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@ToastyRamirez
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Trying to find the meaning of life in a Corona IG: ToastyRamirez
Roosevelt Island/LES
Joined March 2009
You testing positive for heroin after this, not even joking.
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Lmao go home then Roger. This kid got his shit clapped for ragging people's shit. Bozo for real, welcome to New York dickhead
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but delta has round trip tickets to Puerto Rico for 165 right now.
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Delancey street McDonald's
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Fuck J stash, he beat the shit out of my home girl a few years ago and then tried to show up at my party with a bodyguard. Now he killed a mother of 3 in front of her kids before taking his own bitch ass out. That nigga can rot.
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Gentrifiers forming a line at the bodega 7 people long, meanwhile all the locals raising whatever item they're buying in the air and throwing exact change on the counter as they walk out.
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AND THEN RAN AROUND WITH THE BOYS TO FIND THE GUY THAT DECKED HIM OH MY GOD
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"How did you know I was Puerto Rican".
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@THEKIDMERO So apparently he admitted to the cops he got beat up while catching a tag and they arrested him, real bozo hours.
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I fucking HATE hipster graffiti. Nobody gives a shit about your little cocaine poems
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Your coquito not valid if it don't come in a random container
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If she don't remember this being atrium, she's too young for you bro
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In a year white people are gonna start calling Broadway Junction "BroJo".
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Just remember 2016 as the year you let drake get away with pretending to be jamaican.
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Being called a bum cuts so much deeper when the girl has a New York accent.
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This means something completely different if you're Jamaican.
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Being a baby is crazy, one minute you could be taking a nap, all of a sudden they wake you up and you getting passed around a family gathering like a blunt.
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When you invite New York niggas to your wedding
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RIP to our favorite venues that didn't make it with us into the next decade:. Green house.Sway.Gallery bar.Sutra.Happy ending (the original, with the shower stalls).13 Thames .Epstein's.The Flat.Apt 78.The original Local 138.
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I got a grocery bag full of other grocery bags under the sink
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This kid already has a union job.
This really might be my favorite video of the year.
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Trains are running 24 hours again, bars are open till 4, NEW YORK IS BACK.
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Dominicans
Which Zodiak sign is the worst to date?.
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You ever cut someone off and then they latch on to your friends just to stay in your orbit? Annoying.
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Uzi getting that diamond pulled out of his head after a fight
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Everyone loves Afrobeat now but I don't remember y'all giving this man his flowers
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"Yeah, nah"."Nah, yeah".New York might be the only place where those sentences make sense.
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Not the Latin king 1's.
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I'm never gonna forget waking up in LA to see my boy Quincy beating someone's ass on the timeline. And he wants you all to know that's Dr pepper, not sweet tea.
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This girl had to pay the bill after her man's card declined. They walk out the door, I hear her scream "YOU SAID YOUR SHITS WAS HITTING!". I fell out.
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I'm out with my mom for her birthday. She's telling my friends a story from when I was young and referred to me as "this bitch ass nigga".I was 5.
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WHAT PART OF I WANT AVOCADO ON MY CHOPPED CHEESE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND MY NIGGA
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SUCK OUR COLLECTIVE DICKS FROM THE BACK JU HEARD.
Crowd keeps chanting “we want Boston” and I never wanted to murder Yankees fans more.
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My boy is doing this at 32 years old, this is what we call a New York mid life crisis
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Drake at the Apollo is the kids from the seaport all grown up.
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fuck a dm, I'll shoot my shot for the whole timeline to see.
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I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF SKYLAR, YOUR MAN WAS OUT HERE TRAPPING TO MAKE SURE HIS FAMILY WAS SET FOR LIFE AND YOU GO AND FUCK YOUR BOSS.
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The manager that fired me from AA follows me on IG
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If any of my homegirls need a little peace of mind, I got you
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Absolutely nobody:.New Yorkers: I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING WALK.
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6ix9ine snitched on people he did dirt with. Megan reported an abuser. The fact that you can't distinguish the two tells me you didn't grow up in that world, so stop trying to perpetuate things you never lived through.
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If it doesnt have Delancey street McDonald's as a playable level, I don't want it
HYPOTHETICALLY, who’d you like to see on the cover if this game made a comeback?
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Niggas can't have SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
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I'ma come clean, I'm really glad we not in the club for this toosie slide bullshit.
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Transplant inside jokes are crazy.
you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location
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I cried when someone on here said her name was Bundles
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lol yo whats in retrograde cuz everyone is spicy and messy right now.
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Delancey McDonald's.
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What do you want from the man, he was probably off a perc 30.
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New York closing before 4am doesn't make sense to my body.
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If I go on a famous persons IG post and see someone I know in the comments talking to them like they know them, I get embarrassed.
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Congratulations, you're moving to Brownsville.
Gorgeous super affordable two bedroom apartment in Eastern Crown Heights, prime location!. This 2 bedroom apartment features spacious living room, queen sized bedroom, stainless steel kitchen, modern bathroom, hardwood floors, and windows that let in natural light throughout.
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I pull up to the bar for water after biking the bridge and see this
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The New York everyone loves and glorifies was born from white flight and a constant assault on our subcultures by the powers that be. Don't tell us what the "essence" of New York is when you never had a hand in building it.
Oh, and note: the essence of NYC was based on mass migration, constant renewal, and evolution. Not the same things as gentrification. Please use Google. It’s free.
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Y'all little niggas don't know drip cuz y'all never met Ease DaMan.
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I know he Puerto Rican.
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I can't believe I had to wait 10 years for the best version.
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That 8 ball jacket is like Thor's hammer.
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Something made me cry today and now all of you are gonna suffer for it.
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These the same dudes buying up all the Carhartt from the stores.
I asked a grown ass man if he had any WD40, and he didn’t even know what that is…
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I know I'm drunk, cuz I just screamed "SHOOT UP THE CLUB" at a gender reveal.
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If you making memes about black air force activity but you don't know about beef and brocs or ACG's, you a whole farce.
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Another day, another transplant saying NYC is dead. Just say you not built for this shit and keep it moving.
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They sound like a 16 year old Mexican couple from queens.
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Just because you're a POC doesn't mean you're not a gentrifier.
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Stop spreading this bullshit, it's dangerous. Steve Jobs had cancer and they found it early enough to treat it. What did he do? Shunned medicine and went on a fruit based diet to cure it. It didn't work, now he's dead.
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If Harry Potter was from New York that scar would have been a buck fifty.
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Just imagine Charlemagne tooting his booty up in the air to get the mold for this.
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