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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 months
Lmaooo wait same Taiwo Cole from Nickdel? 30years? Lmao some fathers are never beating the allegation of not knowing their kids age sha. Wasn’t this dude like 2 years junior? Interesting
@dammiedammie35
Oyindamola🙄
4 months
Wofai fada just posted this on her IG… she no send family o 😂😂
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@Gidi_Traffic 😞we can't even argue back for Nigeria, cos almost all she said is true, almost.
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@Tobii_oke
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4 months
@benjie_min 😂lmao abeg Na school join us together. The school no be school for old money sha👀👀.
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
@1onlypaul @AmiaBrave @Wizarab10 Lol smh. People would do weird things for clout.
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@Tobii_oke
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4 months
@Bigbaby_Wunms Lmao Yeahh!
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
@sulawise @LadiSpeaks @gbenga_omo Propaganda kuku ni ounje yin. Isn’t it getting pulled by a locomotive train? Did he lie? This is 2023 for a project that gulped a whole lot of time and money e wa very okay pelu barest minimum.
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@Ochedavidz @unclebayotics @DuchessT_ You are explaining this picture or another? Because no man, no woman, no curtain, no koboko in sight
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
Fuel? No Cash? No Working system? No Favorable policies? No Nothing seems to be working, yet the political class seems unperturbed! How long?! Chiefs = Politicians
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@Tobii_oke
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4 months
@benjie_min 😂😂😂😂Ben no be you suppose dey talk this o😭
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
Naaaaa Mr Macaroni is everything a young celebrity should be! ❤️
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@Tobii_oke
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4 months
@Yayiratti My guy the age shock me o😂
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
@Oladayo_Adenubi Dust? if not why are you calculating in dollars. The parents of the students are they earning in dollars? Their monthly income, how sustainable is it compared to one earning in dollars? In a bid to sound politically correct, one shouldn’t lose his or her senses.
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@Tobii_oke
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4 months
@baddie_shantii 😂😂please no
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@Tobii_oke
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2 years
Representing 🤙🏾
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@Tobii_oke
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5 years
@sugarr_pp I am a fish farmer, and I sell catfish at fingerlins and juvenile sizes, and I need buyers, please help retweet and tell a friend to tell a friend, I sell at affordable rates, send me a DM for more info. #helpmyhustle make hunger no kill me😪😪
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@Tobii_oke
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3 years
@Drwhales_ @tejumania Lmao this should be longer😭 the big mood transition is fireee🔥🔥🔥
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@Tobii_oke
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6 months
Bye…👋
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
MTN showed me hell.
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@Tobii_oke
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5 years
Happy Birthday To Me 😍
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@Tobii_oke
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5 months
One of my staff members just made my day with her birthday wish to me. I am so proud, happy and honored! Happy birthday to me! 🥳
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@Tobii_oke
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26 days
My own transition funny gan. Late last year, mo ma order bi anything, eyes clear. I say make I find cook wey I go dey pay monthly. That one sef, mi o se mo. Now, I don like to dey cook. Cooking actually dey good. 😪
@TheAjibolaGrey
ODINAKA. El Toro.
26 days
I ordered food from mega chicken without two big turkeys, me Ajibola, olowo mega chicken. Tinuke, you will crumble se😃
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
…because I dey try o! 😭 As a business owner, na we know wetin our eyes don see the past few months. That our mental health is still intact, physical strength dey gallant, we thank God o. This is not just for me, but every small business owner out there. You dey try! ❤️
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
Got myself a cake just because…😌
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@Tobii_oke
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5 years
@0lawale_ @royzkingin @_AdeniyiNG Cries in Lagos self-contain rent😭😭😭 what the actual fock
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@Tobii_oke
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4 months
@Bigbaby_Wunms Get out Wunmi😂
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@Tobii_oke
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9 months
🏋️🏋️ *inserts inspirational and motivational quote*
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
10 months
@hackSultan Lmao how are people not getting what you are saying. Seems like a perfect idea! Cost would be reduced drastically
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
@SHADE0Me @Gidi_Traffic I clearly said almost, obviously she lied about the uber, but are our leaders not enriching themselves at our mercy? Is boko haram not ravaging the country? Are we not a 3rd world country?
