Christian D'Andrea
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@ForTheWin NFL writer. PFWA. formers @draftkings @SBNation @uproxx @rushthecourt. Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vandy
Madison, WI
Joined March 2010
Eddie Money passed away today, but not after providing the soundtrack that made an awful college experience seem special. Here's why "Take Me Home Tonight" is so damn great.
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Za'Darius Smith just gathered up his teammates to put on a post-sack Kobe tribute
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Marvin Harrison Jr. was so wide open for a game-winning touchdown CBS couldn't even fit a Bills defender in the frame. (Kyler Murray did not throw to him)
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Kyler Murray danced in the pocket for 6 seconds and somehow NEVER SAW A WIDE OPEN MARVIN HARRISON JR FOR A GAME-CHANGING TOUCHDOWN
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this kid really got tossed in the 9th inning for . uh, swiping the dirt with his bat after a called strike?
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think of how low the bar is for Jordan Love right now. all he has to do is not defraud taxpayers or espouse conspiracy theories and he's gonna be a legend.
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the sheer amount of bachelorette parties being inconvenienced by Vandy students marching the goalposts down Broadway. AMERICA'S TEAM.
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Nick Sirianni, absolutely losing his mind after, uh, beating the 4-5-1 Colts by a point
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lol Hunter Luepke had a wide open path to the end zone and decided "nah, i wanna hit this guy instead"
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Stefon Diggs lined up at CB against Trevon Diggs at WR and Kirk Cousins didn't throw the ball their way because he is a thief of joy
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Tony Romo went from "insightful, predictive announcer" to "Bob Saget narrating America's Home Videos" in two years.
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Matt LaFleur tries to call a timeout late in the 2nd quarter. gets ignored, explodes, then gets a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and has to use that timeout ANYWAY to avoid a 10-second runoff
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no man has hated a product more than Bill Belichick hates the Microsoft Surface Tablet (TM) . HE PICKED IT UP JUST TO THROW IT AGAIN
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Aaron Rodgers is so funny as long as you aren't rooting for his team or playing alongside him
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i don't normally do this, but graphic design is a passion
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oh my god the refs bailed out Green Bay with a nonexistent hands-to-the-face penalty on third-and-long FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS QUARTER. (both on Trey Flowers, good lord)
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@edzitron buddy you host a podcast now, hello fresh is perpetually seconds away from offering you an ad read that starts "here's the thing. ".
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on the stat sheet it's gonna say two deep ball completions for Russell Wilson but in reality they were both underthrows made possible solely because George Pickens is a god damn wizard
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Christian Watson is, in fact, the perfect replacement for Marquez Valdes-Scantling
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C.J. Gardner-Johnson is the only guy whose trash talk is so nasty he can get punched in the face and the ref STILL flags him and not the guy doing the punching
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presidential candidates the moment they're faced with Wisconsin voters
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receptions since 2016. 1. Michael Thomas: 425.2. DeAndre Hopkins: 370.3. Julio Jones: 348. yep, Michael Thomas is *probably* gonna make history this season.
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i can't believe the media would do this to Aaron Rodgers
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Vanderbilt has as many wins over top-five opponents since 2000 as Penn State (one).
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Vanderbilt's new logo. people who work for Vandy: wow, a stellar reminder of our new vision and new identity, truly we've done it again. everyone else: hey what the fuck this sucks
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i'm sorry i understand the Zappe thing is a big deal, i'm just still trying to figure out what #67's plan is here
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the purpose of Super Wild Card weekend was never to expand the playoffs but to maximize the NFC East's shame.
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ah yeah that's why you let George Pickens get away with a certain degree of nonsense
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Baker Mayfield escapes a horse collar tackle, then complains about the lack of call. ref says it wasn't a tackle, so no flag. Baker explains it's only no tackle because he's so strong (illustrated by flexing) and moves on. best thing i've seen today
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absolutely perfect punch from Evan Williams here. teach this in high schools across our great nation
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Bills offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey didn't get the memo about destroying tablets
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Allen Lazard really hit 'em with the . uh, slight change in direction
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prayers up for Mike White's ribcage, or whatever remains of it
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Derek Mason had a losing record against everyone in the SEC East. EXCEPT FOR TENNESSEE.
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DJ Reed absolutely hauling ass from off camera, then barely getting a hand on Patrick Mahomes is my new favorite thing from this game
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David Montgomery's feet are fully off the ground for the final 6 yards of this carry because the Lions' offensive line is made solely out of goblins
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absolutely dying at Travis Kelce reacting to a mild bump (after talking shit to Damar Hamlin) like he just got shot
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the Chiefs-Pats rematch next week would have been in Foxborough if not for New England's inability to stop the Dolphins on one stupid last-ditch lateral play.
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the Patriots paid Antonio Brown $10 million for one game, and it was against the Dolphins.
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for the first time since January 2011, there will be an AFC Championship Game without the Patriots in it.
