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This is 100% the most underrated goal in PL history.
Day 2:
Posting a Palace goal every day until pre-season kicks off.
Absolute filth from Jordan Ayew, in the 90th minute, to win the game. If Messi had done it, you’d never hear the end of it.
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Tbf it has been a brilliant season for Newcastle. In just 18 months, Eddie has taken them from zero trophies since 1955 to zero trophies since 1955 👏👏
Fair play to Jordan Pickford for saving James Maddison’s penalty
The point tonight has took Everton from 19th in the Premier League table to 19th in the Premier League table 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Remember Charlie Austin saying he'd find it funny if Everton went down? You know what I'd find even funnier? If he got shipped off to the Australian A-League 😂😂
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"It was important for us, we know what Everton have been through. For the (Everton) players it is not fair and it is from long ago and they are suffering from something they have nothing to do with." - Manchester United’s, Bruno Fernandes
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You've twatted two teams 6-1 and 5-1 at the Etihad this season but a team who defends near faultlessly for 70 mins is the worst you've seen this season?? Give me a break.
Everton were probably the worst team Iv seen at the Etihad this season thus far. They came with absolutely no intention of playing football & the time wasting was a joke.
I can’t get my head around how a team can waste so much time & then get the advantage of 10+ mins added on
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Seeing Richarlison get so much stick on here tonight. Come home lad 💙
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If you juuuust cut out the homophobia, this is a 10/10 chant.
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He is 100% the most misunderstood player in my lifetime. I could not love him more.
El ídolo de los más pequeños en Brasil: antes de regresar al Everton, Richarlison le regaló esta gran fotos a estos niños.
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You've gotta respect how unseriously our captain takes games. For 90 minutes, he just wins a bunch of headers, crunches a few players and blocks any shot that goes near him, all with a big grin on his face. Absolute nutter but he's ace.
Cleared up the audio from the tunnel before Saturdays game. Something about Michael Oliver being called a ‘Geordie fuck’ by someone which made Pickford laugh.
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They think THEY'VE been hard done by in derbies???
@Owens_EFC
If you're gonna act like you're hard done by the derby, you're gonna have a bad time when you got penalties for this
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That's him being dragged to the floor by Marcus Bent while Gerrard hangs his head in the background 💙
Who the hell is the England 21s manager. Whoever he is, he’s deadarse better than Southgate
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How can the referee and linesman both have a clear view and decide it's not a foul and yet Michael Oliver says one word in his ear and suddenly the ref is straight over to the monitor and disallowing it? I'm sorry but that is bollocks. Absolute bollocks.
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I don't understand how it is so hard not to use that badge.
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Me every time I watch the shite from now on and that little scrote Robertson hasn't been elbowed in the skull within the first minute:
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@_CarltonCole9
@emilyhewertson
This gets rolled out every time a known Tory supporter criticises the party and it still always makes me laugh out loud. Love it
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I stand by the fact Klopp isn't immune from criticism for the poor form just because of events of this week. However, seen a lot of our fans laughing at the video of him on the verge of tears and honestly think that's very poor. We're better than that. Just my opinion anyway
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He'd definitely still drop everything in a heartbeat to become our manager. Especially after the way he's been treated by West Ham supporters.
David Moyes looking back on his time at Goodison Park is everything 🥹
West Ham take on Moyes' former club Everton tomorrow 🔥
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I found myself randomly watching highlights of an 09/10 match on YouTube a few weeks ago and I couldn't believe how good Pienaar was. Like we've barely had anyone that good since.
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He had been relentlessly taunted all game after being forced out of our club. Get to fuck all you oversensituve lot who hate him because he cupped his ear once, best striker we've had since the 80s and he loved it here
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@3andcaptain
@mxrganhulme7
Sadly I think the original tweet must have been deleted as its no longer in my bookmarks but still the funniest tweet I've ever read was a reply to this saying 'Royal Bank of Scotland watching Seyi Olofinjana batter the ball into the back of the net' with this image 😂😂
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Me every time Andre Gomes received the ball from 2019 onwards.
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@nocontextfm1
I'll be honest, the title made me think he was gonna tell a story of a super sub he'd signed but what we got was so much better
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Dyche's fault btw that we've just decided to kick Garnacho in the area twice.
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@EthanFromOnline
@Clark1995Clark
@rickygervais
I am genuinely impressed at how you have managed to both miss and prove the point that badly
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@HLTCO
I admire Cameron for refraining from pissing himself for almost a whole minute. You can tell he's on the brink throughout.
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I genuinely reckon this might be the most likeable Everton team of my lifetime. We may not be the most talented but my god is that a committed group of players.
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I dunno about anyone else but after last season, I simply don't have the energy to be so negative after one game. It was a 1-0 loss to Chelsea in which we held our own despite a lot going against us. I'm not even close to worrying yet.
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@d_jim4
@Everton
@JoshuaCavallo
Maybe not the most appropriate post for your raging insecurities to see the light of the day on 👍
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@nocontextfm1
Yeah if the manager encourages us while we're winning, I immediately feel demotivated.