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
I wish you what you wished us while we were canvassing for a better leader. You thought you’d be immune? Some Business owners in Lagos screamed that this man wasn’t the best as he has no knowledge of what he was doing, but you wished depression on them.
@BashorunGa_
FARMGRIDDZ🐔🐓
1 year
📢 THIS IS ME CALLING FOR HELP AS A DROWNING POULTRY FARMER! 🌱 I am putting this out purposely to publicly ask for help in terms of quick business loan,support or investment fund to safe my over 15 million Naira investment in Ottab Farms Ltd in the last 6 month #Thread PLZ RT
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@Akinsholar1 @impeccable77 @i_am_feezah Do you not still see that that thought process still makes it seem as though men should have no dealings with anything period related? So what if no female teacher is available and the young girl needs urgent attention? Watch her go through pain?
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
Karaoke evening🥳
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@Tobii_oke
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8 months
Last Sunday of 2023💯. Attendance marked Looking forward to the last Sunday of 2024🤗
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@Tobii_oke
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5 months
@drkabiraliyu @pyjama_ceo It’s Elrufai you people are hyping like this. Lol.
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@its_demmie @DrOlufunmilayo Touch that juice and report yourself to the group, No Soda September is a joke to you right?🙄
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
Blue scrubs would look good on me, I mean look at this.🌝
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
So why did you ask us not to forget? If people actually just die. I said it before. You are a disgur.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
In addition to @jidesanwoolu actions during and after #EndSARS , one of the reasons I am not going to vote for him is, he strategically stopped @lasemasocial , one of the best projects that Lagos had that almost put them in line of a developing city. Now emergency response is dead.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
@afunzo @BodeAjayi_O If you look clearly, you go see the previous Gas stain/mark for floor, na to carry your own out for there☠️☠️
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@CallMeKobby @atomified Man. Thank you. My head went cold for a minute
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@Tobii_oke
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2 years
I am too upset. This thing is really getting out of hand! 1million and you want student to pay it? You think students that can afford it would wait 9months for asuu strike? Lagos real estate encourages fraud! And should be looked into else.
@ifeg0ld
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@snrmanOA This video ? 1million naira for 1 year per bedspace 600k for 6 months per bedspace Service charge exclusive Facilities 24/7 light backed up with inverter Mattress Gas Cooker Blender/Microwave Standing fan /AC Fridge powered with inverter Modern toilet design Modern kitchen des
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
@ChronicSalesman @Yorubaness Lool but ND oil is for entire Nigeria. Olorun a saanu yin.
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@Tobii_oke
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2 years
I feel like we should ban the use of white paints, because surely this is where the Lagos real estate problem started from!
@ifeg0ld
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@snrmanOA This video ? 1million naira for 1 year per bedspace 600k for 6 months per bedspace Service charge exclusive Facilities 24/7 light backed up with inverter Mattress Gas Cooker Blender/Microwave Standing fan /AC Fridge powered with inverter Modern toilet design Modern kitchen des
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@Tobii_oke
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3 years
Furniture Guy: So what do you guys do, seeing you all are quite young and smart. Me: While using a finger to trace the print on my shirt "property investment made seamless"... We make property investment seamless with technology. FG: Oh, wow ! IT boys? Me: Yessur
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
I remember when the BMC boys then would always insist that #EndSARS then was political and was a movement sponsored by atiku, I am sure now they can see all we ever and only wanted was a working system, a government that is accountable. That’s all.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 months
Lmaooo you fool. Buharis’s govt did incredibly well? Oponu Apoda.
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@Funkemyfun
Ọmọ́túndé
4 months
So fuel is being sold 1000/L in Ibadan ☹️
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
7 months
💪🏋️ evening ✌🏾
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
Yesterday was beautiful 💫
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
Lol see Lagos state actors and actresses acting blind to Funke Akindele contesting, as a deputy, how many of them even supports her lol, when GRV wins, they would try to come sing a different story to us. Okey okey
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
✌🏾✌🏾
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
10 months
Actually good. And I must add that this is the first time since February 2023, that I feel good Seeing how crazily sad I was last month September, I sat God down and told him, “see this month of October, I don’t want to lament before I pay salaries” and yeah I am not lamenting.