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i think Pete Carroll just tried to challenge a play by throwing his flip phone to the turf
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THIS PASS STILL HIT MAHOMES' INTENDED TARGET IN THE FACE AT THE GOAL LINE
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Khalil Mack ran through 3 different linemen to flush Daniel Jones out of the pocket and force an incompletion
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Jordan Love i appreciate the effort but if you get hurt run blocking while leading by 3 touchdowns you're gonna flood Wisconsin hospitals with alcohol poisonings
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wow. just wow. stunned. Texas was in a national championship game last decade???.
Discussing the LSU money situation with Odell Beckham Jr. handing out cash to players after the #CFBPlayoff, Emmanuel Acho said Texas DBs were given $1,000 for every INT in the 2010 BCS National Championship:.
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Baker Mayfield on passes 8+ yards downfield today:. 0-7, 1 INT, 0.0 passer rating.
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Christian Watson may never beat the Marquez Valdes-Scantling allegations
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Scott Van Pelt: tell me about that chain, where'd it come from?. Terrell Suggs: "oh yeah yeah. my son made it. or he stole it from somebody. i don't know, but he gave it to me."
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Patrick Peterson with the jump as Davante Adams is already rolling into the end zone is killing me
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godspeed to Wisconsin backup QB Chase Wolf, who gave his life so Bradrick Shaw could find the end zone
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Jordan Love stands in the pocket to launch a deep ball right where he thinks Christian Watson will be. only for Watson to misplay it and slow up too early
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Andy Reid just fake nut-tapped one of his players when they asked him to bang the giant drum, remains a damn treasure
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Derek Carr, on a golf course somewhere, feels a tingle in his spine. "it happened," he whispers quietly, to no one.
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it didn't count thanks to a block in the back, but hoooooo buddddy this Justin Fields run was 😍😍😍
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Minkah Fitzpatrick needs legal representation immediately, this is a crime
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the Saints' biggest problem against the Bears has been trying to figure out who gets to intercept Mitchell Trubisky
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Isaiah Oliver engaging with Adam Thielen instead of trying to tackle Dalvin Cook is certainly a choice
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that's one hell of a fourth-and-1 play you've got there, Bills
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Jerry Tillery gave the Rams 15 yards and a free first down for this
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amazing meme template stuff from the Vanderbilt postgame interview
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HOW DARE YOU LIMIT ME, DID YOU SEE THAT VANDY GAME???
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Jonathan Owens with quite possibly the worst Lambeau Leap in NFL history
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i take back everything i said about the Cowboys overpaying for Amari Cooper
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ooooooh this Marvin Harrison Jr.-Terrion Arnold rookie-on-rookie rep. Arnold gets the win with some solid covert hand fighting
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Cam Newton on throws of 10+ yards vs. Washington. 6-7, 94 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INT, a perfect 158.3 passer rating.
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Aaron Rodgers just needs to defraud the state of Mississippi for $1.1 million and his transformation into Brett Favre will be complete.
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when you realize a second too late Indiana *wanted* you to score
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Jay Cutler is dating Tomi Lahren. football season hasn't even started and Vandy is 0-1.
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sure, Edgerrin Cooper is a better run defender than Quay Walker. but if you need someone to shove a trainer, can you really trust the rookie to step up???
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feels like that's the last we've seen of Marvin Harrison Jr today
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the 2019 Miami Dolphins. without Aqib Talib: 0-7.with Aqib Talib: UNDEFEATED.
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programs with a 2019 NFL Draft pick:. Delaware.Western Illinois.Sioux Falls.Murray St.Charleston (WV).Tarleton St.Washburn.SE Missouri St.Elon.NC A&T.James Madison.Prairie View.Valdosta St.Idaho.Morgan St. programs without a 2019 pick:. Tennessee.others, probably.
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Lebron refers to 4 years in Miami as "like college". But it ended with him writing an essay, so we can rule out UNC.
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the Browns are 3-0 since Baker Mayfield put on his "sad detective who just wants his kids back" cosplay
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Phillip Dorsett's last 33 targets with the Patriots have ended with 33 receptions and 6 touchdowns.
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🚨🚨🚨 THE SAINTS RAN A FULLBACK OPTION TO TAYSOM HILL 🚨🚨🚨
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you're gonna have someone spill chili in a Super Bowl ad and you couldn't call up Brian Baumgartner?
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making a million snow angels as Nick Foles writhes in pain
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this is what playing quarterback for the Chicago Bears does to a man
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refs called this roughing the passer on 3rd down and i genuinely do not know what Grady Jarrett could have done differently
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RIP Blake Bortles' perfect postseason completion rate. Born: January 7, 2018, 12:13pm.Died: January 7, 2018, 12:14pm.
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Justice Hill suffered a leg injury 3 yards into this run, THEN HOPPED AND LIMPED FOR 12 MORE 👑
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