your league.
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Alcoholism is a disease. That's why I feel entitled to use the handicap parking spaces when I'm drunk.
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The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times.
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Women say they have to work twice as hard for half the pay as men. Well, men have to tweet twice as clever for half the followers as women.
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It's not about "choosing to be happy". It's more "stop caring about stupid shit".
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@GazeNational Do you think that they would acknowledge that there was something wrong with this behavior?.
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The N.W.A. song "Fuck the Police" would have taken on a completely different meaning if it had been performed by The Village People.
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@Nero So do you remember being attracted to women before then? I remember having a crush on Olivia Newton-John when I was 6.
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I'd actually be more offended if I got to hell and there WEREN'T a special place for me there.
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Men complain that girlfriends are crazy and irrational but if they were sane & logical, they probably would never have slept with any of us.
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I try to live each day as if it were my last. And that's how I became addicted to heroin.
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So far today, Twitter has purged the following:. -Jared Taylor.-American Renaissance .-Michael Hill.-League of The South.-Hunter Wallace.-Based Atlanta.-Generation Identity.-Trad Worker Party.-Matt Parrott.-Britain First.-Jayda Fransen.-Paul Golding.-Vanguard America.-Jeff Schoep.
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This entire country has gone to shit ever since they stopped putting prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes.
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I wanna write a tweet that is so good that I can retire and just live off the retweets for the rest of my life.
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@Mike_Burke_UK @MillennialWoes OK so according to you, Englishness is a state of mind. So then why is it necessary to have been born in England to be English. What if over here in America, I started following English social norms. Would I become English?.
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I paid a prostitute for $2,000 for the "girlfriend experience" and she immediately slept with my best friend.
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Some girls HATE being called "cute". They prefer "hot", "sexy", or "gorgeous". Well how about "ungrateful cunt"?.
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People turn to Twitter as an escape from life. Once you get close to people here, it's no longer an escape from life. It's part of life.
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"Retweet!!! Retweet!!!" -French soldier with a speech impediment.
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@Mike_Burke_UK @MillennialWoes So would a white Englishman who did not follow English social norms cease to be English?.
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Give a woman a compliment and she'll be happy for a day. Teach a woman to fish for compliments and you'll be miserable for a lifetime.
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I feel sorry for people who can't even be themselves on the internet.
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My darling, you are lovely. And I'm not just saying that because I'm high. I would tell you the exact same thing even if I were drunk.
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@jodyjodie I have done just about every drug under the sun. You name it, I've done it. Yes, even that. But I have never taken anything that got me so high that I started doing shit like in the video above.
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@young_yorick @schafsdieb The difference is that white people have no problem acknowledging that there is something wrong with shooting up schools. I'm curious to know if antiracists find anything objectionable about this.
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I don't make any money off Twitter but I do save a ton by not having a social life.
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The cocaine residue on my ATM card is worth more than my bank account.
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I jog to the liquor store because I believe in having a healthy lifestyle.
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@RichardHanania I agree. We should call them "criminal immigrants" because a human can be a criminal.
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I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath.
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Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face.
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When I'm a billionaire, I will use cats instead of toilet paper.
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"I believe in free speech but. ".-People who do not believe in free speech.
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How to make enemies on Twitter. Step 1: Make friends on Twitter.
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My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights.
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@TeamBear_4b Most men are not gay. They just tell you that they are gay to avoid hurting your feelings.
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@Mike_Burke_UK The difference is that your grandchildren will feel little attachment or kinship to Ireland or the Irish people whereas a black person's grandchildren will still hold their blackness as a central component of their identity.
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@Mike_Burke_UK In America, whites and blacks have lived together for half a millennia and still do not fully consider themselves to be one people. In fact, they are so culturally distant from each other that they speak in different accents even when they live in the same city.
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Give a woman a compliment and she'll be happy for a day. Teach a woman to fish for compliments and you'll be miserable for a lifetime.
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If I had a nickle for every person who favorited me instead of retweeted me, I would pay one of those people to retweet me instead.
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@leonardaisfunE The anti-bullying movement left us defenseless against the hordes of feral nerds at our gates.
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Rihanna is an idiot for putting up with Chris Brown's abuse. Someone should slap her.
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I'm surprised that Michael Jackson's yard wasn't covered in milkshakes.
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I'm sorry that I'm filled with the spirit of Riverdance and you're not.
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My favorite kind of porn is my imagination. The director is a genius.
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No more subtweets for you. I'm giving you the silent tweetment.
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I'm sorry if I was rude to you earlier. I thought you were the ugly one in that picture.
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If Twitter has taught me anything, it's that people will put up with a lot of self-indulgent narcissism as long as it's well-written.
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