@rubylaren
nwamaka.
10 months
Business owners, how are you all feeling?.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
What Nigeria is doing to us, to me! Having to say goodbyes to families, friends every now and then because of japa is crazy! For those of us with a small circle of friends, small family what to do. Nigeria be nice to us, thats all we want.
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
They said it’s jersey day in church ✨
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
Once you support APC. You automatically stop having sympathy. I had one dunce defend the container that took 9 lives weeks ago. Her excuse was also “people die everyday” I asked her if she would love to die under container, she got very mad. How heartless can you be?!
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
@shomoyess @Justice_E_P_A @EffiomAsuquo3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is amazing! Just 2 months
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
Lol you are supporting someone that says we should roll our windows up😭😂. Please.
@TosinAyodele10
Ayodele T.D
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Lol. As governor, this guy may be soft on crime,- a major red flag for me.
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@AdebayoMachala1 @ugobekeeeee @faeva_r @onwukajefferson @justsolomon_ I thought we all agreed that trying to manipulate someone after the person must have said no once was also wrong? I thought we all agreed "no means no", not "no means give me money and I might change my mind"?
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
A happy birthday to me! Say a prayer☺️
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@Tobii_oke
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1 year
Lool not South African but I totally get what’s going on
@pmcafrica
Peché Africa 🇿🇦
1 year
Which South Africans 😏🙆‍♂️
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
This is @uchejombo stan page. 🥺 Please let nobody stress me in this life🤒
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@odubayo822 @Gidi_Traffic Are your leaders not enriching themselves at your mercy? Is boko haram not ravaging the country? Are we not a 3rd world country? How do defend that when it's clearly true, we could argue that her country isn't eldorado,but still, she is right to an extent, I said almost.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
5 years
@OMG_its_JayLo Being broke is the matter and do the needful as soon as possible so I can get a ride to the airport on Friday. 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I am traveling on Friday?? I didn't even know.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
@kennyeki @Gidi_Traffic Are your leaders not enriching themselves at your mercy? Is boko haram not ravaging the country? Are we not a 3rd world country? How do defend that when it's clearly true, we could argue that her country isn't eldorado,but still, she is right to an extent, I said almost.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
10 months
Wishing @lola_mewu all the best as she goes on to set her own world record after breaking the current world record of 60hrs of art painting! #lolamewuspainthaton #lolamewuspaintingmarathon #guinnessworldrecord
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 months
🏋🏾
@phranceskaa
The social introvert💞
4 months
Picture/video of you in the gym? Air me and I’ll delete this app.
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@Tobii_oke
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4 months
@Sahyrah @benjie_min 😹 You people want my helpers to run o
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@AdebayoMachala1 @ugobekeeeee @faeva_r @onwukajefferson @justsolomon_ Bro, I would love to think everyone is making mental effort to correct such ladies, any lady that says you didn't try hard enough shouldn't be seen as serious, and that's how it works now, maybe years back, we all were ignorant, but with all recent happenings, not anymore.
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@Tobii_oke
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3 years
@Tyek000n This one, I would probably delete her number.
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@Tobii_oke
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5 years
@RipOldVictor @minajmania1 Since it is common, makes it right?
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
@Akinsholar1 @impeccable77 @i_am_feezah Why must they only approach a female teacher?
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
5 months
Please my friends brother just got kidnapped and we suspect it is a case of one chance. This happened less than 1hr ago, he left from magodo brooks to VI. Please help.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
8 months
The thought of crowdfunding for ransom for people kidnapped in their homes should actually get every one out on the streets and demand better from the useless sets of politicians we have, and all security agencies! What do you mean crowdfunding is going on on TL?
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
Knowing my mutuals, this wouldn't be engaged aggressively, but even if just one person gets the message, it means maybe, just maybe we still have a tad bit of hope. Beautiful weekend.✌🏽
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
Yes, we are not the older generation. Yes we want to do things differently. We desire a different kind of change. But are we really not the older generation in new bodies?
