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WentFest, Last Laugh Comedy, BBC Radio Yorkshire, Voice of Bangers and Cash.

Yorkshire and Humber, England
Joined April 2008
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@tobyfoster
Toby Foster
6 years
So. I’m not sure how this happened. But it did.
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2 years
Got the news about Harry Gration just as I started to host Barnsley College’s Excellence Awards.This would have been right up his street, he’d have loved it. Brilliant broadcaster, outstanding Yorkshireman and lovely bloke.
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@tobyfoster
Toby Foster
5 years
Is there anything more stupid than going on a Straight Pride March? I’ve spent fifty years being straight, I’ve never had any grief. The first 28 years could have been more productive if they wanted.
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6 years
I’ve just met a bloke who provides end of life care to Alzheimer’s patients in their homes. He earns £8.05 an hour. Two weeks ago he worked 40 hours, last week just 19 because some had died. Doesn’t know his hours for next week. How did we get here?
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Toby Foster
5 years
Shithouse. Just brought Twitter up to see more old people slagging off kids at Glasto for believing in stuff. Is this how they talk to their grandkids? Kids are dreamers. Let them dream you bitter old failure.
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Toby Foster
5 years
Why is the Jamie Oliver story higher up the agenda than the British Steel agenda? Is it easier for the papers to make light of a millionaire’s problems than Scunthorpe’s?
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Toby Foster
3 years
Just read @PaddyMcGuinness book in Asdas. He seems to have completely invented a night out in Stringfellows when I distinctly remember telling my family that we were working. Working Patrick, we were working.
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2 years
Today my daughter and I left a bag in a taxi on the way to St Pancras with her college ID in it. Before we'd got to Sheffield, Taxi Driver Gerry, Badge no. 57487, had posted it back to us and sent proof of postage. Wouldn't take payment. Absolute gentleman. @TfL should be proud.
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Toby Foster
6 years
When I joined Radio Sheffield, a young lass called Katrina came in to make the tea. As Editor she has just won Station of the Year. Brilliant.
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Toby Foster
1 year
He's paid a salary. He pays tax and NI on it. Then the rest is his. It's not licence fee money in the same way as the bloke who empties your bin does not have to account to anyone for how he spends "council tax" money.
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Huw Edwards is paid out of the licence fee.
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Toby Foster
6 years
Code of conduct for Sheffield Lord Mayor : “You get one go at this. Enjoy it. Do your own thing. Raise lots of dosh. Be nice to people”. There you go, five hours in a meeting saved. You’re welcome.
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Toby Foster
3 years
There used to be a wall in Sheffield that Rolf Harris did a painting on. Post conviction, it got painted over. No one got upset about that. Why is a statue different?
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Toby Foster
6 years
Apparently Millers fans had a rousing chorus of “One Barry Chuckle” today. Absolutely brilliant. Well played. UTM.
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Toby Foster
7 years
I’m not a follower of football, but I can see as well as anyone else that people with a passion for their team, and by that their community, are rare treats. Patrick Cryne saved so many people’s dreams. Top man.
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Toby Foster
6 years
Let me tell you about @PaddyMcGuinness . When we did the live shows, he wasn’t on til 9.45. He got there at 7 every night just to shout “Go on lads” as me, Steve and Neil started the show. Proper team player, and a genuine friend.
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Toby Foster
5 years
Incredibly good. So good. Brutal, horrid, brilliant, beautiful, hilarious, moving. Bit worried about getting found out, everyone else is brilliant.
@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
5 years
Well, that was fun.
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6 years
Why do people like Katie Hopkins seem to think that being a refugee or asylum seeker is a bed of roses? You get a room in a B&B, and £38 a week to live on in a country where the press hate you and you don't speak the language, after running away from a war zone. Sounds rubbish.
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Toby Foster
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I first started on Breakfast on BBC Radio Sheffield in September 2004, so I'm in my twentieth year. This is my last week, before I move to 2-6. It's going to be odd. Anyway, g'night.
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6 years
“Keep stirring. There’s nothing worse than a sugary bottom”. First words Barry Chuckle every said to me. Always a gentleman, with entertainment in his DNA. X
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This lass though.
@mikegalsworthy
Mike Galsworthy
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God bless this woman. She knows what community is all about. ❤️
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At times like this, it’s customary to say that you are thinking of the family, but there are so many people that thought of Brendan as family that it would be impossible. RIP Brendan Ingle.
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6 years
Been a great day. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them.
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6 years
Just told my wife about a glitch on Amazon. Every time I order something it just comes. It never asks for my credit card. Turns out, it’s linked to her card. She’s gone mad.
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Toby Foster
6 years
By working really hard.