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@DembaBaSyrup
He gave us £40m for a distinctly average footballer. That's hardly the boast you think it is 😂😂
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@mynameistosin
@nocontextfm1
Don't even want to imagine what you did when Lucca scored his second.
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You'd still get fans shouting 'change it Dyche!' if we had this bench now.
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Commentator: 'So who is your Player of the Match?'
Co-commentator: 'Callum Wilson hasn't been the best player on the pitch but I'm going to go for him.'
Sorry...WHAT?
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@nocontextfm1
The appeal of FM to me is having a team full of players that are all 'mine' whether bought or regens. It's why I always stick with one team and why the first season is always the hardest to maintain interest in for me.
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Remember when Sky Sports and MOTD spent their entire coverage talking about that shirt pull against Forest that went unpunished. I guarantee that Onana incident doesn't get looked at again.
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God some people in this fanbase are so fucking thick.
Lampard’s last 9 games: 5 points
Dyche’s last 9 games: 5 points
Lampard was shite. Dyche is a miracle worker.
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Gary Lineker specifically said '1930s Germany' and Auschwitz wasn't in operation until 1940 so nice try mate.
Hi
@GaryLineker
I visited
@AuschwitzMuseum
last year. These are my images.
First they arrived by rail & then stripped of all of their possessions. Most were then murdered using Zyklon B cyanide gas & their bodies burnt in ovens.
Not sure this is in Sunak's plans.
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It's Zidane and it's not even close.
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@EFCdaily_
To anyone angry at this, maybe stop for a second and have a think about why you might be angry about it.
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Every Evertonian knows what match took place on October 17, 2020 😂
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Seriously, everyone on the sidelines, if you think there's even a slight chance you might be on TV at a throw-in or whatever, hold those cards up. We will not be silenced 💙
Sky Sports will take steps to prevent offensive language from a planned protest by Everton fans being clearly audible during the live TV match against Manchester United on Sunday. To comply with Ofcom’s rules, the broadcaster will even consider using pre-recorded crowd noise if
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The club I have loved since as long as I can remember have all but declared war on me and the rest of us fellow supporters. That is so unbelievably sad.
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@BodeMatt
@HLTCO
@PreeceObserver
Finally everyone else is starting to see what Evertonians have known for almost a quarter of a century. He's a truly vile human being.
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@kidkudi07
@GaryLineker
Was a goal away from becoming England's joint all-time top goalscorer and has since become one of the greatest UK sports presenters for the last 20 years. Think he's entitled to brag a bit, especially to toerags like Piers Morgan
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I still hate him but I have to respect Son for pushing Richy to the front to take in the fans' adulation 👏
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@OfficialVizeh
Ah so Everton have given you the worst day of your life too? Yeah we've all been there.
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Literally every PL club has been done over by VAR at some point, it's only that delightful lot who feel they have to take it further. Just pure entitlement.
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The five minutes after Doucs scored vs Bournemouth. Never heard anything like it.
Ahead of Sundays game against Manchester United…
What is the loudest game / moment you have witnessed at Goodison Park? 🔵
Post yours below ⬇️
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One year on from the goal I celebrated more than any other 💙💙💙
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@DobbyClub06
'You're on the edge now and you need to pick the right way. Because one way is heaven, and the other...well, probably best not to think about that right now but it's fucking horrible, yeah?'
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@elsudio1
@RyanDilks1
@SexyPasses
Bang average is a little harsh but yes it's the odd one out in this list.
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Something I've literally just thought of. Remember all those Liverpool fans who all of a sudden became really keen to 'preserve the historical site' as soon as we planned to build a stadium there? Why was that ok? Preserving the history of a slave owner?
John Bramley-Moore was a slave owner who profited from the trade long after it was outlawed by Britain. He also gives his name to the dock where Everton's stadium is being built
@Simon_Hughes__
explores how
#EFC
can address an inherited history that is now a part of their future
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@Takhar77
@nocontextfm1
Centre backs are definitely the most deceiving players in the game. I feel like it's so easy for a CB to look amazing with just a few good attributes.
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@sidemenupdated
@KSI
@miniminter
@ZerkaaHD
@Vikkstar123
@wroetoshaw
@Tobjizzle
@Behzinga
@Sidemen
YouTube 100% peaked that week
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@josha1995_
@motherlode182
Just wait till they find out how many athiests enjoy their Good Friday and Easter Mondays off 😬😂
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@EvertonNewsFeed
Regardless of anything that Gosling did when he left or anything since, I will still always love him for that last minute derby winner and the little taunting fist bump he gave the kopites. Absolute legend
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@nocontextfm1
Nah but seriously one of the most frustrating things about this game is how teams will completely refuse to pay more than like 40% of your players' wages for their loan but if you even try and go below 100% for theirs, they go mental
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@nocontextfm1
And your board are always livid with the finances involved in the deal if you haven't totally bankrupt the club you're loaning them to.
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Mina and Calvert-Lewin watching this:
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@OhioStatefan88
@fourfingerpod
The two Simpsons image that you can't help but shed a tear at.
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@RichardBuxton_
God this guy needs to grow up, I watched TAA stamp on Richarlison twice in one game last season, Robertson elbow Davies and hack down Allan. But it's just us that are dirty clearly
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