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Tom Cosgrove has returned…日本語を勉強している Padres|SDSU|Saints|Pelicans|Ferrari|SDFC|Fulham

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Bullpen help is on the way. Tom Cosgrove making his way back to San Diego today.
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@cookedbylegoat I mean technically you couldn’t find her at your local bar, she wouldn’t be able to get in lmaooo
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@awfulannouncing This is not awful announcing
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"They laughed when the dodgers didn't spend last season" mf WHO said that yall were FIFTH in payroll total
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They laughed when the Dodgers didn’t spend last season. They’re crying louder than toddlers tonight because the front office has been cooking this offseason. Pick a “struggle,” Dodger haters.
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Me, a SAN DIEGAN. Who resides in SAN DIEGO. Has the SAN DIEGO Padres game BLACKED OUT. I am forced to use a vpn to watch the SAN DIEGO Padres broadcast. While in SAN DIEGO. What are we doing @MLB .
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Hot take: he never plays like this if he stays in San Diego.
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The Washington Nationals have a franchise shortstop
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I honestly always take this as a compliment because LA residents know how much better San Diego is than Los Angeles
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@MLB @Dodgers You would think he already won 3 rings in LA with how much glazing is being done
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this wasnt even a week ago and now it feels like a month ago
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MANNY WALKS IT OFF 💣🔥🔥🔥 (via @MLB )
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"[E]verything feels like home here" 🥹🥹🥹
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@CodifyBaseball Everyone talking about the lows and highs but no one is mentioning the 4 seamer to the chest that he just decided to swing at?
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@CodifyBaseball Yankees fans will still find some excuse for this
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@YankeeWRLD It’s shit translation between Japanese and English… I think he meant each school is getting 3 gloves
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@CultureCrave @empiremagazine “A former Jedi that survived Order 66”
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@TalkinBaseball_ Eduardo Perez, commentator of all time.
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FUCK UCONN FUCK THE GIANTS LFGSD
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@PickettBurner There’s no way you’re calling Don and Mud annoying
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@NYMMack What kinda “still live in my moms basement” ass post is this lmao
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Not blaming Yuki on this one, Kolek is the reason that we didn’t have Suarez to win today.
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😂
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@DreamEv33233 Oh, actual hard evidence of pedophilia that Dream stans will ignore because he's "cute"
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@DrDisrespect SAY DOC, I HEARD YOU LIKE EM YOUNG
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Dodger fans are like top 3 easiest fan bases to fuck with on social media lol
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I honestly always take this as a compliment because LA residents know how much better San Diego is than Los Angeles
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@BronxBmbrz Cricket fans when they see a 98 MPH 2 seamer with 15 inches of horizontal movement
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@dodgersbetter @Dbacks Average reading level of an LA resident
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“It’s not a rivalry” “We don’t care about the padres” “The padres aren’t even a thought in our minds” 😭
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San Diego Padres offense tonight .335 xBA .188 BA 6 H 0 HR 0 R Los Angeles Dodgers offense tonight .180 xBA .156 BA 5 H 2 HR 5 R Dodgers win 5-0. Baseball is a funny sport.
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You know you’re about to see the worst take of all time when you see this
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@JayCuda Dodgers in the World Series category
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I can’t even lie I visit this video at least twice a month and tear up every time
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If you start San Diego State vs FAU - 2023 NCAA men’s Final Four | FULL REPLAY on YouTube @ 10:28:22 PM, Lamont Butler will hit a buzzer beater to send SDSU to the championship game to bring in 2024! Happy New Year!
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Jackson Merril stats before and after his 21st birthday Before April 19, 2024: .333 BA w/ 22 hits, 1 HR, 8 RBIs, 12 R (22 G) After April 19, 2024: .176 BA w/ 6 hits, 0 HR, 4 RBIs (10 G) That hangover is going crazy
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AJ Preller has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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DFA'D: #Marlins have designated RHP Woo-Suk Go for assignment.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 I will always say this: the inventors of the transistor sold their souls to the devil and you cannot convince me otherwise
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@ShitpostRock shit really went from "haha funny german go brrrr" to "mein god Maxis what have you done"
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@IcyVert Bros out indefinitely after that one
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@DeversEnjoyer The sport is kinda interesting until you realize they literally have “tea time” 😭😭😭
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Is it time to give Robert Suarez a walk out song?
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@judeuth one just won the most renowned achievement in golf, the other is one of the most overpaid players in his sport
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@not_onions @Padres Lost to an 89 win team with 0 rings, how pathetic does that make you guys then?