@rmbell3
Ronnie
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@DVATW @acm67neath How did a Somali migrant become the Mayor of Sheffield. ?
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Toby Foster
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Five years ago, I was asked if I'd fancy doing a voice over on a new show about cars. I said yes. Tonight, it's the 100th episode of Bangers and Cash. Actually, it's a show about people, with cars in, and it's lovely. Happy Anniversary @DTMathewsons x
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Toby Foster
3 years
Just seen the first hashtag Defund the RNLI. That is literally the most stupid thing I have ever seen. Fairly confident that even the most stringent BBC rules would not stop me from saying that the RNLI is populated by unsung heroes.
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Toby Foster
3 years
Anyone want anything from the supermarket? Eldest daughter “Can I have some smoked salmon and cream cheese?” Time to start charging board.
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Toby Foster
6 years
Once again, my Father in Law has spent the day in Barnsley Hospital, treated by brilliant overworked staff. He’s out now, thanks to their magic.
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Toby Foster
5 years
I’m a fifty year old bloke from Rotherham. There are some things that I don’t totally understand. But I do realise that how someone wants to be referred to is up to them, and it doesn’t affect me. So good luck and lots of love to them/him/her.
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6 years
"Remain" and "Leave" are just words. Flags are bits of cloth. Borders are lines that men drew. All I care about is this: When they've finished cocking about, will life for me, my family, my friends be tangibly better? Oh yeah, and which idiot ordered those ferries?
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Phew! Saw Phoenix Nights trending, thought we'd all died.
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Toby Foster
1 year
I've watched loads of Glastonbury. If you didn't like it, it's not for you. Just accept that eh, no need to slag it off. You don't need to let people know your opinion on everything. Just be positive, it's nicer. Elton was amazing.
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Toby Foster
6 years
Today’s word...
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Toby Foster
3 years
Frankly I’m amazed that number 10 isn’t on TripAdvisor. Sounds like it’s full on.
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Toby Foster
6 years
So, @SheffCouncil have again refused to come on our show to tell us who made the decision to mislead members of the public about reasons for tree felling. They say they won't come on, and point us to yesterday's statement. It's an eay question, whose decision was it?
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Toby Foster
6 years
Surely they’ve suffered enough???
@SkyNews
Sky News
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Bono does Christmas busking for homeless in Dublin
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Toby Foster
5 years
This idea of "social" use of coke needs stopping. Between 2007-2014 90,000 Mexicans were murdered by drugs cartels. It's not social, it kills people regularly, and brutally.
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Toby Foster
6 years
Every single time Len Tingle was on our show, he made our show better. A brilliant, natural broadcaster and a lovely, lovely man. So, so sad. Local journalism, and life in general, will miss him. Sleep tight Len.
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6 years
At the last general election, 80,000 Sheffielders voted Tory. Are we really expected to let them be dismissed like this? I thought the Lord Mayor was apolitical?
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6 years
Oh knackers. I got this so wrong. Sorry, yes the festival skint us. Yes we’re doing it again next year. Yes we sold the van, which made us cry. But who cares? Not us. Onwards and upwards. Don’t feel sorry for us, we’re cool.
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Toby Foster
5 years
Why are they called Springers?
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Toby Foster
5 years
We all know that parking on yellow zig zags outside schools or the yellow lines opposite them means that kids are more likely to die. If you do it, are you just hoping that it’s not yours that gets run over?
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Toby Foster
6 years
Right. Who did this?
@BBCSheffield
BBC Sheffield
6 years
Nice to see @tobyfoster finally do the #10YearChallenge
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Toby Foster
5 years
Just watching Nigel Slater making flapjack, which he says is easy cos it’s just stuff you’ve got in your cupboard. Sugar, butter, rough oats, maple syrup, figs and ground almonds. Eh? I’ve got a Pot Noodle.
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Toby Foster
5 years
Somebody swigging from a tinny on a train isn’t news. If you think it is you’ve lost all perspective.
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Toby Foster
3 years
I don't know Rylan, but I hear him. He's a lovely presenter, the kind that makes it sound easy. He's also human, and fallible, and vulnerable. Nothing I hear says that he is nasty. So if you're trying to make money by peddling shit about him, then you are a wrong 'un.
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Toby Foster
7 years
If you’re offended by Lewis Hamilton’s Tweet, I don’t care. If you’re not offended, I don’t care. Twitter doesn’t mean that your opinion is important. Turn it in, enjoy your Boxing Day with things that matter to you.
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Toby Foster
3 years
Daughter just texted. “New collection in Hollister. May be 10 minutes late.” This is my philosophical face. #meadowhall
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Toby Foster
5 years
Your house cost nothing, beer cost nothing, petrol was a quid a gallon. Uni cost nothing if you fancied getting an education. Buses were subsidised, life was a piece of cake. We had it so much easier than teens today, we just don’t like admitting it cos we cocked it up for them.
