@chav_khun Oh yeah, forgot you were in Thailand. 🤔😁

@theresa_197O They use the guise of 'charity' to run campaigns that only serve to fund their very generous lifestyles. Quite a few organisations even invent stories and events in order to justify their own existence, rather than see their funding from dopey donors dry up.

Plastic straws are the future.

@IngoBkk Good man 👍

Got my private jet on standby.

@tiff_tv @AlexBrundle Never seen a BMW driver check their rear view mirror before.

Just a quick snack before I go to bed. @ratemyplatenow

@visegrad24 David Haye beat him.

£1.05.

RT @ducaticorse: Beauties around📍Bangkok 🇹🇭 #ForzaDucati #DucatiLenovoTeam #MotoGPLaunch

He's insane. Criminally insane.

@theresa_197O I actually don't want to go anywhere. I'm happy staying at home. I hate airports and air travel.

RT @daibach23:

@chav_khun Neanderthals 🤣

@chav_khun I had the same problem for a few nights. It's down to exercise. If you don't tire your body during the day then you will not need sleep. If you run 5k a day, or cycle for 1 hour a day, you'll sleep like a baby. If you sit behind a desk all day, you won't. #CommonSenseReallyInnit

@Tesco @AskNationwide @bp_plc Do you know anyone who wants to investigate this @kelvmackenzie