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
Thread As a small business owner in Nigeria with > 10 employees, paying salaries way more than half of a million naira monthly. I have experienced firsthand the impact of the current ruling party's failed policies in the last 2 years of my business.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
3 months
I love this marriage topic so much! What I however took note of is that a lot of people find it hard to be accountable to their partners(those not yet married) about whereabouts. Accountability is so so important! I’d be back to quote this thread very soon, Amen?
@peng_writer
Ibrahim Kazeem Content writer and SMM
3 months
What's your first reality check after getting married? 🤔
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
10 months
Lmao We have “hallelujah challenge There’s nothing wrong with “gbe won shepe challenge”
@SheunAdeola
Big Wolf 🐺
10 months
Everyday for the next 30 days, I'm going to be tweeting 1 curse per day for all those who had a hand in BAT's candidacy and campaign
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
You people are so weird. We saw the high number of disenfranchisement of voters in Lagos during the gubernatorial election, but you are still saying “he would still win” because a select few shouted my governor. Do mouth like furo adiye.
In My Opinion; I believe if you hold a free & fair Presidential election in Lagos today, Peter Obi will still win. And if you hold a free & fair Gubernatorial election in Lagos today, Sanwo Olu will still win.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
Employer of labour in this tough economy. 12 staff members isn’t a small feat for a small business. Ensuring that I am not adding to the already high number if unemployment.
@hackSultan
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What’s your contribution to society?
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@Tobii_oke
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2 years
14,735 steps🥳 2hrs 2mins Broke all my other records😀
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
Fake life as this woman would say🤧
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
The only person doing banter is the government that doesn’t care about us, For fuel that ought to be 13,600naira I spent 24,600naira and you think your banter would protect you from such when the time comes??? Dunce.
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@Moh__Sarkee
Mo' Sarkee
2 years
This app won't contain all of us when PitObi loses election. The banter will be extra-premium. 😭😭😭😂😂
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
You can’t support APC and not be a dunce. Really.
@Dontee___
Tosin.X
2 years
Nothing concern this one about Fuel scarcity and Naira crisis. Just to visit church and crusade for campaign.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
5 months
Just made the tough decision to part ways with my personal assistant. It's a challenging moment for me lol. She started April 2023, and despite some bumps along the way, she's been a valuable part of my brand and person. Wishing her all the best. #sad #unhappy
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
3 years
@Gen_Buhar @udyelle @EditiEffiong Salami and Johnson? You good sir? Like are you fine?
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
5 years
If you intend passing ikorodu road from Maryland, look for another alternative, officials on ground don't even know how to lift off the trucks, today's traffic would be 🤒
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
June dump? Let’s have it
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
Don’t be obtuse, no one is saying standing and praying for hours is wrong. What they are saying is you do not have the right to deny someone, especially if you don’t know her background(medically or religiously). Your attempt at bringing in concert is also silly. Do better sir.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
@chemicalbrodar Mehn, can't tell me nothing. Eranko ni most awon people yii! What is this???
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
Why is Unilag increasing school fees from 23k plus to 190k for college of medicine?! What is even going on in this bloody country now? How are we even too calm as a people now? For people that have had no change in income, you are doing this?!
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@Tobii_oke
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4 years
@IamTheIroko @Chinwe_uba_ Do you see how people are driving by as though a bus stopping in the middle of the road is perfectly normal.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
2 years
If you have seen the anikulapo movie, you’d know why I laughed at the “saroooo”😅😅
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
3 months
Dunces and dishonest paid propaganda machines just full the quotes
@Babajiide
Babájídé
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Man said he would reduce people’s purchasing power and folks still voted him in. Now he is fulfilling his promise
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
@Deeblack93 @TheresaTekenah So the one that died from stray bullet died for nothing? Does it look like they are yeilding to instructions? Don't be like this.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
4 years
@Laxix6 The only how it started and going that matters.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
1 year
“Put all his guys on” with commonwealth of a state. But go on, this is the next stage of whitewashing Tinubu and Sanwo-olu. We see through y’all.
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@Tobii_oke
tobii_oke
26 days
You f**ks! The administration this happened under is the one you say things are peaceful and better???? 9 Baptist people were killed, yet you say this is peaceful?. They are maybe just scores to you. Disgusting lots! No one would beat you if you remained quiet!
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