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Richard Woodhall
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@tobyfoster Funny that we didn’t get anything but the old family allowance growing up on Parsons Cross. Streets were deserted during the day and everyone paid rent. Different now? Is that progress?
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Toby Foster
7 years
And the Husband of the Year Award goes to.....
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Toby Foster
5 years
If you honestly believe that the way to beat a politician is by throwing a milkshake at him, you’ve already lost. We fought for the ability to vote, not assault.
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Toby Foster
5 years
When I was young and slim, and had a few quid, I shopped at Robert Brady and Harrison on Eccy Road. Now I'm old fat and skint, I don't but hearing that Harrison is shutting down after suffering 6 robberies is awful. Ecclesall Road's demise is such a shame.
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Toby Foster
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It’s true. As of autumn I am off Breakfast and onto a new show across Yorkshire for the BBC. Feels weird, but it’ll be good to have a lie in.
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Toby Foster
5 years
The sun is shining in Whitby. We’re here for Nicky’s birthday, it’s been fantastic.
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Toby Foster
5 years
You know when you see a 12 yr old with a lightening bolt in his hair and you say you’ll get one and your daughter laughs too hard and says you’ll look ridiculous and you think I’ll show her who’ll look ridiculous and two hours later you look ridiculous? That.
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8 months
Just binged the Alan Bates Post Office programme. I've rarely felt as angry. Why did it take so long, why didn't this story get told much louder, much quicker?
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Toby Foster
5 years
Stupid old reactionaries banging on about Stormzy at middle class Glasto. Or pointing out to vegans that Worthy Farm is a dairy farm. Just realise that not everyone needs to feel as offended as you. Not everyone is as scared of difference.
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Toby Foster
6 years
There does seem to be an idea that people who shout at people in the streets whilst wrapped in a Union Flag or talk about gunboats on refugees are some kind of Patriots. Real Brits show compassion surely?
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Toby Foster
2 years
The Daily Mirtor talk about Dave Spikey’s “failed” career. Get in the bin. Sell out tours, great on Telly, one of our most naturally funny comics, happy at home. I wish I was failing like that. Idiocy.
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2 years
Just back from @peterkay_co_uk at @SheffieldArena . Great gig, in a great venue. So good to see Peter back on stage, 25 years after I first saw him at The Frog and Bucket.
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Thoughts are with Panthers player Adam Johnson tonight, and his family, friends and team mates. Also with all our SCT colleagues at the Arena who work so hard on the hockey, and will be devastated.
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Toby Foster
6 years
The amount of time spent on the “stupid woman” comment in the Commons suggests that they think they normally behave well. They don’t. The behaviour in there is a scandal on a daily basis. Grow up.
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7 years
There are so many people who are happy to use the police for their own political ends. One died today, by going to work.
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6 years
Hi @SheffCouncil . We’ll talk about the @Jack_Scott thing obvs, but before we do we need to ask about who decided to mislead people. Who is the misleader in chief? It ain’t going away. Love 💖 Toby.
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Toby Foster
5 years
Tomorrow’s front pages. Jamie Oliver is on there, not British Steel. 25,000 jobs going with British Steel.
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Toby Foster
5 years
You don’t mock her claims, you mock her. A child with Aspergers and OCD. A child who, despite being a selective mute has appeared on the cover of Time. When people like you start mocking children, you simply pave the way for idiot’s comments like we see from Banks.
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Julia Hartley-Brewer
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@liz_yeates77 @Arron_banks I mock her silly claims. That’s hardly the same thing
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6 years
Thank you for your concern. Sheffield hasn't fallen. In fact, it has just knocked it out of the park with an amazing music festival. It's a great city. Stand down mate, your concern is not needed.
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I think it's safe to say that between SCC and the police, Street Ahead has been a bit of a cock up. What did I tell them? Don't get professional, retired people angry. They've got time to sort it out, and they're a bit too bright.
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I’m 50. I grew up with Mods and Rude Boys and Casuals. We Fed The World and wouldn’t play Sun City. We felt like this surrounded by real poverty. Shove your hate up your arse.
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Devastated. Can’t believe we let her go. One of the warmest, most open presenters, and a hugely talented producer. An amazing person. So, so sad to lose @amygracenagy . Worst career day ever.
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What is it about Greta Thunberg that grown men feel comfortable talking about violence against her? She's a kid, doing her thing. Take your impotence elsewhere my Gammony Grandad chums.
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Clueless was hands down my favourite ever show. The ONLY radio show that we tuned into and listened to all together as a family every week. Radio will really miss @HowiePressman1 .