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BREAKING: Dodger fans celebrating not having to play their fathers, the San Diego Padres, anymore this weekend
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@Shadowiscold @LegionHoops Should’ve won it last year anyways
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@MattTalkToEm He’s the biggest poser of all time, at least KG was legit
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>“Tony Gwynn” >“overrated” Just say you don’t know ball lil bro
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@j_fx201 Tony Gwynn is definitely overrated but I think people who compare Arraez to Gwynn are insane. Arraez is a shell compared to him but Gwynn isn't like an all time player or anything
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@MeninistTweet I wish people called me beautiful and gave me $50 tips
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@UNMLoboMBB They saw what they did to the pop tart man
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So you mean to tell me that the world champions are BROKE?!?!?!?! Let’s bag them for 3 months straight now and force wishful thinking propaganda to sell Corey Seager to the Yankees!!!!!!!
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The Rangers seem unlikely to bring back Jordan Montgomery due to the financial uncertainty of losing local TV deal. Per, @Ken_Rosenthal
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@mlberrors I fucking hate these new uniforms
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@BronxBmbrz 2019 Gerrit Cole
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@brandon_1895 @adam_couser @GAGEmusicx @CultureCrave He could’ve used that $8 a month instead to go towards watching PEAK cinema
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5 seed SDSU wins by close margin in first round to then play a 13 seed, and if they win will inevitably play the rank 1 team in the entire tournament…
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@G1YGAS TikTok has never watched the blessed Community nor ever been to community college
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@barstoolsports @Starting9 Idk how anyone can hate on this guy. Had a stellar season last season and even with a bad start still keeps a smile on his face and is still having fun :)
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@artan_ayan @NILES100 (Taylors version)
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My king is currently so cooked. Yesterday’s stats for Tom Cosgrove with the El Paso Chihuahuas: 0.0 IP 3 H 4 R 4 ER 1 BB 0 K 1 HR Puts him at an inf. ERA for his 2024 AAA season. He’s never making it back to the Show man.
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@kingbazza2001 @NoahJ456 It really isn’t that bad...
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@VinRBI Even in a joke clearly redirected from the Angels, dodger fans are still upset in the comments 😭
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Ofc a Padres pitcher gets zero real screen time, cooks two batters, and then gets pulled. 🙄
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@SexyTroopLover So he’s a Jets fan
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@JDCowboys2 @awfulannouncing That makes more sense but the account implies tbf
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@PitchingNinja Mike Clevinger’s mechanics also make women within arms reach uncomfortable
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Sorry I'm doing this next week, but it's enough time to leave no one out! http://t.co/FxieyNrWOX
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@MLB @TooMuchMortons_ @MLBTheShow @Padres Soto should be at least a 92 lmao
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@RedbirdRiot Surely Arenado didn’t play a mile in the sky for a large chunk of his career
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@BronxBmbrz DOM RECOGNIZES THE AURA OF THE SAN DIEGO PADRES
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi Hating a man for having love for something he enjoys smh (even if it’s mid)
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@cookedbylegoat Aw nah I agree lmao just was trynna make a funny is all
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@RoyalReportKev Literally making shit up to play pitty party 😭😭😭
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My favorite of this is “in a basement” in California 😭😭😭 WHATS A BASEMENT
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I LIVE IN SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA ??????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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@ShitpostRock Not the worst show tbh, Astro Bot lowkey took the show
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LEDEE IS EASILY ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW AND CAN LEAD THIS TEAM TO ANOTHER FINAL FOUR APPEARANCE COME MARCH
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uhhhhh sir... 🤨🤨🤨
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@SportsSplexx @CodifyBaseball It’s a super high arcing pitch; most likely a position player pitching
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@TatisMVPszn Pretty sure we should give Merrill quite a few years before we bring up Tony Gwynn talks lol
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@TooMuchMortons_ I love that manny was with it too HAHAHAHA
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@olsonplshomer Can’t wait for 2024 addition against the Rockies
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@PelicansNBA I don’t see those “suns in 4” guys anywhere anymore 😴
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@realonx1 @2sandz Saved him a whole ass medical bill fr
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@uncledoomer And my state mandated Saturday hotdog lunch with my 2 liter Coca Cola
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@BlakeHHarris Always thinking about the Padres even when you’re facing other rivals that’s so cute 🥹
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@ThatOneMate55 @DeadlineDayLive @GraemeBailey About to be the best footy club in the world
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@lmNOTcatholic Yea applying directly to a company is the way to go tbh
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@lmwokcup @TreIindor20 Our owner literally died and Bally fucked us over
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@DumbsYT PASS ON GRAGAS?!?!?!
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@ktfromthevault yet you guys cant stop talking about us
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@Anoss_06 @F1 needed to miss a race, that appendix being removed has made him lighter and therefor faster
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@PopBase I would pay to hear the conversation
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