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Kat Cowan
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Such a loss to radio today as @HowiePressman1 leaves @BBCSheffield . I can honestly say I’ve never had more fun on the radio that with him on Clueless. A show I described as “like having a hallucination on the radio with no repercussions”. Contd.
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Brilliantly played by Iceland. The most coverage that any Xmas ad will get, without having to spend any money on pesky airtime. Great ad too.
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Toby Foster
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Ten weeks after he left home to go on holiday, 9 weeks after his heart attack, 7 weeks after his Lear Jet repatriation, I've just dropped Stepdad Dave back at home. What a journey. Triple heart bypass, 2 valves replaced.
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Toby Foster
6 years
Awful, awful games. Why leak the Nissan news on Saturday evening? Thousands of people in Sunderland have now got a weekend of worry. These are not deadlines, exclusives or bargaining chips. They’re people’s lives.
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In order to buck the current trend, I've just signed up for another two years at Radio Sheffield.
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20 years ago today my Dad died. He would have been so proud of my kids.
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If you are a grown adult and use either the term “remoaner” or “brexiteer” as an insult, then take a long hard look at yourself. I wouldn’t allow my kids to be so puerile. Grow up.
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I’m going to write to Merlin but I’d like to say that in a moment of crisis today with a child with massive anxiety issues, the staff at @MadameTussauds were absolutely brilliant. First class. Above customer service, genuine care.
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I sense an agenda. 8 people cane over on a dinghy, and it’s led news bulletins all day. That’s the same number as homeless who die on our streets each week. I smell a vote coming...
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Pre Xmas I made a stupid tweet, for which I have apologised to my colleagues at Radio Sheff.I'm looking forward to rejoining them on Monday.
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5 years
I've often said that Stop and Search should be elsewhere. Get up Eccy Road or Division Street one night. Once a few teachers and solicitors start losing their jobs, demand will go through the floor. No point nicking the kids on the estates with nothing to lose.
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On tomorrow’s show I will be chronicling the biggest constitutional crisis in living memory whilst sat in a bath of beans. #ChildrenInNeed #localradio #brexitbeansbrexit
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I'm off to bed. If I'm Minister for Anything overnight, just text me.
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Toby Foster
6 years
Don’t get used to it. Call it out. You’re suffering, but you’re not a victim. Don’t let them use your illness as a shield because they think you’re fragile. You’re allowed to show them how strong you are, because your illness isn’t a weakness. It’s an illness.
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If only he had some other way of getting intelligence briefings.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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My statement as to what's happening in Sweden was in reference to a story that was broadcast on @FoxNews concerning immigrants & Sweden.
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I have read it and re read it. A Sheffield City Councillor has tweeted that a child the same age as my eldest daughter should take some responsibility for her own death. She shouldn’t have eaten sesame. It’s insane.
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I absolutely love working for the BBC, and would do nothing to risk that. But there’s right and wrong. This is wrong.
@bbcpress
BBC Press Office
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Explaining the Editorial Complaints Unit's decision on BBC Breakfast and President Trump's comments
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Toby Foster
3 years
It's spelt "Cabernet".
@MrHarryCole
Harry Cole
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Cabinet at 2. Oh dear.
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Toby Foster
5 years
I heard Nigel Farage on the radio today talking about how this prorogue is the norm at conference season. He knows that that is not true, but more importantly, so does the journo. He was not challenged. Reporters need to step up.
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RMBC distributing the cleanup operation. When I asked how many people had been down I was told "Loads. Absolutely loads". #wath #manvers
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7 years
RIP Knutty.
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6 years
He is a walking talking success story. Refugee, took the education opportunity, degree, President of the Student Union, charity worker, councillor, Lord Mayor. Surely by promoting himself, he's promoting the opportunities that Sheffield can offer?
@adamwalker01
adam walker®
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@tobyfoster He isn’t promoting Sheffield... he’s promoting himself
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Toby Foster
8 years
What Trump said isn't just banter. He talks of abusing his position to assault women. Like Savile did. Amazed that anyone is defending him.
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Toby Foster
8 months
Morning loves. I'm in Hertfordshire. A burger from a van costs £12.
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Toby Foster
3 years
I never know how to refer to my trip to Birkenau Auschwitz. Best thing I ever did or worst thing. Horrific place, but a constant reminder. This Holocaust Memorial Day, I’ll think about The Kinder Path.
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Toby Foster
6 years
So. My 15 year attempt to be “World’s most embarrassing Dad” may be bearing fruit.
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Toby Foster
5 years
Have I told you that we have secured a flypast by a Lancaster on the day of Wentworth Music Festival?
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